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Obama in New Email: I’m Scared that this is “The End”
In a new mass-email to campaign supporters, President Barack Obama voiced concern over the surge in fundraising that Republican Mitt Romney has put together.
“We’re getting outspent by wide margins in critical battleground states,” he explains, “and what we do about that today could be the difference between winning and losing on November 6th.”
The email, titled “The end?,” further trembles, “It’s August 23rd. And 75 days from now, I’ll either be looking at another four years in the White House — or the end of this opportunity.”
Then, naturally, at the end the President then asks for money to defeat Mitt Romney, who, according to the email, does not want a “secure retirement” for seniors.
You can read the entire email— MORE
Czar of Defenestration
August 24th, 2012
Only 75 more days to stock up on champagne and cheap beer?!?
C’mon, Barry…go for the SHRILL!
Anonymous
August 24th, 2012
Barry,
Vacations have to end sometime.
Moron in Red
August 24th, 2012
Team Obama is beating the base into fearful submission in order to extract more money from them.
Hope has given way to fear.
They might to the same to boost turnout as well later on.
Left Coast Dan
August 24th, 2012
Pardon me, I think a tingle is going up my leg.
Nutjob
August 24th, 2012
@leftcoast
Try more like, “I wonder if he’s married?”
TOWG
August 24th, 2012
I’m scared it might NOT be the end.
Team TEA
August 24th, 2012
Don’t worry Barry, ACORN is back up and running (under different names of course): http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/08/23/ACORN-back
Be patient, they’re writing in dead people’s names as fast as they can!
Nutjob
August 24th, 2012
Either way the republican voters have accepted there is an end, its just a matter of the outcome.
Either the end of Obamas screwed up era and the start of prosperity, or the the end of the US if he pulls off his fraudulant plan and wins.
Big_Dictator
August 24th, 2012
Can’t wait for you to get Barack to Chicago and fade into obscurity. It’s unbelievable that he’s got this far and hoodwinked so many for so long.
SheVee
August 24th, 2012
I want to see Obysmal’s face on the cover of the January 2013 issue of AARP magazine. He must be fired & retired!!!
CtrlAltDelete
August 24th, 2012
And the Hitler,”receives the email” video in 5. 4. 3………
eternal cracker p
August 24th, 2012
That’s okay, Barry, there’s always a job waiting for you to teach your inspirational childhood passions at the culinary school of domestic dogs.
Meshuggahboy
August 24th, 2012
He should ask for money by promising to resign. He’d make Bill Gates look like a farmer.
Left Coast Dan
August 24th, 2012
@Nutjob: NONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!
Unneutral
August 24th, 2012
He may have to start allowing larger crowds when he’s pushing his BS.
Noodengr
August 24th, 2012
The ‘end ” barry is really looking at recently is the bare one prince harry showed. made barry’s day to see that one.
MADJACK
August 24th, 2012
Obama in New Email: “I’m Scared that this is “The End”
Okay everybody, let’s sing it, “Happy Days are almost here again, here again!”
This asshat is like a little kid that got his toys taken away by Mommy and Daddy for being a bad boy.
So sad, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha. mrgreen:
old_oaks
August 24th, 2012
Let’s hope he has to move and then 6 months later Moochie has nervous breakdown because she no longer has a makeup czar.
Stirrin the B.S.
August 24th, 2012
Funny, my version of that e-mail went something like this:
“…This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I’ll never look into your eyes…again
Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need…of some…stranger’s hand…”
The new Obummer campaign theme song to be played at the DNC convention: The End.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGmAmJFUvzM
.
Diann
August 24th, 2012
I know. I know. We Republicans want dirty air and poisoned ground water from fracking and want Granny to have to eat dog food and get kicked out on her sorry ass from her hospital room, and we want poor babies to have to be born instead of being mercifully aborted, and we want to make sure all our kids grow up obese and stupid because we don’t like public school and we have the nerve to believe in religious liberty and we’re evil and mean and JUST LIKE HITLER.
So, send the Democrats money.
Billy Fuster
August 24th, 2012
We’ll be dancing in the streets on November 7.
Maudie N Mandeville
August 24th, 2012
“America, 75 days from now, we’ll either be looking at Obama out of the White House — or the end of America.”
Six White Cadillacs
August 24th, 2012
I was thinking Hitler too. He went through the same disappointing realization.
A liberal girlfriend I’ve known all my life just called me to talk, she mentioned the fact that she was not going to vote for him again. She was a true hopeNchange believer — not any more!
This is a good day.
dba...vagabond trader
August 24th, 2012
The phony angst and camaraderie are nauseating!
Sick of missives from these ghetto trash talking commie grifters.
N0Bama 2012
Grumpy
August 24th, 2012
Current libtard deck of cards included: race, fear, guilt and threats, so with this, I guess the Manchurian is now playing the “Woe is me ” pity card.
