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The First Lady of the evening
(CNSNews.com) – First Lady Michelle Obama this week is serving as guest editor for iVillage.com, NBC’s “community of online women” that offers sexually explicit material, including graphic sex tips from prostitutes, “20 kinky things you SO can do,” and a list of “naughty” apps for mobile devices.”
As Tipster Norman Einstein says -
The First *cough* Lady does not discuss sex, herself…but WTF would she want to associate herself with this garbage?
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kono
August 22nd, 2012
Birds of a feather?
dba...vagabond trader
August 22nd, 2012
Now that is something to make her girls beam with pride. Will squatch also be proffering advice to the LGBT online community?
What a pig pile.
Bayou Bartholomew Barrio Boozers
August 22nd, 2012
Another one for the history books (vomit). What the hell?
Can we get a picture of this to make it easier to joke about?
Bayou Bartholomew Barrio Boozers
August 22nd, 2012
didn’t see the link, ah yeah, that’s the picture. Ain’t no joke.
bitterclinger
August 22nd, 2012
Ghet-to.
dba...vagabond trader
August 22nd, 2012
Complimentary PP abortion discount coupons to the first 10 callers.
Zilla
August 22nd, 2012
Brain bleach, please!
Moxie Man
August 22nd, 2012
Why do I click – first the blue waffle, then Steinham and now this? Must restrain, must restrain …
Moxie Man
August 22nd, 2012
Heh, heh, Vagabond said “beam”.
Xavier
August 22nd, 2012
Hey remember when Laura Bush wrote those Penthouse Forum articles?
Blasphemy, I know. I denounce myself.
Team TEA
August 22nd, 2012
Michelle Obama discussing sex? That sound you hear is the sound of erections falling coast to coast.
Stranded in Sonoma
August 22nd, 2012
The first topic will be:
Going Topless, Chemical Reactions, and YOU!
Mad Dawg
August 22nd, 2012
MY EYES ARE BLEEDING – MY EYES ARE BLEEDING.
dba...vagabond trader
August 22nd, 2012
Hope she reminds her friends not to try out that yummy cabbage sloppy Joe recipe before they partay.
Three Rivers
August 22nd, 2012
Garbage seeks out garbage.
NO MO OBAMY
August 22nd, 2012
The real whore is organizing Las Vegas.
Poonces
August 22nd, 2012
That is the most detailed picture of Jupiter I’ve ever seen.
Dr. Tar
August 22nd, 2012
So I guess the NBC website has sunk way beyond sex tips for prostitutes and is reaching new depths of depravity by bringing in an expert on bestiality – from the beast’s perspective.
norman einstein
August 22nd, 2012
From a transcript…
Moose reveals one of her naughty “bedroom” tips:
She had the kitchen staff send up enough whipped cream to fill her bathtub (not easy, considering it’s roughly the size of Lake Michigan) and planned to seduce the First Hubby with some edible ‘foreplay’. She picked up the phone and summoned him.
Alas…’twas not to be.
She dove in head first and licked that tub clean.
When BO arrived, he was overheard to say…
“Phew…that was CLOSE!”
Chalupa
August 22nd, 2012
Sasquatch sex tip #1 – never masturbate in the forest….
Major Mal function
August 22nd, 2012
The subject was “101 Makeup Tips for Drag Queens”.
charlotte
August 23rd, 2012
How low this White House and its occupants have sunk…
Joe
August 23rd, 2012
@Norman: You had me rolling on the floor laughing this morning. Thanks for the chuckle.
Strike-Anywhere Ukulele
August 23rd, 2012
First Harlot. Hopefully the last.
muddjuice
August 23rd, 2012
How dare Christians say that she can’t talk about sex. Even dirty, filthy sex, including prostitution.
This is America darn it, where freedom of speech is no longer about political speech; it’s about any filthy, repulsive thing a person can utter at any time.
If the Christians have their way, they’ll kill anyone for having a sinful thought, about sex, abortion, murder, etc….That’s obviously what Christians want to do in America. Control everyone’s thoughts and their lives. That has to be what they’re up to.
Because Christians have been known to take control of countries and kill anyone who doesn’t convert to Christianity.
/sarc
I think this is sick and is an extension of what is ailing this country. A complete rejection of God and Biblical values. This will become commonplace in a country with no solid moral foundation other than, “your opinion matters and is good, no matter what…”