Bernie Ecclestone with Fabiana Flosi
He’s apparently an 81 year-old billionaire who has something to do with Formula 1 racing, and she’s a 35 year-old Brazilian who is hoping he doesn’t outlive Besse Cooper.
This answers the question “what comes after a billion?”
Answer – A Brazilian.
Here’s another picture of the little guy.
They said this was a picture after he was mugged. Now I know the truth. He walked into Fabiana’s tits.
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joe
August 27th, 2012
Bernie IS Formula One racing.
Bad Brad
August 27th, 2012
This answers the question “what comes after a billion?”
Answer – A Brazilian.
I though a Brazilian was some sort of hair cut.
Tim
August 27th, 2012
Fabiana: “There is nothing more sexually stimulating than an 81 year-old billionaire! His flaccid … uhhh … and his droopy ass … uhhh … it is … how you say … marvelous!”
MADJACK
August 27th, 2012
Wait!
I thought the Beatles said you couldn’t buy love. 
Team TEA
August 27th, 2012
I’m sure she loves him for him too. (cough cough gag)
I do admire her job security though, marrying a billionaire with a serious health condition. Maybe it’ll work out better for her than it did for Anna Nicole.
Stirrin the B.S.
August 27th, 2012
Fur would you please post more pics of the Fab Floozy – preferably nekkid? After having to endure the shots of Rosie O’Flabiano, we deserve some relief.
Bad Brad
August 27th, 2012
Stirrin the B.S., I hate to burst your bubble dude, but Rosie married a Brazilian too.
Birdie Num Num
August 27th, 2012
Fabiana pulls cord to ring butler gong.
Bernie Ecclestone: “Youu Raaaanggg?”
Team TEA
August 27th, 2012
Hey Bad Brad, “Rosie O’Donnell” and “Brazilian” should never appear in the same sentence!
Stranded in Sonoma
August 27th, 2012
Here honey, never mind your shoes, we’re only going downstairs. Hold these two wires; the stairs are over there past that puddle of water. OH! You didn’t get your feet wet? Oh, my! Well, let’s head downstairs. No, I’ll have the maid remove that banana peel after we get to the bottom. You should hold onto this decorative-only railing because it’s more safe. Well, we made it! Oh, my! Let’s go for a ride! I’ll drive and you can just enjoy the scenery. The seat belt won’t lock? Well just hold it down with your hand. Oh, that? Don’t worry babe. I’ll bring the car to the shop tomorrow to get the automatic passenger air bag sensor fixed…
Bad Brad
August 27th, 2012
Team TEA,
I think I just through up a little in my mouth. That would look like a landing strip for a C-140. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll refrain from now on.
Callmelennie
August 27th, 2012
What jokes about a Brazilian coming after a billion
A vaudevillian
IronyCurtain
August 27th, 2012
Worth the black eye, I’d say.
Carlos The Jackal
August 27th, 2012
When I first saw the picture, I thought it was yet another May-December lesbian wedding in Massachusetts.
Bob M.
August 27th, 2012
A hottie Latine with big hooters, combined with an 81 year old billionaire.
Hmmm… I foresee a heart attack in his NEAR future!
grayscape
August 27th, 2012
Can’t blame Bernie one bit. If I was his age I’d buy as much of a hot woman I could afford.
“Nothing in the world better than pussy – cept maybe the Indianapolis 500….”
Czar of Defenestration
August 27th, 2012
Renting has its advantages.
scribble
August 27th, 2012
As my mother used to say, “When you marry for money, you reeeally earn it.”
shockuhzulu
August 27th, 2012
Mugged? Tits? No! That’s how he looked after he mentioned the word “prenup.”
mkultra
August 28th, 2012
I thought Andy Warhol was gay. And dead.
AnusPresley
August 28th, 2012
I hope he did her in the dumper at least once