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46 REASONS WHY IRAN SHOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ATTACKING ISRAEL (HINT: WOMEN WITH GUNS)

Home - by - August 26, 2012 - 19:00 America/New_York - 17 Comments

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Iran has been beating the war drums this week.  But the Ayatollah and the Iranian Guard should know what they’re up against. Israel is the only country in the world that maintains obligatory military service for women.  And they are proud of it.

So we decided to thumb through some of the best (reported) pictures of Israeli women in the military to see what Iran is up against. Here’s what we found.

 

ISRAELI WOMEN CAN USE THEIR HEADS

 

Pictures of Israeli Military Womensource-israelmilitary.net

ISRAELI WOMEN ARE NOT SCARED OF THE GLAMOROUS LIFE

 

Pictures of Israeli Military Womensource-israelmilitary.net

 

ISRAELI WOMEN KNOW VARIETY

 

Pictures of Israeli Military Womensource-israelmilitary.net

ISRAELI WOMEN WILL LEAVE YOU HANGING

 

Pictures of Israeli Military Womensource-israelmilitary.net

 

AND ALSO RUN YOU OVER WITH A TANK

 

Pictures of Israeli Military Womensource-israelmilitary.net

 

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» 17 Comments

  1. Unneutral

    August 26th, 2012

    Iran has let it be known for way too long how they feel about eliminating Israel and that alone is sound reason for Israel to attack and annihilate Iran completely and turning their sand dune into a glass globe, all with the full support of America.

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  2. Ricky

    August 26th, 2012

    I had the pleasure of meeting one once. They put the American girls to shame.

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  3. Chunkdog

    August 26th, 2012

    I think the woman in #3 is trying to hypnotize the enemy with those eyes.

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  4. Chuck U Farley

    August 26th, 2012

    Israeli women’s is HOT! Damn HOT!!!

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  5. CrustyB

    August 26th, 2012

    Hot women dangling over me from ropes…

    I’ll be in my bunk.

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  6. Blueshawk

    August 26th, 2012

    good mix. Great Women, Best weapons, blessed technology. The good that evil hates.

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  7. chiefillinicake

    August 26th, 2012

    #3-

    Man…those EYES!!!

    But…damn…those EYEBROWS!!!

    That portends a thicket of Mediterranean undergrowth of epic proportions, does it not?

    Okay. I’ll shut up now.

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  8. chiefillinicake

    August 26th, 2012

    You know what Jewish women make for dinner, right?

    Reservations.

    I kid, for I care.

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  9. Troy

    August 26th, 2012

    I have been to Israel several times and have had the pleasure of having dinner adjacent to a table full of Tel Aviv soldiers with giant guns on the floor. They also hang out outside the night clubs, on duty. FYI…They don’t take kindly to inebriaeted Americans commenting on how pretty they are…with their giant guns!

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  10. Anonymous

    August 26th, 2012

    i’ve often said that mormons are what catholics used to be…

    looks like israel is what america used to be

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  11. Roscoe P. Soultrane

    August 26th, 2012

    That’s nice and all, but the key question is “Will they – let’s euphemize it and say “date” – you if you’re a goyim?” Otherwise, their attractiveness is of very marginal utility to the bulk of the world’s population, unfortunately.

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  12. 15 String Bass

    August 26th, 2012

    I was married to a Jewish girl and now I have a Jewish girlfriend. They really are the best if you treat them right.

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  13. Billy Fuster

    August 26th, 2012

    Cool–an army of Sarahs!

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  14. Slave Hunter

    August 27th, 2012

    Fur Sure these girls will slap the snit out of you if you cross them . Never heard of any one sharing sample goodies with a NON-jew LOL too bad

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  15. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 27th, 2012

    Rumor has it that a dedicated muslim must kill himself if he sees a nekkid woman.

    I can’t find the collection of Israeli women soldiers that was posted HER before, but This one might succeed in offing the whole Persian populace:

    http://itsguycode.com/womens-studies/284-hot-israeli-defense-force-chicks.html

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  16. Carlos The Jackal

    August 27th, 2012

    Beautiful, and while the eyebrows are luxurious, no unibrow.

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  17. Callmelennie

    August 27th, 2012

    I’m sure IDF women play a role in Iran’s hesitancy to mount a land invasion. Still in all, I think the main deterrent is the fact that there’s 500 miles of sand between Iran and Israel with three trees to provide cover from relentless attacks by the Israeli Air Force

    So when you consider the fact that Iran would have to travel 500 miles in columns that would present such easy targets that an Israeli drone operated by a soldier requiring assistance from a seeing eye dog could wipe out an entire battalion … you gotta think that their main concern is the IAF

    I mean, I’m sure that even an Iranian general can look at pictures of Kuwait’s highway of death and draw the appropiate conclusions

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