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Who are these dimwitted women that have just figured out the GOP platform months before this election?

What is new about the GOP stance on abortion that these stupid a-holes, these LIFELONG REPUBLICANS!, just discovered?

This ad is moronic and apparently is trying to appeal to moronic women – AKA  ripe Obama voters.

Hey women, we often carp about groups that have to clean up their own. I hate to lay the blame at your feet, but (looking around innocently) if it not for the women vote this country would be solidly right-wing. We bitch and moan about the black voting block – that’s peanuts compared to the women voting block.

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  1. reddecaesari

    August 25th, 2012

    these are the same idiots that become pen pals with death row inmates.

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  2. Buck Ofama

    August 25th, 2012

    Follow the money. How much were they paid for doing this commercial?

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  3. Hannah

    August 25th, 2012

    …. I think the chick was right about the smaller governmnet thing, but how in the world do you think that Obama is for smaller government?!

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  4. !!!!!!!!

    August 25th, 2012

    Fuck the Obamas….

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    GODSPEED, NEIL ARMSTRONG !!

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  5. grayscape

    August 25th, 2012

    Why are they taking a picture with a cluster of cells?

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  6. dude

    August 25th, 2012

    Come on! That old crusty thing is going to care about reproductive/abortion issues??

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  7. AbigailAdams

    August 25th, 2012

    Guys! Guys! I am about as frustrated w/people (my husband is one of them) who continually wonder “how so and so can say such and such a thing?” Or, “Why would this or that group make such a claim? That’s not righ?” In other words, I’m getting sick of ordinarily rational people getting sucked in by LIES. Lies. Lies. Lies.

    The women on this video are no more Republican than they are Martians. Jeez Louise. All you have to do is go to YT, click on link of who uploaded it (oh, and they also leave a “learn more” link). Holy cow! They both link to the obamadotcom website! Wahl whaddayathinkofthat?!

    Enough, already! This is life imitating art — we really do know they’re lying when their lips move.

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  8. fullcirclethinker

    August 25th, 2012

    Voting for Obama insures smaller government? What planet has this ‘Republican’ been living on for the past four years?!

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  9. Marq

    August 25th, 2012

    Hey dumb ladies! So you think you are getting control over your own bodies-whar about the lives so many of you snuff out? They don’t have any control over theirs. And, Obama is taking all the other rights you have away. Pay attention or stop spouting off nonsense. And when you think about how women are treated, be sure to look at your shining examples, Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Anthony Weiner, etc. Yeah, that’s how I want my husband to treat me!

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  10. The Lucky One

    August 25th, 2012

    The convicted felons, illegal immigrants, dead people, dogs & cats, and Disney characters are the ones who stand the best chance of getting the destructive bastard reelected.

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  11. Weldor

    August 25th, 2012

     
  12. Dismas In Wonderland

    August 25th, 2012

    Moderates, and small government advocates for Obama. Is that an oxymoron.

    She had not a thought in her head that was not a slogan, and there was no imbecility, absolutely none, that she was not capable of swallowing if the Party handed it out to her.
    One of those completely unquestioning, devoted drudges on whom, more even than on the Thought Police, the stability of the Party depended.
    Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. – George Orwell 1984

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  13. David K

    August 25th, 2012

    Yep, they even have to find fake Republicans to lie for them.

    One of them, has a list of groups she likes that are far left loon town groups. Yeah, she was a Republican.

    Does the Democrat party not realize there is a thing called the internet? Frelling morons.

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  14. HooHooNayNay

    August 25th, 2012

    I wonder if these stupid women even realize they’ve just been pimped….

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  15. Nutjob

    August 25th, 2012

    said the trained seals clapping their flippers for another sardine treat.

    all thats missing is “this ad was brought to you by the Whitehouse Mistruth Team to trick feeble minded morons who shouldn’t be allowed to vote”

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  16. corvair

    August 25th, 2012

    Check powerlineblog.com. Two of them, who in real life are mother and daughter, are Democrat activists.

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  17. mkultra

    August 25th, 2012

    @dude, Lady in Red is a crusty old thing and cares deeply about women’s reproductive issues (infanticide). Even though she claims her main source of sexual gratification comes from urinating on submissive men.

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  18. Absolute muddjuice

    August 25th, 2012

    Damage done. Politicians are not held accountable by the media or the average citizen. They lie because it works and it sways non thinking people.

    Even if confronted about the lie (see Anderson Cooper vs. Wassername-Sheetz) they just march merrily on and deny the lie.

    Stupid people will believe anything they are told…..

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  19. mkultra

    August 25th, 2012

    … don’t feel bad for Lady in Red though. Even though she can’t kill anymore of her own children, she continues to fight for the right to kill urban black babies through the eugenics industry established by her heroine, Margaret Sanger.

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  20. mkultra

    August 25th, 2012

    Gee. New poll shows Americans are pro-life by a SUPER MAJORITY. Lady in Red last seen biting her pillow.

    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/danieldoherty/2012/08/25/new_poll_shows_most_americans_are_prolife

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  21. My2Cents

    August 25th, 2012

    I’m a woman, and I believe it is a huge mistake to give anyone the right to vote who cannot pass a test covering a basic understanding of the Constitution/Bill of Rights and the concept of the 5000 year leap.

