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Obama Remembers Neil Armstrong with a Big Picture of… Himself

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SooperMexican

When I heard Neil Armstrong had passed away, it took me a while to hit me fully. I saw people send messages of remembrance and commemoration, and decided I should do my own, to show how much respect I have for a real American hero:

Neil Armstrong represented American hope, pride and excellence. And he took us to the moon. Godspeed on your trip through the heavens.

    It is nearly literally the least I could do for someone that symbolized American greatness so thoroughly, and in so many aspects.

    You know what I didn’t think to do? I didn’t think to post a picture of myself to remember Neil Armstrong. Never got into my mind that this was a good way to remember his greatness.

    But then, I’m not president mompants:

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    1. Carlos The Jackal

      August 27th, 2012

      The conceit of this man(?) is so stupifyingy excessive, it’s just going to be a total hoot to see him get owned in November.

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    2. uncivil & right

      August 27th, 2012

      Now where have we seen that crescent moon and star thingie?

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    3. bitterclinger

      August 27th, 2012

      Jesus could show up and the WH Press Office would STILL put out a story and pix of Barky Odowngrade instead.

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    4. MADJACK

      August 27th, 2012

      When was the last time it was all about Obama?? :roll:

      Obama has to be Narcissus reborn.

      Narcissist:

      “A person diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder refers to an individual that possesses character traits and exhibits behaviors that display an obvious love and infatuation of themselves. A narcissist is concerned only with his or her self and have complete disregard for the existence of other individuals when it pertains to other people’s own value of self. However, to fill their own needs, a narcissist does require interaction with people as they rely on others to continually provide them with an audience in which they can show their own worth. “

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    5. Claudia

      August 27th, 2012

      Sickening.

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    6. MADJACK

      August 27th, 2012

      Neil Armstrong had all The Right Stuff and Obama has ALL The Wrong Stuff. :mad:

      November cannot come soon enough to kick this inept, incompetent amateur out of the WH! :roll:

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    7. Tim

      August 27th, 2012

      The only words that come to mind are ‘punk bitch’.

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    8. eternal cracker p

      August 27th, 2012

      Think if Obama had any leading role in Apollo missions. He’s calling Romney “extreme.” Imagine now if the astronauts needed to put a square tube into a round hole. Is it considered extreme or is it ingenuity. How extreme is it to protect humans from space with tin foil? How extreme is it to carry only enough fuel to allow for no error? Now, space shuttle is gone, NASA is almost insignificant… because it’s too freaking EXTREME.

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    9. reddecaesari

      August 27th, 2012

      read a piece on mr. armstrong which summed him up beautifully

      “absolutely adult, eloquently square.”

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    10. Racist

      August 27th, 2012

      Did anyone else see the “Heavenly” Tribute to Armstrong last night/ early a.m.? The sky was incredible. It was almost frighteningly awesome!
      Back Story: I spent the weekend moving greasy restaurant equipment, installing new tile floors throughout, and putting it back together in time for them to open @ 5am today!
      I finished and came outside to leave at about 1am. While I was standing in the lot saying bye and thx to my help, I noticed (what I assumed was) a big jet that appeared to not be moving. When I pointed it out to my friend, I noticed another, and then another, and another, and then “HOLY CRAP! What the heck is going on?”. It looked like the sky was full of identical “spacecrafts”. All of them the same 3-color pattern, and they appeared to be “hovering” in place. Not perfectly still like stars but not “traveling” like planes. Just kind of bobbing there in space. What’s worse, they seemed to be surrounded by tentacle-like plasma beams! I asked my friend if I was hallucinating or losing my mind. He said no, I see it too. It honestly looked like hundreds of “UFOs” had converged around our planet. I asked again, because I knew I was sleep deprived, and wired on ADHD meds and coffee, he was not, he described what I was seeing. We couldn’t both be having an identical hallucination, and I’m the only one who has been up for 3 days doing this changeout! Finally after about 10 minutes I insisted there must be some logical explanation that we just don’t know, and so I left for home. When I made the first turn on my way home, I saw the Moon! It looked like it was so close that you could have climbed a tree and touched it! It was massive and bright! By the time I got home, the sky was back to “normal” except for a few of the brighter, multi-colored “Star” Ships”, and the moon had disappeared behind the trees. My first thought was, “Could it have been Angels or aliens coming to retrieve or pay tribute to Neil Armstrong?” I don’t know what it was, but it was so odd that I even considered trying call “Coast to Coast Live with George Norry”, the Alex Jones of late night talk radio! But alas, I came inside and sat down to take off my shoes… My wife woke me up at 7! I must’ve passed out as soon as my ass hit the chair!

