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Patience, Dear Boy!

Home - by - August 23, 2012 - 23:45 America/New_York - 12 Comments

Via Jokeroo

Dog With Patience

 

SNIP:
If they could only get Michelle Obama to do that with french fries.

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  1. Nutjob

    August 23rd, 2012

    Ok not to start anything, but thats a pitbull.
    Pitbulls can’t be taught or trained and are killers.

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  2. Nutjob

    August 23rd, 2012

    on a second note, this dogs patience, obedience and training is the reason why its hips unlike mooches is twice as wide as the rest of her body.

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  3. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 24th, 2012

    Forget waterboarding! This is torture! Poor doggy.

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  4. Six White Cadillacs

    August 24th, 2012

    I’ve seen pit bulls that will allow their owners to put a lit cigarette in their mouth and sunglasses and a hat too.
    You try just that biscuit trick with my dog and he will bite your ass. It’s a cruel trick in his opinion.

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  5. Six White Cadillacs

    August 24th, 2012

    And he’s munching on a hog bone right now.

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  6. old_oaks

    August 24th, 2012

    Yup SWC, try that with my dog and you’d only have 1 finger left. Her ‘area’ is about 6″ from her head. Though she’s been known to jump as high as 24″ to snatch whatever the kids forget they’re eating.

    A dachshund doesn’t look it, but they’re plotting to take you down when you have food and you’re the most vulnerable.

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  7. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    August 24th, 2012

    Oh yeah, I wouldn’t mess with a Dachshund when it comes to food. They play for keeps.

    *rubs sore hand… And arm.*

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  8. Ma Deuce

    August 24th, 2012

    I think that nose is too long for pitbull — looks more like German Shorthair or maybe red Doberman.

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  9. Barrio Bartholomew

    August 24th, 2012

    Ma Deuce,
    You’re right about it not being a pit. Their massive jaw muscles wrap around the top of their head. I had a friend who used to pick his 110# pit up by the cheeks, it didn’t hurt the dog the least bit.

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  10. HooHooNayNay

    August 24th, 2012

    The eyes say, “You’re clearly too stupid to know who you’re effing with.”

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  11. Big_Dictator

    August 24th, 2012

    This dog’s way nicer looking than the Wookie FLOTUS

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  12. kzgoblu

    August 24th, 2012

    This dog looks to me like some version of a hound dog. Only they can be trained well enough to do this.
    The jaw looks way too narrow to be a PB.

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