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Cher 66, prepares to marry a Hell’s Angel 24 years her junior
The many loves of Cher: As the pop star, 66, prepares to marry a Hell’s Angel 24 years her junior, is there anyone she hasn’t bedded?
Cher, the woman who once said: ‘The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him,’ is set to marry a former Hell’s Angel. The 66-year-old singer is planning to tie the knot with Tim Medvetz, 42, in Las Vegas later this year, making him her third husband and the latest in a very long line of toyboys. CLAUDIA CONNELL looks back at all the other men in her eventful love life …
THE CASANOVA
WHO: Warren Beatty, actor, director and notorious womaniser who counts Joan Collins and Madonna among his former conquests.
WHEN: 1962. The pair had a one-night stand.
AGE GAP: He’s nine years older than Cher.
THE DETAILS: Sixteen years old and having just left home, Cher met a 25-year-old Warren Beatty, already an established movie star, in a nightclub. Although he was dating Natalie Wood at the time, he took the teenager back to his LA home. Cher later told Playboy: ‘I did it because my girlfriends were crazy about him and so was my mother. What a disappointment!’ Despite Warren failing to live up to his reputation in bed, the pair remained good friends.
THE CROOKED FIRST HUSBAND
WHO: Sonny Bono, record producer and singer turned politician. Died in 1998.
WHEN: 1963 to 1973.
AGE GAP: He was 11 years older.
THE DETAILS: Cher met Sonny, then working as a ‘gofer’ for producer Phil Spector, in a coffee shop. They moved in together immediately and married the same year, forming a hugely successful singing duet. Their daughter Chastity, who underwent a sex change and is now known as ‘Chaz’, was born in 1969.
It was only after her divorce that Cher realised all the money she earned had been pocketed by Sonny, and she was penniless. She called him ‘a terrible husband’ and said he treated her ‘more like a golden goose than a wife’. But she forgave him enough to give the eulogy at his funeral when he was killed after hitting a tree while skiing.
THE MUSIC MAGNATE
WHO: David Geffen, billionaire music company boss who worked with everyone from John Lennon to Bob Dylan. Came out as gay in 1992.
WHEN: 1973 to 1975.
AGE GAP: He’s three years older.
THE DETAILS: The pair met at the Grammy Awards when Cher was still married to Sonny Bono. He paid for lawyers to end Sonny’s control over her finances. She once commented: ‘I was the first person to share his bed and to share his life. People don’t believe that, or they don’t want to believe it, or they don’t understand how it could be.’ The pair are still close friends and Cher says: ‘David helped me so much. I had no money and nowhere to live, if it wasn’t for him I’d have ended up on the street.’
THE JUNKIE SECOND HUSBAND
WHO: Gregg Allman, musician and songwriter.
WHEN: 1975 to 1978.
AGE GAP: He’s two years younger.
[SNIP] If you have to use the restroom, go do it now, because it’s a hell of a long list.
Saxindacity
August 25th, 2012
What a slut! Apparently she’s enamored with Obama too.
Jethro
August 25th, 2012
Cher?
Not worth the effort to read.
She destroyed a beautiful little girls life because of her neglect (the nanny was a pervert).
the aardvark
August 25th, 2012
Who the Hell cares about Cher!
Col. Angus
August 25th, 2012
Hope this means she will be too preoccupied to share her political wisdom.
Old skinny skank and a Hell’s Angel, now that’s the mental image I wanted to have in mind at breakfast.
Col. Angus
August 25th, 2012
Jethro, I doubt anyone here read past the headline.
Xavier
August 25th, 2012
How odd to pity a Hell’s Angel.
super toe
August 25th, 2012
If Cher was a cookie she would be a Whoreo
Roadmaster
August 25th, 2012
If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she’s had stuck in her, she’d look like a porcupine!
World class skank, dumber than dirt! She trashed Sonny for years and he never said anything about her. Finally he told a story on how she thought the moon was part of the sun. The only reason she showed up at his funeral was to get some face time. What a despicable wretch!
Twellsy
August 25th, 2012
I still haven’t forgiven Gregg Allman for his lapse in judgement when he married her.
listingstarboard
August 25th, 2012
Nice Communist Party shirt her future husband is wearing.
persecutor
August 25th, 2012
What a dipshit.
Poonces
August 25th, 2012
She thinks marrying someone younger will “turn back time”….
CrustyB
August 25th, 2012
Cher: Proving once again that you don’t have to be young to be tacky.
Goldenfoxx
August 25th, 2012
Her whole life reads like a scary novel. I’m pretty sure Stephen King can make a best seller out of it.
Houston
August 25th, 2012
I did read it and I am dumber for having done so. Shorter list:
What Cher Hasn’t Slept With…
Me
Big Fur Hat
The Mom from The Wonder Years (The character not the actress)
Houston
August 25th, 2012
@Twellsy
Don’t be too hard on Greg Allman. When you’re on heroin a fried baloney sandwich looks like a steak.
