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DETROIT (WWJ) – A court room in Detroit’s 36th District Court is closed after officials say a bug-infested man showed up for proceedings.
Judge Cylenthia Miller chose to evacuate the court and send her staff home after a bailiff spotted the man with insects crawling on him.
His daughter told the Detroit News he has a bedbug problem at his home, but a court staffer talking to WWJ Newsradio 950 said it’s not yet clear what kind of bugs were on the man — indicating that they also could have been cockroaches or fleas.
The man was reportedly there to serve as a witness in a case.
A pest control company has been called in to spray. It was unclear when Judge Miller’s court room would reopen.
h/t Chalupa
Stranded in Sonoma
August 24th, 2012
Has gov’t thought of spraying the man with DDT? That will solve the insect problem. Oh! Detroit. No money because the liberals have either embezzled it all or given it to the unions. My bad.
Edith McCrotch
August 24th, 2012
Heh Judge “Cylenthia”…
When Detroit explodes don’t come down here to the South. We got bugs galore crawling everywhere 24/7.
(One down 229,999,999 to go)
Buck Ofama
August 24th, 2012
Detroit. The Kenya of North America.
Chalupa
August 24th, 2012
If it was Chicago, they would have called him ‘Bugsy”….
Chalupa
August 24th, 2012
He put his hand on The Bible, and it turned into a Living Bible….
Chalupa
August 25th, 2012
Nobody wanted to approach the bench….
Chalupa
August 25th, 2012
At recess, everyone avoided the roach coach….
FreeMan - Sorry Sarah
August 25th, 2012
The court was bugged
FreeMan - Sorry Sarah
August 25th, 2012
Was it the Itchy and Sratchy Lawsuit
FreeMan - Sorry Sarah
August 25th, 2012
He kept pesting the clerk
FreeMan - Sorry Sarah
August 25th, 2012
His lawyer was a parasite
Chalupa
August 25th, 2012
He wanted FLea Bailey to represent him…
Chalupa
August 25th, 2012
He was sequestered at a Roach Motel….
Chalupa
August 25th, 2012
The judge sent out a gag order….
Mary Jane Anklestraps
August 25th, 2012
Too bad they raided the courtroom AFTER he left.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
August 25th, 2012
Seriously though… What happened in this man’s life that it got this bad? I mean why didn’t he bug his family members to come and help him out?
Chalupa
August 25th, 2012
He took the Filth Amendment….
the aardvark
August 25th, 2012
Chalupa, having been in the Navy I know what a roach coach is. Funny line though.