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According to Bloomberg, Americans are having fewer babies since Obama took office.
I wonder why that is.
The article says something about the economy being the reason, but that doesn’t seem right. Less money to buy rubbers would lead to more babies, not fewer.
No, there’s something else going on.
I think it’s because Obama has been on TV so much. Think about it. After watching him on TV, are you really “in the mood?”
Oh, heck. That darn news channel has him on, jabbering about something.
So, if you will excuse me, I’m going to go not have sex.
old_oaks
August 22nd, 2012
Before he was elected, I had hope for a bright future for my children. Now I tell them I’m sorry all the time for bringing them into this dump.
chiefillinicake
August 22nd, 2012
I can speak for Little Chief…
Obummer is Heap Big Erection Killer. TeePee look like fallen souffle.
Anonymous
August 22nd, 2012
One look at the moose and it’s difficult to erase the image, BFH may have to share some blame here.
FreeMan - Sorry Sarah
August 22nd, 2012
Yup – hard to get romantic when the government is already raping you.
dude
August 22nd, 2012
Maybe because they are being yanked out of the womb before they are born?
bitterclinger
August 22nd, 2012
There’s definitely something to this. We delayed having kids for a loooooong time because I couldn’t stomach the thought of what Slick Willie would do to this country. Hah!
Look out next July, August and September, though! I predict a new baby BOOM!
Bob M.
August 22nd, 2012
I hadn’t had any in almost 4 years when he took office.
It has NOT improved.
Gina
August 22nd, 2012
Since Obama was elected my female body has had ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
marleenna1959
August 22nd, 2012
Since he has such an antipathy to children being born,can someone photoshop him as the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
Agnes Day
August 22nd, 2012
“Yup – hard to get romantic when the government is already raping you.”
And it’s not even legitimate rape.
Major Mal function
August 22nd, 2012
On the flip side, anal reconstruction surgery is way up.
FreeMan - Sorry Sarah
August 22nd, 2012
If you want a thrill up your leg, the TSA will feel you up, and down, and all around.
Friend of the family
August 22nd, 2012
The original article at Bloomberg cites several reasons for why people aren’t having babies. After skimming it, I would think that two-thirds of all people living in the United States at the present time wouldn’t be here because of such rationale. My conclusion is that children are an optional expense to most of these people, and when they are ready, they’ll try to fit “children” into their lifestyle or simply exclude them. They don’t even give a shit if they die alone. Now that’s pure selfishness!
Major Mal function
August 22nd, 2012
It’s not just fewer children. Marriage rates have also dropped off the cliff. With the outsourcing of entire industries, many people no longer have the money get married, have children, pay for children’s education, plan for retirement. With the destruction of entire industries that employed millions of middle class Americans, so much of the former middle class have slipped into a second world hand-to-mouth standard of living
Nutjob
August 22nd, 2012
The title for the thread should read
“No baby daddies”
Friend of the family
August 22nd, 2012
@Major Mal
So right. Also: I’m in contact with the younger crowd a bit, and they assure me there is really a “marriage strike” going on. Consider this example:
You get a degree, and make make good money. You live in Mom’s basement listening and playing state of the art entertainment. You drive a fancy sports car. Then…
You meet her. Get married. Have one or more kids.
You come home one day early and find her doing your best friend. It’s over. She goes to the courts that are ALL in the favor of the women–no matter who’s at fault. She gets it all: The kids, house, YOUR sports car and even the entertainment system.
Your back in Mom’s basement because even though you make good money, very little belongs to you because of alimony and child support and whatever else her liar (I mean lawyer) duped the judge for.
Sorry, but I wanted to tell you this is REAL to many of these young people. And they AIN’T getting married anytime soon. So they tell me.
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Roscoe P. Soultrane
August 23rd, 2012
Communist countries have low birthrates. We just finally caught up to 1970s Eastern Europe.
Suh-weet!
Not like the birthrate for cracka-ass crackas had been all that good before The Messiah took power, anyway.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
August 23rd, 2012
That picture looks suspiciously like shuckin’ an’ jivin’. How he git away wid dat?
Strike-Anywhere Ukulele
August 23rd, 2012
Probably just a natural biological response to not wanting to bring a child into the world if there’s a chance that baby killer might get elected to another term.
Romney will bring in a new baby boom.
Aidan
August 23rd, 2012
“… Americans are having fewer babies since Obama took office.” Why? Simple. You can only get fucked so much.