Xavier
August 25th, 2012
Maybe she’ll stop stalking Justin Bieber now.
Nah.
Chalupa
August 25th, 2012
“Gypsies, trannies and dweebs, we’d hear it from the people on twitter they’d call us…”
“And the tweet goes on…”
chiefillinicake
August 25th, 2012
Her vajayjay looks like a large canoe filled with rotting lunch meat.
Good luck with, Hell’s Angelman.
jwm
August 25th, 2012
Hell’s Angel?
Well, at least it wasn’t a Republican.
JWM
Anonymous
August 25th, 2012
Wait. Cher’s only 66 ?
Didn’t she die already?
Carlos The Jackal
August 25th, 2012
Gypsies, Scooter Tramps and Thieves?
Corona
August 25th, 2012
She’s making Yoko Ono look good.
Just kidding.
FreeMan - Sorry Sarah
August 25th, 2012
This is a match made in
HeavenHell.FreeMan - Sorry Sarah
August 25th, 2012
I’ll trade 1,000,000,000,000,000 nights with Cher for one with Zooey.
FreeMan - Sorry Sarah
August 25th, 2012
She was empty inside, she was looking for something to fill the empty void in her. She found this guy and his Hog fit just right.
Nutjob
August 25th, 2012
Talk about someone not able to get laid with a fist full of dollars.
If all else fails she can gang bang.
FreeMan - Sorry Sarah
August 25th, 2012
A pack of wild muslims wouldn’t rape this hag.
Xavier
August 25th, 2012
Well at least he’s no freeloader – that poor bastard is going to earn his money for a year or two anyway. >shudder<
Think she's trying to relive that whole Mask thing?
fullcirclethinker
August 25th, 2012
Obviously, she has misspelled her name all these years. Should have been ‘share’.
reddecaesari
August 25th, 2012
her son from greg is 36 and lives in germany.
wonder if she banished him from the kingdom because he made her feel old.
mkultra
August 25th, 2012
mkultra: She smelled like a mermaid, Greg?
Greg Allman: yeah.
mkultra: Like the mermaid on the side of a tuna can?
Greg Allman: yeah.
Racist
August 25th, 2012
Seriously? Not one of you clicked the link and saw the picture of this supposed “Hell’s Angel”? Yeah He’s a keeper! Commie Farquad!
Xavier
August 25th, 2012
Cher makes me realize how lucky we are that Madonna moved to Britainistan.
FreeMan - Next Time Sarah - 2016
August 25th, 2012
From Russia with lust. nice tee shirt ANGEL.
Dr. Tar
August 25th, 2012
A life only Sandra Fluke would envy.
Tim
August 25th, 2012
Well, they say you could park a Honda 650 in Bawney Fwank’s ass … so I guess you could park a Harley in Cher’s … I don’t wanna write it … Hell, I don’t wanna think about it …
scr_north
August 25th, 2012
Uh Oh, I was afraid this might happen. You see Cher’s been tightened up so much over her entire body for years that the wedding night could turn into a tragedy of epic proportions. You have to imagine the Hell Angels (aka Biker Asshole Felon) groom mounting his bride for the first time and inputing high amounts of kinetic and friction energy against tight as a snare drum skin surfaces (you know what I mean). If the skin can’t handle it (and it can’t handle more than a slowly moving, small, soft and slender object such as George Clooney’s penis) then the laws of Fracture Mechanics will take over and the entire Cher construct will tear down like a pricked balloon. I hope the biker brings a shovel and a wet-dry vacumn.
Xavier
August 25th, 2012
@scr_north
“like a pricked balloon”
I see what you did there.
Xavier
August 25th, 2012
Course, the other way to look at is that as the skin has been drawn taut in areas like legs face chest hips stomach thighs and neck, it’s been pulled away from “other” areas resulting in the well documented Hotdog vs. Elevator Shaft Syndrome. Better strap on a flashlight and a rope.
Shotgun Lessons
August 25th, 2012
Long list but it will be much longer when she gets that H.A. property patch tattooed on her wrinkled ass. Pass the bitch.
Anonymous
August 25th, 2012
What! He must be wanting to have children just like Chaz…….
Nutjob
August 25th, 2012
So would that make Chaz his son-in-law or daughter-in-law?
Frosteetoes
August 25th, 2012
Halloween will be here before you know it:
scr_north
August 25th, 2012
@Xavier; I see your point. So the wedding night will either be an endless chorus of both of them asking “is it in yet?” or a physics lesson of biblical proportions.
poptoy1949
August 26th, 2012
Biggest Bitch in Hollywood. EEEwwwwwwww.
TeeHeeHee
August 26th, 2012
Her last rant on twitter was about how she hated white men,why isn’t she dating or fu cking any ni66ers?
Team TEA
August 27th, 2012
LOL Xavier, I was thinking it’s more like “throwing a hot dog down a hallway” but same difference. GMTA.
Unruly Refugee
August 28th, 2012
I could see her running her own whore house, she damn sure has the experience.