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Exclusive: Full Secret Agenda of the Democrat National Convention!
From Doug Ross’s Cub Reporter Biff Spackle, who scoops the world with the tippity-top secret agenda for the DNC.
2012 Democrat National Convention
Schedule of Events
7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING
7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNITED NATIONS
7:20 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Barack Obama
7:25 pm OPENING PRAYER – Reverend Jeremiah Wright
7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING – Darryl Hannah
7:55 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Darryl Hannah
8:00 pm GLOBAL WARMING OMFG!!!!!!!!! – Al Gore
8:30 pm WHY FOURTH TRIMESTER ABORTIONS MATTER – Barbara Boxer
8:55 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Barbara Boxer
9:00 pm CHARGING OUR TROOPS WITH WAR CRIMES – John Kerry
9:30 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM HUSSEIN AND MUAMMAR GADDAFI – Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
9:55 pm INCOHERENT RAMBLING ABOUT COWBOY POETRY, ETC. – Harry Reid
10:00 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Susan Sarandon
66chevelle
August 25th, 2012
You left off the Bureau of Indigenous Muslim Affairs Jumah Prayer which kicks things off next Friady in Charlotte. And that’s no Joke.
Nutjob
August 25th, 2012
What is Chavez busy that day?
squatch
August 25th, 2012
10:30PM – Ceremonial Marriage to Luna if skies are clear.
10:45PM – Consummate Luna marriage
10:46PM – Random Pooping
tucsondon
August 25th, 2012
That’s some funny shit right there.
Darwinian Monkey
August 25th, 2012
LLLLLLLOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
Darwinian Monkey
August 25th, 2012
Leo Gerard is missing!!
http://www.independentsentinel.com/2012/03/leo-gerard-the-radical-usw-president-who-bought-the-presidency/
Joecondor
August 25th, 2012
2:30 am CELEBRATION OF JOE BIDEN’S TRIUMPHANT RETURN FROM TAMPAX FLORIDA
gENLrIPPER
August 25th, 2012
General Ripper here. I’m glad that my unindicted co-conspirator Sheriff JW Pepper held down the fort in my absence. I just got back from a factfinding mission to Florida.
Obama-appointee NOAA Direcktor Jane LUBEchenko has been seen directing the seeding of Tropical Storm Isaac with fluoride pellets by way of NOAA’s massive fleet of airplanes. That’s right, FLUORIDATION. I’ve been warning against this for years.
Not only is this an illegal fluoridation of our rainwater it is an attempt by the Obama Administration to steer TS Isaac towards Florida so that it will disrupt the Republican National Convention in Tampa.
With the seeding of Isaac coupled with Greezy Joe Biden’s scheduled campaign stops in Tampa during the same time period, it is clear that the Obama Administration and their EDF Environmental Defense Fund lackeys have sunk to new fascist lows.
Jane LUBEchenko’s fleet of airplanes must be grounded immediately. The P-3 Orion 152nd Patrol/Attack Squadron (squadron motto: “You didn’t catch those fish!”) and the Gulfstream-V 69th Luxury Jet/ Attack Squadron must be ordered to stand down.
We must stand vigilant against Fluoridation and protect our vital essences from mongrelization.
Callmelennie
August 25th, 2012
4:00 PM – Three cups of tea break with backstabbing Pashtun tribal leaders
gENLrIPPER
August 25th, 2012
02:00 hours – Sandra Fuck gives hands-on demonstration of Gummint-supplied condom use to males as well as personal demonstration of latex dental dams to females.
Callmelennie
August 25th, 2012
3:00 – Daily Leak of Sensitive Military Information — Bradley Manning and Julian Assange
Nutjob
August 25th, 2012
3:15 call to prayer, with services led by the ayatollah Khomeni
simply enraged
August 25th, 2012
As a politically long suffering Montanan, I applaud your send up of our “senior senator”, mucks bogus! Now if you could do something with jon fester…
shockuhzulu
August 25th, 2012
10:01 Crack Ho prostitute parade (Moose officiates)
bevrasnake
August 26th, 2012
Look at the names of those making posts. Too cowardly to use their real names and faces. Sore losers, sad messages, no real imagination.
piñata pimp cane
August 26th, 2012
2:23 – Display of official new map of the Progressive Liberal States of America with all the red states shown in deep blue to represent where we plan to divert the flood waters from the melting polar caps.
Xavier
August 26th, 2012
@bevrasnake
There’s nothing sadder than someone forced to use derision and name calling in an appeal for human interaction, especially on a Sunday morning. We’ll pray for you. God bless.
piñata pimp cane
August 26th, 2012
Xavier,
is beversnake her real name?