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I’m a douche that is living in my parents basement and I did not use anti-perpsirant this morning so vote for MORE HOPE AND CHANGE!

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“Try to join your hands together…”

#BarackFails.

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Yeah, we’re all pit stains.

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Lefties can’t use Right Guard!

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If your faggy and you know it, let your arm pits really show it. If your faggy and you know show your pits. In other news, Mooch eats entire McDonalds inventory in one nite!

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I can’t do it. I am cutting Dear Leader some slack on this one, because from the direction they are facing, they’re spelling it right.

Actually, I question whether the guy on the right (the viewer’s right) is an Ohioan at all. A real Ohioan forms the O like the guy on the left. The guy on the right is halfway to forming a second I.

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It’s fun to stay at the O.A.U.A?

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Obama’s An UnAmerican Asshat?

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Throw the garter to me… to me… I want it!!!

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OHIO backwards-brilliant!Too bad Obama voters can’t read.
Obama college records transpiring.

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They didn’t have enough “volunteers” to spell out M.A.N.S.C.O.U.N.T.R.Y!

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moose’s penis is this big!

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Look, a BUNGHOLE!
I’m a Penis!

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C – U – N – …

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asswipe! YOU!

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nov.6…… “Romney Wins By Landslide!”

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Raise your hands if you have ever taken a Barry and wiped your Obama.

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Hey Joe, LOOK! I’ve found the 57th state; OIHO!!!!

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Hey rest of the World! This is what a more flexible Obama 2nd term looks like.

Unconditional Surrender!

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How Obama says his prayers to Mecca.

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He spelled it wrong again.
O-I-H-O

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Raise your hands if you’re a twatwaffle!

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Socialist Semaphore

O = I’m gonna zero in on you

/\ = I’m gonna penetrate you

I I = I’m gonna open you up

/\ = I’m gonna watch your money flow out

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Obama: “Hey! I was told there’d be no math!”

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I didn’t realize they were supposed to be spelling something, I guess education was a little different when the indoctrinators weren’t involved.

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1, 2 and 4: “Send help!”

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“Jumping jacks, everybody…
ready…
begin!”

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I give you the Faire Plumb Princesses in this year’s Christmas ballet.

Being Obama’s version of however he’s retitled it The Butt Packer

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Team Obama receives word that the last death threat has been delivered to the members of the electoral college. Popular vote? Phuck your popular vote and the conservative you rode in on.

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Is the asshole in the #3 position suppose to be the “Little Tea Pot”? Or should that be piss pot.

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Replacement ref interviews continue to disappoint. The correct call was INTENTIONAL GROUNDING of the economy on #44.

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The Ministry of Truth is busy relabeling the maps as we speak.

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Y Am I Gay

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Even if it’s backwards, the douche on the right is NOT making an O, he’s doing a bad impression of an A. I say it’s a U. So, they’re not spelling O-H-I-O. They’re spelling O-A-H-U. You know, the island where O-B-A-M-A was *cough*born*cough*?

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Yay! Now we all get to blow the weenie -in-chief!

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Preezy Obama teaches college students in Virginia how to spell O-H-I-O.

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My ole lady’s balloon knot is this big

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Look, there’s a HI in the middle and an O on each end.

No. There’s an IH in the middle and an O on each end.

Idiots! There’s an IH in the middle and an O and A on the ends! Sheesh! I don’t do this much thinking when I’m at the White House.

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Remember that pose, Barry – you’re going to want to use it when they arrest you for treason.

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OIHO is one of the other 7 out of the 57 states that obumbler has visited

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There’s a whole lotta “not getting laid” there.

Nice pit stains on the left, too.

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raise your hands if you gradiated from public school

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Though a common form of social interaction amongst the higher primates, gamma males often struggle to keep pace in games of “monkey see, monkey do”. Repeated failure lowers their standing in the troop.

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OK….now just click your heels together boyz and we might win kansas…….

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Barry – “Look, I not as dumb as Joe Biden!”

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3 guys miming the shape of their favorite thing.

One guy miming the size of his…

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Man’s Country, Cleveland chapter

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Starting from the right
Guy #1: It’s a safety.
Obama:It’s a touchdown!
Guy #3: No it’s a safety.
Guy #4: Too many men on the field?

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O – I – HO

He certainly has shown himself to be a political whore.

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(I haven’t read the above…)

O-I-H-O

I’m spelling this for the guys behind me.
I’m used to them doing whatever they do back there.

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The Washington Compost actually said the pic was altered.

Hey, at least the guys on each end got it right.

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If you have ever had Larry’s balls on your chin, raise both hands.

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From Left to Right –
“I’m going to shrink the deficit to Zero.”;

“I’M going to cut the spending to zero.”;

“I’m going to GROW THE DEFICIT AS MUCH AS I CAN.”;

“I’m going to pray to God Obama doesn’t get re-elected.”

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I’m pretty sure this is one of the 57 states.

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@Fur – “…J-O-B-S….”

Sorry, but according Bidenmytime, jobs is a three letter word.

Maybe if we removed Oblowme from the picture, it might spell J-O-B-S!

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Oh
I
Hate
Obama

(Sorry, I got a little crazy there. Am I going to get a visit from secret service now?)

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“Okay, now everyone – pirouette to your LEFT!!”

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Four braindead in Oiho.

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I don’t know how anyone can improve on I Luv Bacon’s.

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It’s fun to fuck up spelling O-H-I-O
It’s fun to fuck up spelling O-H-I-O
You can make a big gaffe
You can spread a vile smear
Media will cover your rear

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@I Luv Bacon-”Here’s the house here’s the steeple.” ROFL!!! Good lord.

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there’s nothing worse than Gay men that don’t know how to YMCA…

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“Gay, gay, gayest and gayer.”

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See, I can do the honky, honky, now let’s turn about before the negros see me.

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Here’s a recent photo of 4 severally retarded Muslims..notice they’ve forgotten their prayer rugs and the fact that they aren’t praying towards Mecca.

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Democrats with B.O. for B.O.

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Take off your ties and hold your hands together if you’re straight.

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Usually Joe handles these things, but I was afraid he would screw it up? Dodged that bullet!

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Pantomime contest to guess the size of Michelle Obama’s rectum.

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The Hangover 4…America suffers the headache

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Dyslexic Dorks?

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in a last ditch effort for votes, barry trolls the less desirable fraternities, promising blow jobs for votes.

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“Okay, boys, now I want a half hour stretching on the barre before we start rehearsals.”

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The uncoordinated progs doing YMCA.

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Heeeeey, macacarena!

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I…Am…A…Gay…

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Chuckleheads

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“Y I’m So Gay”

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What’s the problem OIHO is one of the other 7 states.

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It’s the old K-Y cheer team from Man’s Country.

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-cuz nobody could make a M for H O M O

-PG orientation night a Man’s Country

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Translated from the Austrian, OIHO is the 57th state of confusion.

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Now everyone make a circle with their hands if you plan on voting for me.

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Ok lets show everyone the ballerina dance we did back at the man country spa.

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Us democrats go like this when it rains out.

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Hey, you, yeah, the stupid one second from the right, I said put your hands together over your head.

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Those BUFFOONS cannot even spell YMCA correctly….how gay! Village people wannabes?

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