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Joe Biden Speaks at Michigan Mosque Wearing a Burqa
DEARBORN, MICHIGAN – After a week of being under fire for adopting a drawl and telling a group of black supporters that Republicans are “gonna put ya’ll back in chains,” Vice President Biden spoke at the ‘Eye for an Eye’ mosque in Dearborn this afternoon dressed in a burqa. The vice president’s visit to commemorate the mosque’s twenty-fifth anniversary fit conveniently between a fundraiser that morning at the Forever Twilight nursing home and another that evening at Michigan’s Macomb County Prison.
The American Muslims that gathered at the mosque were baffled when Biden stepped up to the podium shrouded in a burqa. The vice president did not allude to his attire but began by thanking the congregation for their hospitality and admiring the mosque’s architecture.
“What a beautiful building you people have built to worship your God,” Biden said. “It’s so peaceful. In my church the priest feeds us some flesh, we wash it down with blood and we pray we don’t have to burn in the flames of Hell for eternity,” he snickered.
The vice president looked at the quiet audience and tapped his microphone. “Testing one, two … is this thing working?” he chuckled, unable to rouse a response from the congregation.
“But in all seriousness,” he continued, “God is good, isn’t he?” He grimaced as he adjusted his burqa and then added, “or as some of your freedom fighters yell out before a slaughter, Allah Akbar!”
At that point a man yelled out “Allahu Akbar!” with several parishioners excitedly repeating the phrase.
“I don’t wanna forget to give a shout out to the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt,” the vice president said. “Some folks are uneasy about that situation but, hey, whadd’ya gonna do, huh?”
As Biden fumbled with his burqa an Imam approached him and the two huddled together before the vice president returned to the microphone.
“I, uh, I was just informed that burqas are only worn by Muslim women. Well, to be frank with you, I was not aware of that. I feel a little silly now.”
Vice President Biden impatiently adjusted the headset of his burqa.
Chalupa
August 22nd, 2012
“Where’s the zipper on these things?”
Mary Jane Anklestraps
August 22nd, 2012
Chalupa, pay close attention to his shoes… All Velcro.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
August 22nd, 2012
Seriously though. Why do Muslims even need women? Breeding? I’m surprised they don’t have a Queen Bee chained up some place in a cave just popping out little male Muslims.
Chalupa
August 22nd, 2012
Joe spent all week sleeping head first under the covers getting ready for this, Mary – barbeque night was tough….
Jim
August 22nd, 2012
“This is a Big F’ing Deal…wait…who turned off the lights?
Dismas In Wonderland
August 23rd, 2012
Is this article implying that Joe (the dhimmiwit) Biden wants to be islam’s bitch.
Allayou snackbar to you too.
tripseven
August 23rd, 2012
“That’s right, Romney and Paul Ryan wanna put ya’ll back on camels.”
Will musloids react the same as the chains comment? Of course not…that would interfere with the infiltration.
Lady in Red
August 23rd, 2012
Now, *this* is funny, Fur!
Let’s keep up the yucks (and the polls watchers and absentee vote watchers) for the election. As much as anything else, we need eyes watching for voter fraud (voting both absentee and in person) of students and liberal profs at universities.
….Lady in Red
PS: You funny, too, Cardigan! …smile.
Stirrin the B.S.
August 23rd, 2012
I don’t care what they say about you people here in Deabornistan, you’re smart enough to vote for a fellow muzzslime for president. So come on, let’s vote for Obamaramadan!!
I Luv Bacon
August 23rd, 2012
“Listen up people.
Bacon is a four letter word-
B-a-c-o-n.”
Horrorman18
August 23rd, 2012
” Stand up Abdul!!!….Oh what am I thinking…May Allah bless you…we’ll all stand up for you!…stand up for Abdul!”
Boobie the Rocket Dog
August 23rd, 2012
That picture looks like what I put out in front of the house every Tuesday and Friday morning, except mine has a little plastic yellow ribbon on top.
The city picks her up and recycles her, provided the cats or the Haitians don’t get to her first. Then it’s a mess.
Bob M.
August 23rd, 2012
Ya’ know… dressed like that, he looks like the old “Cousin It” from the Addam’s Family, meets Al Jolson!
ern goose
August 23rd, 2012
Aren’t we supposed to be a Christian Nation? by the way these are not Christian when pandering to muslims ,Nov can’t come soon enough.
Strike-Anywhere Ukulele
August 23rd, 2012
” ‘Eye for an Eye’ mosque”
Is that near the Bruised Lady of Perpetual Hatred madrassa?
123321123321
August 23rd, 2012
Wow, I wonder if Fearless Leader OK’d this?!?!? I can see it now…
Biden: Hey BO, I have to speak at this mosque, how’s about I wear a burka when I speak to the muslims there?
Obama: Sounds like a great idea Joe! Do it! (Obama mumbling to himself, “yeah, only muslim women wear burkas you goofball, but at least the muslims will have a good laugh at you! Heh!”
TexMark
August 23rd, 2012
“Yo, Barry!!! I am the ghost of Robert Byrd, past.”
u krazy
August 23rd, 2012
i stopped here:
“The American Muslims that gathered ”
WTF- you don’t know that muslim-american is how it will always be
Nutjob
August 23rd, 2012
I’m surprised they haven’t campaigned at the circus, mardi gras, rehab clinics, abortion clinics, hollywood nightclubs, gay bathhouses,under bridges to the homeless, or traveling carnies.
I mean they’re missing potential votes from a whole posse of losers, what are they thinking?
GW Bear
August 23rd, 2012
@Nutjob,
I guess you missed it, those were all stops on Obozo’s bus recent bus tour. He spent 14 hours at a gay bathhouse in San Francisco, me must have wanted to be sure he did everyone, I mean spoke to everyone.
Nutjob
August 23rd, 2012
@GW
What Joe is trying to do is show his constituents what to where when voting multiple times.
The possability to vote 200 times and not get caught is greater when wearing a burhka.
Team TEA
August 24th, 2012
I am still laughing at all the comments in this thread; you guys are hilarious!
Photo Caption: “Casper the Friendly Ghost’s evil twin?”
Patricia
August 27th, 2012
“Hey, whadd’ya gonna do, huh?” No fuxxing big deal!
“Hey, get your fu#$ing hands offal me! I know this gown turns ya on, but get outa here, BarfBag!”
eddo
August 30th, 2012
Joe has flipped out!! Call out the guys dressed in white and carrying nets!