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Crazy Ass Paul Supporters Are Furious That They Aren’t Allowed To Seat Delegates Against the Will of the People
All throughout the Paulbot invasion, armed only with their rudeness and delusions, I tried to tell the hot pocket brigade that the huge flaw in their system gaming was that the majority of the voters would have stomped them into small piles of Reynold’s Wrap if the popular votes were dismissed and the nomination was simply handed to Shaky McShitstains.
What? Did they think their bratfests were as “tough as it could get”? Paul would have been body surfed, like the Ayatollah, into freeway traffic if he insisted he was the winner of the nomination. He had about as many popular votes as I had, and I didn’t run.
Well, the Paul dream is over. Even if Paul managed to survive the next four years (I understand they’ve made great advancements with Ensure and Boost) he can’t try and pull the same idiocy in 2016. The GOP has made some changes that would prevent a loser from being the winner. That sounds reasonable to me, but not to the Paultards, who, ironically, anointed Shaky the most principled man in the galaxy. I find his entire “Revolution” anything but. It was founded from the very beginning as a usurping of the popular vote getter.
TAMPA, Fla. — One of the biggest hits at Ron Paul’s pre-convention rally in Tampa was the speech of Maine Republican National committeewoman Ashley Ryan, elected earlier this year at a contentious Maine state convention. Ryan spoke to the crowd about the fact that her delegates weren’t seated last week.
“The credential committee used faulty logic to rule against my state’s duly elected delegates,” Ryan said. She called the actions taken by the rules committee “devastating.” The crowd went wild.
Also – Wisconsin Crying Man has nothing on this decrepit weeper:
The man was too emotional even to give his own name.
“I’m way too overwhelmed,” the man, an Arizona Paul delegate, said. He wore the typical Paul paraphernalia and looked to be in his sixties. “I’ve waited 40 years for this experience.” He had tears in his eyes. “Just put that I’m an unknown veteran that went through the hard times.”
Pressed on why he was so upset, he said: “Because this country is over if we don’t pull this off.”
The most extreme among them say they’ll write in Paul’s name on Election Day. The rest are turning to a new leader: Libertarian Party presidential candidate Gary Johnson.
P-holes.
Jarhead Cracka
August 27th, 2012
Seeing Ron Paul signs around town at this late date just makes me laugh. How many popular votes did he gain again? Might as well support the Cynthia McKinney/Cindy Sheehan ticket instead!
Carlos The Jackal
August 27th, 2012
I know a Paulbot, has “Ron Paul” in 2′ letters across the back window of his pickup, along with a 1/2 dozen other RP stickers. On the plus side, they go to obama gatherings and stir up trouble, but they are also way too enamored of Alex Jones as well.
Will Profit
August 27th, 2012
Why hasn’t Obama made Paul the czar of interplanetary time travel or something equally important? He’d be a great fit in this administration.
xthred
August 27th, 2012
“Hot Pocket brigade.”. LOL
MADJACK
August 27th, 2012
Holy shit it’s almost as if these Paulbots want Obama reelected.
BigSlurpy
August 27th, 2012
A spokesperson for The Branch Paulunicans said that The Holy Rapture with Saviour Ron Paul will still take place just as soon as a new venue is picked out, the alter to Branch Paulunacy is constructed and all the tin foil hats are distributed.
Birdie Num Num
August 27th, 2012
Ronulans and Obots actually inhabit the same Venn diagram universe.
(Their bumper stickers occupied most of the vehicles at the playskool campuses in 2008)
They’re mostly all young, woefully uninformed cultists.
The basic P-tard platform is ‘US out of everywhere’ and free pot.
Col. Angus
August 27th, 2012
RP is like a turd that won’t flush.
“Even if Paul managed to survive the next four years”…….Why am I seeing an image from “Weekend at Bernie’s”? Look for Paulbots to try and put his carcass on the ticket well into the next century.
norman einstein
August 27th, 2012
Love that photo of the rainbow contraption.
Is that to launch the cult followers into space?
They better act fast…
According to Wiki, the Hale-Bopp is now beyond the orbit of Uranus and will soon be gone. It won’t be back until 4534.
Dismas In Wonderland
August 27th, 2012
Ron Paul may run as a Republican but he’s just another dhimmicrat. With a history of 1300 years of islamic aggression towards the west Paul still believes that islam is mad at America for invading their lands. Anyone who is that oblivious to islams desire to conquer the world for their worldwide caliphate should never be allowed to be president. He’s as bad as our current “MIC” (muslim in chief) Buraq Insane MaoBama.
http://www.jihadwatch.org/2011/08/ron-paul-those-who-hate-us-and-would-like-to-kill-us-they-are-motivated-by-our-invasion-of-their-lan.html
“I don’t see Islam as our enemy,” Paul said. “I see that motivation is occupation and those who hate us and would like to kill us, they are motivated by our invasion of their land, the support of their dictators that they hate.”
redgrandma
August 27th, 2012
Some harmonica playing Paulbot wacko was on Fox and Friends this a.m. He is some kind of pop music semi-star, but I had no idea who he was.
He claimned to be a true “libertarian”, small-government, freedom lover, who voted for Barack Obama in the last election. When asked who he would vote for this time, he said Obama. WHAT?!!
No kind of true libertarian would ever vote for Obakarama — ever — let alone twice. The guy is a lying phony and a moron.
Nutjob
August 27th, 2012
I bet Reynolds wrap manufacturing goes into overtime when these guys have a convention or get together.
BFH, we need a picture of a Paulbot wearing his signature aluminum hat staring at the moon in honor of Armstrong.
Czar of Defenestration
August 27th, 2012
I keep asking the nuts who promote the candidacy of Johnson or Paul in the November election just what freedoms they think they’ll have left after 4 more years of Obama, and tell them to stop stroking their egos for ideological PURITY. They threaten the future of freedom for ALL of us.
Aunt Liz
August 27th, 2012
“Crites, who goes by “Charlie Coon,” said (“That’s my name down there on the bayou. It’s a racial phrase, but I’m proud of it”) said. “In fact, I was put in jail last week.” (Crites thinks he was arrested for being a Ron Paul supporter; he was thrown in jail for a night after having drinks at a bar for disorderly conduct.)”
God help us if these morons somehow help get Obama re-elected.
Czar of Defenestration
August 27th, 2012
Is the “rule” discussed here
http://michellemalkin.com/2012/08/27/floor-fight-grass-roots-activists-battle-attempt-to-rig-gop-convention-delegate-rules/
different from the one the Paulistas are drooling over?