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  22. antiteabagger

    August 25th, 2012

    Republicans hate womyn.

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  23. Aunt Liz

    August 25th, 2012

    Argh! I knew I shouldn’t watch this stupid ad. My poor dog is hiding in his crate cause he can tell Mama is angry!!

    God help us if people are so stupid that they actually believe these dipshits. NO thinking person thinks Obama is about small government. No thinking person bases their vote soley on whether they can get free birth control – and NO truly thinking female doesn’t realize that it’s not just THEIR body involved once pregnant. The baby doesn’t make itself and plant itself in some unwilling victim.

    GAAHHH!! These “ladies” and their ilk sicken me.

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  24. mkultra

    August 25th, 2012

    Brilliant and insightful comment, antiteabagger! Would it be too much trouble to provide some evidence to back up that assertion? I’d love to take your word for it but progressive trolls tend to be pathological liars.

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  25. Nutjob

    August 25th, 2012

    Republicans hate womyn

    No we dont, unlike you occupiers we usually court them for sex versus the occupy method of rape.

    and thats usually because we treat them special and take them on dates because we have jobs.
    That allows us to have a partner for sex through mutual respect, unlike you progs who turn to their buddies or strange men behind dumpsters or in park bushes.

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  26. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 25th, 2012

    These are the same “conservatives” that called in on the “Republican” phone line during Jon Stewart’s liberal bundist rally in DC on October 10, 2010.

    Puh-LEEZE! I’ll bet not one of these harpies has ever SEEN or even TOUCHED a Republican ballot for fear of spontaneous combustion. It would be like sprinkling holy water on Satan.

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  27. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 25th, 2012

    @Nutjob — Since the only way male OccuScum can have sex is to rape the female OccuScum, is that legitimate or illegitimate rape?

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  28. Billy Fuster

    August 25th, 2012

    The issue of abortion should be left out of political party platforms. It is an issue for each individual state to decide. (That’s why Roe vs. Wade should be overturned.) Conservatives cut off their noses to spite their face. If liberals want to kill their offspring by all means let them do it. Then the meme of liberalism is less likely to spread. Likewise let gays get married so it will isolate the gene and die out. SHEESH!

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  29. Nutjob

    August 25th, 2012

    @Stranded,
    In their eyes its legitimate, because it’ll produce an illegitimate child, unless they decide to kill it with a coat hanger.

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  30. I'm Your Huckleberry

    August 25th, 2012

    too bad some of these women are demcratic plants..

    Maria Ciano who is featured in the web video has been a registered Democrat since October 2006 according to voter registration records.

    “People like me and my family have realized that the Republican Party once was inline with our views, but are no longer,” the Colorado resident says in the video.

    It’s certainly possible that Ms. Ciano had at one time been Republican. Her conversion to Democrat had nothing to do with Mitt Romney, or even Barack Obama, however. And it’s difficult to ascertain exactly what about Romney would have driven the rest of them off, either. One woman cites Romney’s desire to see Roe overturned, as if she’s never heard that argument in the four decades that Republicans have been making it. George W. Bush made it just as much of an issue when running for President, if not more; every Republican nominee for President since Reagan has taken that position, as have most of the candidates who failed to get the nomination. This must be one of the most low-information groups of voters ever featured in a national campaign.

    It’s easy to understand why Team Obama wants to run a Republican Women for Obama ad. Is it too much to ask that they check first to see if the women are actually Republican first?

    Update: John Hinderaker delves a little deeper:

    Her Facebook page is here; some of her friends congratulate her on appearing in the Obama ad. In addition to the fact that she is a registered Democrat, check out her Facebook “likes.” They make it obvious that Ms. Ciano is a devoted Democrat and a left-wing activist. Here are some of her “likes,” beginning with the earliest in time:

    * Democracy For America
    * Tar Sands Action
    * Amy Goodman
    * Barack Obama
    * Costoftaxcuts.com
    * Being Liberal
    * MoveOn.org
    * Bernie Sanders Tells You A Secret the GOP Would Rather You Didn’t Know
    * Miss Piggy Delivers the Best Takedown of Fox News We’ve Seen All Month
    * Think Progress
    * The Best Quote From Barack Obama We’ve Seen This Week
    * Dow and Monsanto Join Forces to Poison America’s Heartland
    * Climate Reality
    * Grist.org
    * The Amazing Victory Scored With Obama That More People Should Be Talking About
    * The Sierra Club
    * The Buffett Rule
    * Obama For America–Colorado
    * UniteWomen.org
    * Denver Young Democrats
    * Obamacare
    * Latinos For Obama
    * Michelle Obama
    * Veterans For Obama
    * I Love It When I Wake Up In the Morning and Obama Is President
    * Obama Truth Team
    * Democratic Party

    Yeah, I know a lot of Republicans who like to join MoveOn, Think Progress, and Climate Reality (and who listen to avowed socialist Bernie Sanders). Seriously — did Team Obama think that no one would look at Ciano’s Facebook page?

