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NEW YORK (BHN) – DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz (Retard-Florida) appeared to be physically unable to tell the truth while appearing on CNN’s Anderson Cooper show Thursday.

Cooper unsuccessfully spent an entire segment repeatedly trying to get Wasserman Schultz to simply acknowledge the fact she has been deliberately misquoting an LA Times article in order to distort Mitt Romney’s stand on abortion. A flustered Cooper was later overheard saying that interviewing the DNC head was “like talking to a possessed carp.”

A close friend said Wasserman Schultz’s inability to tell the truth is actually the result of a traumatic childhood incident, possibly involving hair care products. “Debs can’t stop lying, but it’s not her fault – she got messed up bad.”

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  1. persecutor

    August 25th, 2012

    A possessed carp, or the suckerfish in my aquarium.

    She’s got the same mouth as Al Sharpton. Mmmm.

    Hey Deb. Who’s your daddy?

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  2. Hotlanta Mike

    August 25th, 2012

    Yeah, sure, whatever…maybe Homeland Security needs to keep her under surveillance in anticipation of the likelihood of her going postal as Team Obama continues to tank leading up to the election.

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  3. norman einstein

    August 25th, 2012

    WTF is wrong with Cooper’s head?

    Medusa WS looks realistic, though.

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  4. Lowell

    August 25th, 2012

    She did tell the truth. She told him, about his question, “It doesn’t matter”, referring to her lie. And to a liberal like her and her ilk, this is true. It doesn’t matter if they lie, or distort information because they see this as a valid course of action in their en devours.

    They always have.

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  5. Unneutral

    August 25th, 2012

    She’s a democrat, we know the fault belongs to someone else.

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  6. Tim

    August 25th, 2012

    Trauma involving haircare products!

    I can believe that …

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  7. Corona

    August 25th, 2012

    No Photoshop fun?

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  8. Billy Fuster

    August 25th, 2012

    Debbie’s looking pretty hot.

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  9. listingstarboard

    August 25th, 2012

    Hope Karen Harrington campaign uses that soundbite of “it doesn’t matter” –truth does matter you sociopath.

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  10. Carlos The Jackal

    August 25th, 2012

    “Debs can’t stop lying, but it’s not her fault”
    Is anything EVER a progtards fault?

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  11. sTevo

    August 25th, 2012

    She is a train wreck.

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  12. Anonymous

    August 25th, 2012

    the crunt has never looked better.

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  13. FreeMan - Sorry Sarah

    August 25th, 2012

    Ah – I was just about to say that.

    Talk about a liar. I’ll bet she even lies after sex.

    I said screw me, “I did just now” no you didn’t “yes I did, look at the (blank) dripping out of you” No you didn’t, get over and do it now.

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  14. Nutjob

    August 25th, 2012

    Her voice makes me want to break or smash something.

    I can’t imagine anyone being married to that.

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  15. Poonces

    August 25th, 2012

    Debbie Lamprey lips does the DNC.

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  16. Bob M.

    August 25th, 2012

    She DID however, patent the ever-popular, “I-can’t-believe-it’s-Butter” shampoo, conditioner, and mousse! :oops:

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  17. Guitar Mike

    August 25th, 2012

    Dude, what’s with Anderson Cooper’s forehead? That’s like a five head!

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  18. MaryfromMarin

    August 25th, 2012

    “…like talking to a possessed carp.”

    I’ve never felt grateful to AC for anything–until now. That’s a line to enjoy forever.

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  19. Six White Cadillacs

    August 25th, 2012

    Anderson doesn’t have enough brain to fill that water tower head, but I have never seen a better picture of Wasszername.

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  20. Frosteetoes

    August 25th, 2012

    Cooper with ripped abs on his forehead. lol

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  21. Major Mal function

    August 25th, 2012

    Well yeah. She caught Marxism from her parents.

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  22. R&R 6November2012

    August 25th, 2012

    The scary thing is that is her with makeup and her best hair do. BAAHAHAHA! :-D ))) On a serious note, she brought all this criticism on herself.

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  23. FreeMan - Next Time Sarah - 2016

    August 25th, 2012

    AC’s forehead is over half his face

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