Home - by BigFurHat - August 23, 2012 - 16:00 America/New_York - 46 Comments
We’re gonna flippety-flop the usual “point and laugh-fest” at the toothless meth heads post.
This time we’re posting a line-up in order to crown Miss Felon Fatale of 2012. Who do you pick?
August 23rd, 2012
B is hot, but she kinda has that look on her face that someones going to feel some pain when she gets sprung.
It’d actually be more interesting to guess what they were DOING to get arrested.
Normally, in my long experience, I’ve noted that the cute ones usually get away with murder.
At least with me they do.
I’m sure you meant “Whom do you pick?”
Because she has a smirk, I pick Miss M.
After putting Ain’t in the title you expect me to put “whom?” -bfh
woody, Great idea, I’m still going with B and it would be spousal abuse.
And I’d like to think that M was being really naughty somewhere.
Is that so wrong?
N has perky ones.
G i really like G.
It’s M without a doubt! “M” for “h-u-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-e-r!!!!”, plus she kinda has that Scarlett Johansson thing goin and I’ve had a bone for that babe since I saw her in The Prestige. D’ya think it’s OK if they share a little of their candy with me while I engage the help of that little blue pill?
Woody, not at all. I can’t think of a damn thing some of these girls would be guilty of.
I bet they are all teachers that were stepping out with 17 year olds. Whats up with that and how come in never happened when I was 17.
In four years we’ll all be lucky if we haven’t turned into meth or crack addicts.
I have to go with B. F, H
Runoff between BJ (no pun intended)and P.
I’d do the whole alphabet
I choose “I” because the tear in her eye tells me she knew she did wrong. The others have “so what?” expressions.
Obama would prefer D I C K
Okay, this is creepy, but does anyone else look at the blonde above and see a grown-up JonBenet Ramsey?
Friend of the family
B. So what did Cheryl Tiegs get busted for? (And if you’re too young to remember this model, Google her.) That sounds funny. “I gonna Google you!”
Yeah. It kind of triggered a recollection, but I was lost on the name. She does resemble that little girl. Well, they say we all have a double somewhere in the world. I pity mine.
I’m guessing “P’s” crime is international cyberhacking.
She could pull off a wicked “Naughty Lab Tech”, couldn’t she? She could research me ANYTIME.
Stirrin the B.S.
Definately N. She’s kinda perky. She’s almost happy to be there. I think she knows something. She’s got a get out of jail free card.
Take a look again at “O”…
She knows she’s gone and fucked up now, doesn’t she?
And “I” looks like Daddy’s gonna kill her, too.
Can you photoshop this group into, ya know, a shower scene? Ya know, for us guys?
These were harder to look at than the Meth-heads. hate to see anyone messing up their life and more than a few look like the neighbor’s teenage daughter – like “N” for instance
Its a lot easier to scoff when you see the bad tattoos and the crappy t-shirts / wife beaters.
“F” looks like she could have a career doing eye make up commericals.
“I” is a heart breaker for me out of this groups -she looks really scared. Probably the ax murderer / drive by shooter out of the group, right?
Hmm let’s see:
Democrat Candidate for Congress (and Hooker)
Racist, are you implying that there are no cute black female felons/meatheads?
B, G, and M are hot.
What a waste of their lifes though..so sad.
When in doubt, pick B.
H definitely H
I was going to pick G for third but that would have been too obvious… Plus she looks like the meanest of the lot.
I’m married so I will not participate in this stupid poll, Fur. You can’t make me.
B and C if I were single.
But I’m married so I won’t say that I think B and C are hot….
Well there’s a whole gaggle of trouble if I’ve ever seen one. Sweet, sweet trouble.
From what I’ve seen in my very limited exposure to women in prison there are two kinds of ladies in jail once you boil it all down.
1) Not too bright girls who do something dumb and get arrested but at the heart of it are not bad people.
2) Psychotic manipulative bitches with hearts of frozen death that will go from syrupy sweet to rip-your-face-off at the drop of a hat.
#1 is the sad one because lots of times they have kids.
Either I because the lapdance is soo much better when the stripper is crying, or N because she is happy to be doing mischief.
Prettiest? I pick B and H – but I think I is a beauty and appreciate she’s upset at being arrested. In fact, it makes me like her more.
Disturbing that some are smiling so big that it may as well be their Facebook photo vs. thier mug shot.
Hands down, B & H. But, to be fair, before a winner is crowned I think there oughta be a runoff.
And, when I say “runoff” I really kinda mean “Jello Wresting” for the title.
F is spun-daddy-woo-woo. Typical stage one tweaker.
Ok – I thought we were supposed to comment at the other site.
A – got picked up during her “walk of shame”
B – still thinks she can make it as a model
C – doesn’t realize this is a mug shot
D – you’re taking my photo? I’m gonna be famous!
E – if I stand REALLY still, maybe they won’t notice me
F – But like, you know, I’m not supposed to be, like, in this place….
G – I’m gonna kill Jimmy for driving like that with a bag of pot in the car….
H – Has a little black book of politician “customers”
I – first bust while working for H
J – knows the mug shot photographer
K – just crossed the border
L – herpes blister
M – but he said he would introduce me to a producer…
N – Hi Mommy!
O – fluffer
P = E (repeat offender)
Females? You still believe that shit? These are human beings. Well, what once were human beings. They’re less than that now socially. Total shame.
August 24th, 2012
Q. All of the above
I voted “over there”.
Nice group of girls. They’s ALL be seein’ Reality now.
Six White Cadillacs
C looks like a Cherokee girl I went to school with. I’d pay her bail.
House of Kell
I’ve known a few crack and meth heads when I still lived up in Cleveland (just South of downtown Cleveland, across the valley, called the SouthSide, west 6th to west 25th/ Literary Ave. to Holmden Hill…NOT a very nice place to have come up!), and not a one of them could ever be trusted, so NONE of them work well for me!
Its sad, really, their ALL beautiful young women who’ve pretty much tossed their lives down the toilet to get high and hide from whatever hurts them when simply turning around and facing their demons, dealing with them, elliminates all of that shit!
What’s sadder still are the legnths they’ll go to to get high and the people willing to use them, the pain and misery they cause their children (if they haven’t already been taken away) families and loved ones…
I’ve seen the affects of addiction on newborns and its not pretty at all, holding a little newborn baby while it screams its lungs out for four days going through withdrawl(heroin, crack, meth, coke, pills (its ALL the same thing to the baby inside), been there, done that, so, in the interest of my sanity, I’n going to have to take a pass on this article, ok?
BFH: Brother, I have nothing but respect for you and love your site, but for me, this shit isn’t funny at all! Sorry!
August 27th, 2012
Summit County, Ohio, just south of Cleveland, has busted over 125 meth labs ALREADY in 2012.
Just another reason why I stay armed to the teeth.
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