    Update II: At the same link, John says another of the women — Ms. Ciano’s mother — appears to be an unlikely Republican. He’s working on checking out the rest oon Facebook.

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  31. Aunt Liz

    August 25th, 2012

    Well done I’m Your Huckleberry!

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  32. Aunt Liz

    August 25th, 2012

    @antiteabagger “Republicans hate womyn”

    Seriously? That’s the BEST you can come up with?? Jeezel, you really ARE all morons.

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  33. Xavier

    August 25th, 2012

    What you’re seeing here is the detards trying to assign their biggest fear to the GOP – voter flipping, especially women. Sure it’s an inaccurate, misleading, and contrived ad. That’s all they’ve got!

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  34. AvgDude

    August 25th, 2012

    Normally, I’d call an ad from a group called “Republican Woman for Obama” astroturf, but this is such a patently absurd piece of bolshevikian prevarication that I prefer the term “assholeturf” because only a prize shit for brains could ever be swayed by such ridiculous and unlikely “testimonials.”

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  35. Frosteetoes

    August 25th, 2012

    @ mkultra,

    You beat me to it. I was gonna ask which old hag was LIR. lol

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  36. Czar of Defenestration

    August 25th, 2012

    MY body! MY choice! YOUR money!!!

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  37. old_oaks

    August 25th, 2012

    WTF? Is with the GUN SHOW with these women?

    I hate to seem cynical toward anyone, but seriously, why do women like this have bigger biceps than me? And mine are solid meat, these women, golllly!

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  38. Corona

    August 25th, 2012

    James Carville – “Drop and give me 20! On the rotary phone!”

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  39. AbigailAdams

    August 25th, 2012

    @antiteabagger –

    (Well, I guess it’s time to consult the good ‘ol Will. You should feel greatly honored that I’m doing this just for you.)

    Thou barbarous urchin-snouted foot-licker!
    Thou wayward doghearted clack-dish!
    Thou unmuzzled pox-marked flap-dragon!

    Wow! Aren’t you the lucky one! Three insults. That almost never happens but I’m in a great mood today — having just returned from “2016 – The Movie”.

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  40. Darwinian Monkey

    August 25th, 2012

     
  41. Darwinian Monkey

    August 25th, 2012

    ” antiteabagger” is a parody.

    Pretty funny, actually. Thumbs Up!!

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  42. Anonymous

    August 25th, 2012

    ROFLMAO!

    I just got around to watching the video.

    “if you believe in small government you will vote for obama?”

    Bwhahahahahahaaa!

    Man, they take women for fools don’t they!

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  43. jclady

    August 25th, 2012

    First of all, these are not Republican women — too many would look better with paper bags over their heads.

    Second, I have to share the main thought I came away with. Once again, the Dem voters have not thought an issue through. Stay with me here.

    Fast forward to 2015. Obama was re-elected and Obamacare is in full force. So many doctors and hospitals have shut down that the only place to receive an abortion is PP. So many loosies find out they’re preggers and want an abortion. The soonest appointment is 19+ weeks out. Many states are passing “no abortions after 20 weeks” policies.

    Yep — Liberalism IS a disease!

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  44. JaneLovesJesus

    August 26th, 2012

    So preposterous. Not even plausible, as lying propaganda goes. They’re all republicans, but the ONLY issue they care about is pro-abortion?

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  45. Tex Taylor

    August 26th, 2012

    If you believe in small government, you should vote for Barack Obama? LOL

    You mean like Barack’s $4,000,000,000,000.00 federal budget?

    If you believe in small government and women’s issues, you should vote for Barack Obama!

    Except you as a taxpayer will pay for my birth control and my Planned Parenthood entitlements!

    That young little trixie is about as Republican as Joy Behar. What an absolute crock.

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  46. grayjohn

    August 26th, 2012

    Liberals. 100% lies, 100% of the time. Nothing real to say nothing real to offer full of hatred for decent people and masturbating to the works of Stalin. Their suicide rate should be much higher than it is.

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  47. Horrorman18

    August 26th, 2012

    ” If you are a Conservative woman then Barack Obama is for you”…Holy mother of Bullsh!t!!!! Anyone stupid enough to buy that pile of crap needs to get off the crack pipe

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  48. Bill

    August 26th, 2012

    Reminds me of an SNL skit.

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  49. Tawny Lee

    August 28th, 2012

    When I was younger, I considered myself more left-leaning (still pretty moderate) but they’ve driven me away more and more, chasing me for the sake of my own and my childrens’ futures to the right. I STRONGLY disagree with the Republican stance on abortion, but that does not mean that I can therefore support the left, you have to look at the whole picture. I will fight for the right to have (and pay for with own $$) a legal abortion and for gay marriage, but I love my country to much to let those issues even make me think twice about the Obamination. Smaller government should mean leave it alone, leave it to the states and local areas to decide, back the truck up and keep the feds out – which would be pretty much the opposite of the current regime, duh!

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  50. Las Vegas Nevada

    August 28th, 2012

    reddecaesari-

    Check out the TV show Prison Wives sometime! What a sad group of women with no self worth

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