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Obama Portrait Made From Beef Jerky – Emphasis on Jerky

Home - by - August 22, 2012 - 18:30 America/New_York - 27 Comments

The source is this Facebook page, which also included a picture of Sasquatch made out of jerky.

Was this intentional? I can hardly type I am laughing so hard.

» 27 Comments

  1. RosalindJ

    August 22nd, 2012

    I am so glad I finished eating AND swallowing everything before opening the page. I am still laughing!

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  2. michellesbigbeaver

    August 22nd, 2012

    I think you meant to say Jerk Off……

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  3. Callmelennie

    August 22nd, 2012

    Why not emphasize the beef .. as in, where is it?

    Worked for Mondale, didn’t it?

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  4. Alxandro

    August 22nd, 2012

    Where’s the rainbow?

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  5. Cate

    August 22nd, 2012

    Um, yeah, I think it is too coincedential to actually be a coincedence.

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  6. Corona

    August 22nd, 2012

    Too funny!

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  7. Angrymike

    August 22nd, 2012

    ROFLMMFAO………That’s fucked up………

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  8. obfusecatenot

    August 22nd, 2012

    These would be great official portraits for the White House.

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  9. Goldenfoxx

    August 22nd, 2012

    Cleaver one of the Mooch!

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  10. Goldenfoxx

    August 22nd, 2012

    I mean clever! Sheesh!

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  11. moarkdave

    August 22nd, 2012

    They even got Barry’s nose mole.
    Mooch looks too happy though, she needs more of a scowl on her face.

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  12. Navy Squid

    August 22nd, 2012

    That second picture is Mooshelle, right????

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  13. NoMoBo

    August 22nd, 2012

    Feed it to the dog. Turnabout is fair play, right?

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  14. Corky

    August 22nd, 2012

    Beef Jerky=B.J.

    Yep, that seems about right.

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  15. Chalupa

    August 22nd, 2012

    And you’ll notice, no Slim Jims were used making The Moose.

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  16. whosebone

    August 22nd, 2012

    which one is obama?

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  17. DJR

    August 22nd, 2012

    I didn’t know Obama had a dog named Jerky.

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  18. Buffalobob

    August 22nd, 2012

    Beef Jerky? I think not more like bacon bits.

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  19. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 22nd, 2012

    Waste of good jerky. The lips aren’t even purple.

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  20. Frosteetoes

    August 22nd, 2012

    Shelly Jerk-Squatch….my next avatar!

    Some funny stuff there.

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  21. Cynic

    August 22nd, 2012

    I can recall the photo the second portrait is based upon, lol.

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  22. captiva

    August 22nd, 2012

    Like his presidency : expensive, hard to swallow, and after awhile you get fucking sick of it.

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  23. Friend of the family

    August 22nd, 2012

    That second one of Fatass makes me laugh my own butt off every time I come back to look at it!

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  24. FreeMan - Sorry Sarah

    August 22nd, 2012

    Where is a pack of Pitbulls when you need them?

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  25. Strike-Anywhere Ukulele

    August 23rd, 2012

    What, they didn’t have enough bull shit handy?

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  26. muddjuice

    August 23rd, 2012

    They did a good job with Barack. But the Michelle is spot on, uncanny even…..

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  27. AbigailAdams

    August 23rd, 2012

    “It’s beef jerkey time.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxJFnv9yaVw

    I’ve got a thing for Cameroon.

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