TigerEyes
August 24th, 2012
Just one more lie!
dude
August 24th, 2012
Note to self: In 75 days call Orkin to tent the white house and fumigate – Romney
Team TEA
August 24th, 2012
You guys think he’s bad and out of control now, just wait and see when what his lame-duck, voted-out ass does between Nov. 7 and Jan. 20. And don’t expect the Congress to stop him either, because they’ve done such a good job stopping him so far. /sarc
Jethro
August 24th, 2012
““We’re getting outspent”
He doesn’t expect to win.
He’s hoarding the donations and NOT spending, while using that quote above to extort more money out of those who can least afford to lose it ($3 at a time). That way he can exit with a large campaign fund that “mysteriously” disappears when he leaves office.
Maudie N Mandeville
August 24th, 2012
Obama is going to have mental issues if he loses in November. Adding to the narcissist’s rejection is Romney’s all but guaranteed improvement of the economy coupled with ‘problems at home’.
Recall all the loathsome pictures we’ve seen of a scowling Mooch looking at Barry while the president. Obama will have his 2nd and 3rd tier groupies around him but that’s no solace for a lonely, bitter and rejected narcissist.
AbigailAdams
August 24th, 2012
@Jethro — my thoughts, too. Look for a half dozen “compounds” owned by the obamas (in others’ names) dotted around the world and tell all books from several WH staffers giving us the skinny on where the WH art collection disappeared to. Look for WH knick knacks on eBay and Craigslist.
Bob M.
August 24th, 2012
“The email, titled “The end?,” further trembles, “It’s August 23rd. And 75 days from now, I’ll either be looking at another four years in the White House — or 99 YEARS AT LEAVENWORTH, BREAKING ROCKS WITH A SLEDGE!”
FIXED it for him!
old_oaks
August 24th, 2012
So if this is “The End,” is Obama admitting that he is in fact Walter E. Kurtz?
“The horror … the horror …”
Alxandro
August 24th, 2012
Obama is in a panic.
He is acting like a drug addict that just realized he may not be able to pay back the loan shark.
old_oaks
August 24th, 2012
Of course not Alxandro, it costs a lot to keep Moochie watered and fed! With the price of corn this year, only the taxpayers can afford to keep her half full.
Team TEA
August 24th, 2012
Moochie will dump his ass when the gravy train ends. But to be fair, I’m sure she had that written into the contract: “…the role of First Beard and any remunerations heretofore is only obligated by either party as long as the Usurper can successfully and fraudulently retain public office…”
Diann
August 24th, 2012
Here is what I think will happen on January 20, 2013:
Obama and Moochelle will move out of the White House (without the obligatory pictures of them greeting the Romneys).
They will go to Hawaii for a few weeks to decompress (with slobbering media following them around).
Then, they will pack up their Rezcko house and move to Beverly Hills to rub elbows with George Clooney and company.
The Obamas will then become the latest “celebrities for no other reason than they’re celebrities” ala Paris Hilton, The Kardashians and Charro.
MaryfromMarin
August 24th, 2012
@Six White Cadillacs–
You deserve a seventh for passing on that good news. Thank you!
Bad Brad
August 24th, 2012
Let’s not get all giddy.
It ain’t over until the moose sings.
Stirrin the B.S.
August 24th, 2012
@BB
“…It ain’t over until the moose sings….”
I’m afraid you’re giving her too much credit. She makes more of a howling noise.
Moron in Red
August 24th, 2012
If Romney’s favorability ratings amazing among undecided haven’t improved by the end of the convention, I’m firing more cash on Obama to win.
Sorry folks, but Romney is losing :
2008 obama Voters who now don’t approve of Obama’s “job” still view Romney even more unfavorably than Barack.
Romney needs to rally them to improve McCain ‘s score.
Yet Romney isn’t promoting his BIOGRAPHY : so low IQ, low info undecided swing voters don’t know whom he actually is!!!
Romney is being defined by the enemy. And he isn’t RESPONDING by promoting his freaking Bio.
Moron in Red
August 24th, 2012
Basically : Romney is being defined as a greedy money grabbing indifferent plutocrat hostile to the interests of the middle class.
And Obama Team are waging a cultural war to alienate undecided women from Romney, via abortion, contraception, etc.
Romney’s favorability ratings among undecided are net negative, worst than Barack’s.
Bad Brad
August 24th, 2012
Monkey Buddy,
Obama has a better chance of losing then what your analysis reflects. There are going to be a considerable amount of votes cast against Obama in lieu of for another candidate. Lot’s of people are sick of the crap and feel like the have been misled.
Annoying Monkey
August 24th, 2012
@ Brad — “There are going to be a considerable amount of votes cast against Obama in lieu of for another candidate.”