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    11. dude

      August 27th, 2012

      Send obumbles to Mars

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    12. Bayouwulf

      August 27th, 2012

      I truly hope that the family of Neil Armstrong will keep his funeral arrangements private in much of the way he lead his life. In light of how obummer gutted NASA, it would be an insult for the preezy to attend much less speak at his services.

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    13. reddecaesari

      August 27th, 2012

      @racist

      where was this?

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    14. norman einstein

      August 27th, 2012

      @racist, thanks for sharing that amazing experience.
      What a wild thing to happen. Yes…where was it?

      BTW, glad you got that gig!

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    15. jwm

      August 27th, 2012

      I pointed this out on Weasel Zippers-
      Neil Armstrong passed away Saturday. The moon was half full Saturday night. Not a crescent. This shitty photo was another shout out to obama’s muslim overlords, a slap in the face at Western Civilization. The man is a disgrace to this country- the utter and absolute nadir of American politics.

      JWM

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    16. CrustyB

      August 27th, 2012

      I took photos of the moon Saturday night, thinking that years from now it would be profound to see what the moon looked like the night Armstrong died. To Obama, a photo of his own fat head on an arbitrary night makes the event of Armstrong’s death profound.

      If Armstrong landed on the moon today Obama wouldn’t call to congratulate him unless he demanded free condoms from ground control.

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    17. fullcirclethinker

      August 27th, 2012

      To take a phrase from Ralph Cramden:

      “One of these days Obama, to the moon!”

      Also, in referencing those here that connected the Muslim dots between the crescent moon and Obama:

      Remember: one of the things Hussein demanded of NASA was that it become an outreach to the Muslim community…..

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    18. Nutjob

      August 27th, 2012

      Jesus is going to be surprised when he returns not knowing someone has already stole the stage and declared himself as the messiah.
      Hey wait where have I read that prophesy before?

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    19. Nutjob

      August 27th, 2012

      What a beautifully timed picture, an american hero who captivated and inspired america and its hopes and dreams of the future, and an idiot who cancelled Nasas space program giving homage and shattering homes and dreams for america staring at the moon.

      These progs are some real gems.

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    20. 66chevelle

      August 27th, 2012

      Again with the freakin’ hands in the pockets. He always looks like a sixth-grader wearing his first bigboy suit. He’s ripe for a nut tap from one of his beer-ponging advisor boys.

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    21. MemphisRebel

      August 27th, 2012

      “…I’m not president mompants….”

      BWAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAA.

      Not to take anything away from the message about losing the real hero Neil Armstrong, but when I read that line I laughed so hard I think I may have herniated a disc.

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    22. Tracy

      August 27th, 2012

      As if an iPad gifted to the Queen of England loaded with Obama content, weren’t lo-fi enough, BHO dedicates a cheesy ‘Stock Image’ to honor the passing of a truly great American.

      Long before it became a vehicle for the bogus Obama driven Muslim outreach, NASA’s achievements far surpassed anything ever seen before or since. This POTUS couldn’t possibly be any worse.

      BHO is but an epic bump in the road. Neil Armstrong is American Exceptionalism. Our best days in the future United States of America are still yet to happen.

      NObama2012!

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    23. AbigailAdams

      August 27th, 2012

      “JACKASS, THE PRESIDENT” (I don’t know how to do that cross-out thingy.)

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    24. MaryfromMarin

      August 27th, 2012

      The only way I’d condone that picture is if it included the Mothership, coming to take him away.

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    25. Carlos The Jackal

      August 29th, 2012

      THe quintessential comment over at Sondraistan:
      “The Ego has landed.”

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