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Home - by - August 27, 2012 - 17:00 America/New_York - 26 Comments

This is something I do sometimes with friends and family. I take a picture of them straight on, then I make a triptych, the middle shot being the normal one. The photos on the left are the left side used twice to form a new portrait. The right side is  two right sides used together.

It makes for a weird set of triplets. Some people don’t change much. Some get worse, some get better. It’s like the two brothers and sisters you never had.

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  1. Snowball the Sourpuss

    August 27th, 2012

    Holeeee shit! LOL!! Do me, do me!!

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  2. Claudia

    August 27th, 2012

    Wow, that’s really cool.

    The fat/skinny ones are funny – it’s because the torso is not straight forward, but it sure looks weird.

    Good job, Fur. And thanks for NOT showing us Mooch!!

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  3. Team TEA

    August 27th, 2012

    Paul Ryan is cute in all three. Mitt looks like Herman Munster. Grayson is still a caveman.

    Fat Barack is how he’ll look late in 2013, after he loses the election this fall big-time and has had several months eating fried chicken ‘n waffles back in the Chicago hood. Sorta like White Goodman looked at the end of “Dodgeball” (http://youtu.be/oAGWC2DoLnQ).

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  4. sig94

    August 27th, 2012

    That right side of Angela Jolie is simply heart stopping. Pelosi looks like the poster child for over medication. Waxman always looks like he should be biting into something made of bark. Matthews looks like brain surgery experimentation. Obugger looks like he is strapped into Ole Sparky just before they throw the switch. We can always dream.

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  5. BWSEATTLE

    August 27th, 2012

    Freaky. Hey, you ALMOST fixed Henry Waxman! ;P

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  6. Tim

    August 27th, 2012

    That’s strange and interesting.

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  7. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 27th, 2012

    Look at the left side of Jolie versus her right side. The left looks puffy and out of shape but the right side looks GORGEOUS!

    Either side of DWS makes her look like a criminal.

    The right side of Waters makes her look friendly, while the left side makes her look like a UFC contestant on steroids. I think lefty Obama could do a cage match with lefty Waters.

    Pelosi just looks dopey in all three pictures. Do you know why she has that stupid grin on her face? Yeah! She’s STUPID!!!

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  8. kono

    August 27th, 2012

    Clooney’s creepy in all three.

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  9. Moe Tom

    August 27th, 2012

    You reduced Paul Ryan’s neck size by 50 percent from L to R.
    HTF?

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  10. whadya nutts

    August 27th, 2012

    guuuaaaaaddd STOP it already… cna only stand to look at angelina

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  11. The Looking Spoon

    August 27th, 2012

    I take issue with the “normal” pictures of DWS and Pelosi….

    And Waxman…

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  12. Moe Tom

    August 27th, 2012

    You reduced obummers neck 75 per cent and fixed Waxman’s teeth. Good job.

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  13. NoMoBo

    August 27th, 2012

    Wow – I love this. Hope you make it a feature. And please do Mooch. I want to see what she looks like with two “little eyes.”

    Did Maxine Waters only have a face lift on one side of her face? I’m sure her husband is busy stealing more money so she can have the other side done.

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  14. MaryfromMarin

    August 27th, 2012

    There’s something unsettling about a portrait where both sides match.

    Have you ever done this with identical twins, and compared the results?

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  15. scribble

    August 27th, 2012

    Shouldn’t obama’s photo on the right be the “normal” one in the middle? It’s how I always see him when he’s saying, “I,I,I, me, me me!.”

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  16. Carlos The Jackal

    August 27th, 2012

    Any way you slice him, waxman still looks like a rat.

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  17. Aunt Liz

    August 27th, 2012

    Fur! That’s the coolest thing ever!! I can see I’m going to have to try monkeying around with my CorelDraw Photo Paint. Will be crude compared to what you’ve done – but still seems like fun.

    I agree with the others – the right Jolie is breathtaking. Interesting to note – the right Pelosi actually looks like a normal, fun person – whereas the left Nancy looks bat shizzle crazy. And the right Debbie WS looks WAAAY better than her normal or left self. Clooney looks best on the right too.

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  18. Nutjob

    August 27th, 2012

    Thats cool BFH.

    You’ve exposed a political truth also, when people turn to be a leftists, they also end up being a fathead.

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  19. Alxandro

    August 27th, 2012

    Add narcissism into the equation and you get this:
    http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii80/Alxandro/ObamaCyclops.jpg

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  20. scribble

    August 27th, 2012

    The obama on the left is what obama thinks he looks like when he’s talking to Netanyahu or Medvedev or Ryan.

    And what he wishes he looked like when talking with Mooch.

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  21. Pubert

    August 27th, 2012

    And the Obama on the right is how Netanyahu or
    Medvedev or Ryan view him.. As a pencil neck geek..
    chortle..

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  23. Poonces

    August 27th, 2012

    Adrian Michael Jackson Brody.

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  24. acerpalmatumdissectum

    August 27th, 2012

    love that chris matthews one. drunk.

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  25. TN Tuxedo

    August 27th, 2012

    Right half of Debbie looks like Minnie Driver.

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  26. Friend of the family

    August 27th, 2012

    Age is creeping up on Clooney, who is fast becoming a has-been like the guy below him.

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