Of course there will, lol.
McCain voters are not switching to Obama…
But Romney needs to win ex-Obama voters too. Those are the critical voters in this election.
Those Romney can win are those who DISAPPROVE of Obama’s job: 2008-Obama-voters who now think that Barack does not deserve reelection.
YET among those undecided voters — typically white voters without a college degree; more female than male — Romney is less liked than Barack.
Monkey in Red
August 24th, 2012
8) 8) 8)
Bad Brad
August 24th, 2012
Your,
typically white voters without a college degree;
is flawed. RED NECK. They despise him.
Monkey in Red
August 24th, 2012
LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
When we’re talking about the undecided voters in this election, we’re talking about the *rednecks* who voted Obama in 2008… you know that, right?
So hardly actual *rednecks*. Ex Obama voters.
Or low-info, low-IQ rednecks. Highly influenced by TV.
Monkey in Red
August 24th, 2012
Actual rednecks did not vote for that piece of ghetto-trash in 2008. They’re way more intelligent and more informed than to vote for a drug-using gay-sexing imbecile affirmative-action socialist candidate.
Bad Brad
August 24th, 2012
“Or low-info, low-IQ rednecks. Highly influenced by TV.”
Never met any of these people. Rednecks, not college educated, work hard and make a living with their brains and their hands. Blue color. Your above definition is either extremely rare or doesn’t exist. I know these people well, I guess you could say I’m one of them.
sig94
August 24th, 2012
M in R – get your nose out of the monkey butt wishful polls, Obama is running scared like a 10 year old boy through a pedophile cell block that just got a snootful of Viagra.
Monkey in Red
August 24th, 2012
LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
I’m sure not: did YOU vote for Barack in 2008?
We’re taking about 5% of the electorate here, approximatively.
White voters without college degree who DID VOTE FOR BARACK IN 2008.
But now disapprove of his “performance”.
Yet those *rednecks* view Romney even less favorably than Barack.
There lies the challenge of Romney: watch his campaign focus of those undecided voters: for they have the power to swing the election.
Monkey in Red
August 24th, 2012
“I guess you could say I’m one of them.”
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
Brad voted for Obama in 2008 !!
Bad Brad
August 24th, 2012
Nice try sparky, I was given the god given gift of spoting a lying piece of crap along way off. Reread my post.
Monkey in Red
August 24th, 2012
I reread it. I was just trying to be clear and funny and the same time.
We are not taking about rednecks here: for most actual rednecks did not vote Obama in 2008.
Monkey in Red
August 24th, 2012
We’re talking about a strange specie:
== white voters without college degree WHO DID VOTE OBAMA in 2008.
Those are the ones who will decide this election.
And they don’t think like Bad Brad. They’re typically low-info, low-IQ voters. And yes, they work hard, and have a hard time. BUT Obama Regime is scaring them about Romney. They’re among the bread & circus crowd.
That is the most crucial angle on this election, methinks: those swinging voters.
Bad Brad
August 24th, 2012
Oh, you mean Crack Addicts. They don’t vote.
Monkey in Red
August 24th, 2012
*Googles “sparky”*
Monkey in Red
August 24th, 2012
LLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLL
Monkey in Red
August 24th, 2012
I mean: debt addicted folks who don’t whom Ryan is for instance. Good-hearted folks, but very vulnerable to being cheated and manipulated. Conditionned by a godless milieu, slave to TV, and ignorant of the danger of socialism.
Bad Brad
August 24th, 2012
Your analysis fails to compensate for Prius and Subaru owners.
Monkey in Red
August 24th, 2012
Monkey rides bike; clueless about cars.
Monkey jumps on your car. Boing boing.
Bad Brad
August 24th, 2012
When you see an Obama bumper sticker on the back of a car, 90 percent of the time it will be on a Prius or a Subaru. If that car has been run off the road, it means I’m driving some where in front of you. (I think those feaken bumper stickers come as standard equipment, and are in the glove box when you buy the car)
Monkey in Red
August 24th, 2012
I see. Thanks
Monkey in Red
August 24th, 2012
So Brad: “Prius and Subaru owners” typically should vote Obama AGAIN.
My analysis don’t fail ‘em. I just don’t care about ‘em. The folks who interest me are those who will DECIDE the election.
Obama is maintaning his support among non-whites and among white voters WITH a college degree. (OK: he lost about 1.5% of the educated whites).
Looks like Prius and Subaru owners typically own a college degree at least.
Roscoe P. Soultrane
August 24th, 2012
@Nutjob: “Either the end of Obamas screwed up era and the start of prosperity”
I wish, but no. This election is simply about who’s at the controls when the plane hits the mountain. If Obama wins, we hit with afterburners going and carrying a full load of bombs; if Romney wins, we hit at Full Military Power and after jettisoning *some* of the ordinance.