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According to Bloomberg, Americans are having fewer babies since Obama took office.

I wonder why that is.

The article says something about the economy being the reason, but that doesn’t seem right. Less money to buy rubbers would lead to more babies, not fewer.

No, there’s something else going on.

I think it’s because Obama has been on TV so much.  Think about it.  After watching him on TV, are you really “in the mood?”

Oh, heck. That darn news channel has him on, jabbering about something.

So, if you will excuse me, I’m going to go not have sex.

 

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  1. old_oaks

    August 22nd, 2012

    Before he was elected, I had hope for a bright future for my children. Now I tell them I’m sorry all the time for bringing them into this dump.

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  2. chiefillinicake

    August 22nd, 2012

    I can speak for Little Chief…

    Obummer is Heap Big Erection Killer. TeePee look like fallen souffle.

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  3. Anonymous

    August 22nd, 2012

    One look at the moose and it’s difficult to erase the image, BFH may have to share some blame here.

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  4. FreeMan - Sorry Sarah

    August 22nd, 2012

    Yup – hard to get romantic when the government is already raping you.

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  5. dude

    August 22nd, 2012

    Maybe because they are being yanked out of the womb before they are born?

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  6. bitterclinger

    August 22nd, 2012

    There’s definitely something to this. We delayed having kids for a loooooong time because I couldn’t stomach the thought of what Slick Willie would do to this country. Hah!

    Look out next July, August and September, though! I predict a new baby BOOM!

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  7. Bob M.

    August 22nd, 2012

    I hadn’t had any in almost 4 years when he took office.

    It has NOT improved. :-(

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  8. Gina

    August 22nd, 2012

    Since Obama was elected my female body has had ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

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  9. marleenna1959

    August 22nd, 2012

    Since he has such an antipathy to children being born,can someone photoshop him as the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

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  10. Agnes Day

    August 22nd, 2012

    “Yup – hard to get romantic when the government is already raping you.”

    And it’s not even legitimate rape.

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  11. Major Mal function

    August 22nd, 2012

    On the flip side, anal reconstruction surgery is way up.

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  12. FreeMan - Sorry Sarah

    August 22nd, 2012

    If you want a thrill up your leg, the TSA will feel you up, and down, and all around.

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  13. Friend of the family

    August 22nd, 2012

    The original article at Bloomberg cites several reasons for why people aren’t having babies. After skimming it, I would think that two-thirds of all people living in the United States at the present time wouldn’t be here because of such rationale. My conclusion is that children are an optional expense to most of these people, and when they are ready, they’ll try to fit “children” into their lifestyle or simply exclude them. They don’t even give a shit if they die alone. Now that’s pure selfishness!

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  14. Major Mal function

    August 22nd, 2012

    It’s not just fewer children. Marriage rates have also dropped off the cliff. With the outsourcing of entire industries, many people no longer have the money get married, have children, pay for children’s education, plan for retirement. With the destruction of entire industries that employed millions of middle class Americans, so much of the former middle class have slipped into a second world hand-to-mouth standard of living

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  15. Nutjob

    August 22nd, 2012

    The title for the thread should read

    “No baby daddies”

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  16. Friend of the family

    August 22nd, 2012

    @Major Mal

    So right. Also: I’m in contact with the younger crowd a bit, and they assure me there is really a “marriage strike” going on. Consider this example:

    You get a degree, and make make good money. You live in Mom’s basement listening and playing state of the art entertainment. You drive a fancy sports car. Then…

    You meet her. Get married. Have one or more kids.
    You come home one day early and find her doing your best friend. It’s over. She goes to the courts that are ALL in the favor of the women–no matter who’s at fault. She gets it all: The kids, house, YOUR sports car and even the entertainment system.

    Your back in Mom’s basement because even though you make good money, very little belongs to you because of alimony and child support and whatever else her liar (I mean lawyer) duped the judge for.

    Sorry, but I wanted to tell you this is REAL to many of these young people. And they AIN’T getting married anytime soon. So they tell me.

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  18. Roscoe P. Soultrane

    August 23rd, 2012

    Communist countries have low birthrates. We just finally caught up to 1970s Eastern Europe.

    Suh-weet!

    Not like the birthrate for cracka-ass crackas had been all that good before The Messiah took power, anyway.

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  19. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 23rd, 2012

    That picture looks suspiciously like shuckin’ an’ jivin’. How he git away wid dat?

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  20. Strike-Anywhere Ukulele

    August 23rd, 2012

    Probably just a natural biological response to not wanting to bring a child into the world if there’s a chance that baby killer might get elected to another term.
    Romney will bring in a new baby boom.

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  21. Aidan

    August 23rd, 2012

    “… Americans are having fewer babies since Obama took office.” Why? Simple. You can only get fucked so much.

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