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“By the way, when do we get to see a single thing he’s written in seriousness?”

Or his college transcripts. It’s obvious to everyone with half a brain he’s hiding something.

Why didn’t Romney agree to release his 10 years of tax returns as soon as Obama released his transcripts.

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I don’t get it.

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Romney is yet to introduce himself to the swing voters. On a personal level.

He lets the MSM and Team Obama define him instead, fill the void.

Big mistake imo. Time is running out fast ….

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Monkey Boy.

He has not started spending money yet, and he’s go a lot of it. Look for an all out blitz right after the convention. I to worry he’s starting to late. I also worry if he’s got the stones to go for the throat.

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I don’t believe he wrote it.

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It’s actually pretty clever.

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Are ya sure the bastard meant it as a parody? I’ve heard him speak. And now I’ve seen something he has written. He’s equally incompetent at both skills.

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This is probably a tradition for the president of HLR to do and Obama being Obama got a couple choom friends together and as they got stoned they threw out funny things off of Baruch’s life, all the while Barack stands there laughing at the goings on as someone writes it all down.

No way he came up with this. Funny and self deprecating isn’t in his bloodline.

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…I fled to Chicago.

That’s strange. Many people find it’s better to flee in the other direction.

There I discovered I was black…

Because Bill Ayers told me that my real father was Frank Marshall Davis. Of course, he also told me that my mother was Malcom X. I guess that’s a…um…what word am I looking for?…composite view of my parents. I’m so proud of me.

…and have remained so ever since.

It allows me to get better treatment from the stooopid rich white liberals that somehow think they “feel closer” to “us blacks” because, actually, we’re just using them and their money. F-U, honkey!

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“Look for an all out blitz right after the convention.”

It’s a risky gamble… I fear that the actual mediatic ecology has changed a lot since 2000/2004, and that as an effect of blogs, smart phones, etc… the campaign is in the late stage, with very few swing voters.

And guess what, Grizz: it looks like the few remaining undecided voters are largely women…

http://www.nationaljournal.com/2012-presidential-campaign/romney-obama-fates-hinge-on-shrinking-sliver-of-undecideds-20120815

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Mitt’s Money

–Team Romney had between $186-$124 million cash at July’s end. And he has been raking a lot since.

How will he spend that? Focusing on building up an effective ground game?
Attacking in states still uncontested — such as Wisconsin, Michigan, Minnesota, Pennsylvania — ?
Or doubling down on in hugely expensive Florida, Ohio, Virginia? –

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There was a blurb on Fox yesterday (can’t remember which show and who the pollster/research group was) that showed that they have successfully called the presidential election for the past 32 years and this year they say:

Romney: 53.1% of the popular vote with 310 (?) electoral votes.

Barry: 43.7% of the popular vote with 210 electoral votes.

I know the pop vote numbers are right, not sure about Romney’s elec. votes — but the message was he’s going to stomp barry.

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oh, the call is based on their micro level assessment of district data — unemployment, personal income, tax rates, etc.

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oh, the call is based on their micro level assessment of district data — unemployment, personal income, tax rates, etc. I’ll post the info if I can find it.

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@Abigail

Ken Bickers from CU-Boulder and Michael Berry from CU-Denver ran the piece at huff-blow.

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I agree with Maudie and Billy. He didn’t write this, EITHER!

It’s much too clever…particularly the footnotes.

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Abigail,
I covered it at iTsBigFurHat-

Here’s the link
http://itsbigfurhat.com/main/academic-analysis-that-has-predicted-the-last-8-presidential-elections-forecasts-romney-win-colorado-edu/

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I believe this is his thesis

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Whaddya know, I found a pre-edited copy of his parody. On page 9, first paragraph, it reads:

“The first and most daunting task that I faced upon assuming power was to open the door to Man’s Country. This was even more difficult than getting my piece through Ulrich’s a$$, and it required the usual tools: raw strength and vaseline.”

No shit, that’s what it said.

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And here’s more from page 9:

“Upon entering this musk-scented playground, I was shocked to discover a startling collection of items. On the wall was a well-worn inscribed nude photo of Rahm Emmanuel. Scrumptious! On the desk was a red hotline phone. I picked it up and a voice answered, “um, um, Barry, I thought we were hooking up tomorrow, and by the way”……I had the line re-routed to my apartment. Finally, in the closet I discovered my true identity, but I was afraid to come out until after I was re-elected to a second term – when I would have more flexibility.”

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Thanks, Mr. Hat.

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Notice that even in his parody he was not born in the USA.

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