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Rosie O’Donnell Announces That She Was Secretly Married Back in June
Unless this lady brushes horses she doesn’t look like a groom to me.
Rosie’s previous husband was Nickelodeon executive, Kelli Carpenter.
Rosie is still young enough to become the Zsa Zsa of rug munchers. Stay tuned.
Dano
August 27th, 2012
I don’t get it… There is NOTHING appealing about that DICK! As in Moby Dick…
Tim
August 27th, 2012
I guess it’s true – enough money makes us beautiful!
Bob M.
August 27th, 2012
Into polyandry, is she?
She’s been married to knife, fork, and spoon for DECADES…
OH:
Diann
August 27th, 2012
If only she would do the rest of her life secretly instead of ramming down our throats day in and day out.
super toe
August 27th, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUWONUpeTEw
The end of the clip sums it all up.
Col. Angus
August 27th, 2012
Toe, the clip was hilarious. I thought she was calling the “fat farters.”
Joe
August 27th, 2012
Agree with Diann: Why give her any publicity at all? Let her lead her lifestyle without my knowledge. I don’t like hearing about it or seeing it.
Stirrin the B.S.
August 27th, 2012
@Super Toe – funny shit!!!
hanoverfist
August 27th, 2012
She went to the Shrek School of Posture.
simply enraged
August 27th, 2012
“Mah momma done said, ‘you got to shop around’” – or something like that.
Aharte
August 27th, 2012
Wow, those dudes are ugly!
Stirrin the B.S.
August 27th, 2012
@hanover – “….She went to the Shrek School of Posture….”
Paint her green, and she’s a spittin’ image.
Unneutral
August 27th, 2012
If I had a gay partner I wouldn’t want to be so braggadocios.
Tim
August 27th, 2012
Gay???
She looks miserable.
Metprof
August 27th, 2012
If they were seated in a canoe would they be “fur traders”?
Anonymous
August 27th, 2012
My eyes!!!
Goldenfoxx
August 27th, 2012
Who ever took those portraits, needs to do some airbrushing on their chins. I know it’s a gross out, but really – it’s so blatant! Ewwwwwww!
Tim
August 27th, 2012
Your eyes!?!?
I’m thanking the Lord (and Mr. Hat) that they aren’t nekkid pictures.
MADJACK
August 27th, 2012
Yeah there’s true love if ya ever saw it.
Another story where money bought love. If I were to see that fat ugly disgusting bitch nekkid I’d shoot myself at least twice. In both eyes.
Team TEA
August 27th, 2012
Are we sure that Rosie isn’t the strap-on “husband”? She looks more masculine than the spouses do, probably weighs more than any man does too.
Her poor kids, mom’s a fat ugly lesbo dyke with a revolving door bedroom.
sig94
August 27th, 2012
1st Anniversary – Latex
5th Anniversary – Rubber
10th Anniversary – Plastic
15th Anniversary – Anything with veins
RedNeckRobot
August 27th, 2012
When the photog says “Say cheese”, he has to throw up a little in his mouth.
Dat be some nasty cheese, yo.
John
August 27th, 2012
She’ll never be happy until she marries a rep for Snap-On Tools.
Callmelennie
August 27th, 2012
Rosie, you’re all right
You take my thing
Though you’re far from light
Rosie broke that spring
When you turn on the light
I got to avert eyes from you
Looks like it’s I’m strapping it on tonight
Rosie ..
Carlos The Jackal
August 27th, 2012
By the looks of her nose, that isn’t the only kind of sauce she enthusiastically partakes of.
Aunt Liz
August 27th, 2012
Fur – you should do Rosie on the right and left sides. Her smile is odd. I know it’s supposed to be a smile – but it seems like both sides of her mouth do this weird turn down at the end.
Jethro
August 27th, 2012
@hanoverfist:
Rosie O’Shrekkell!
I swear, Chaz Bono is still more attractive than her, even as a man…
http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2011/08/30/152144-chaz-bono.jpg
.
…not that I am interested in any way…
CrustyB
August 27th, 2012
Rosie’s “smile” always makes her look like she’s pinching a loaf.
Joe
August 27th, 2012
Let’s put them in that canoe and let them see what it’s like to be charged by a brown bear. Would be oodles of fun to see. No guns provided… just some mace.
Birdie Num Num
August 27th, 2012
“Agree with Diann: Why give her any publicity at all? Let her lead her lifestyle without my knowledge. I don’t like hearing about it or seeing it.”
The reason is that they want to dare you not to approve this lifestyle and ‘marriage’ and punish you for not approving it by force of law.
Gaining state-enforced approval assuages their guilt and self-loathing about a completely unnatural arrangement.
Death_By_Farts
August 28th, 2012
“Majority of the American People Announce That They Don’t Give a Flying Fuck”
No Side Effects
August 28th, 2012
The world would be a happier place if that fat dyke would keep her entire life a secret.