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MOSCOW (AP) — Russian investigators say a woman in East Siberia has strangled an elderly neighbor to death with her bra.

The Investigative Committee in Buryatia said in a statement on Tuesday that the 26-year-old woman from the town of Zakamensk, just miles north off the border with Mongolia, has been charged with murder.

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[SNIP]  I hear she’s currently residing in cell block double D

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  1. Chalupa

    August 22nd, 2012

    Her neighbor Victoria blabbed about it – she couldn’t keep a secret….

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  2. Moxie Man

    August 22nd, 2012

    I’d say she had a “very powerful chemical reaction.”

    We men will never understand.

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  3. BigFurHat

    August 22nd, 2012

    They caught her confession on a concealed under wire.

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  4. BigFurHat

    August 22nd, 2012

    She was simply trying to lift and separate the old man’s head from his neck.

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  5. norman einstein

    August 22nd, 2012

    It obviously wasn’t a “Living Bra”.

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  6. norman einstein

    August 22nd, 2012

    Why didn’t she just use a Bullet Bra, like Madge’s?

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  7. Moxie Man

    August 22nd, 2012

    Mooshele’s bra could barely cause a flesh wound.

    Her Boob Belt, on the other hand, could take down a line of Chick Fil-A customers with one fell swoop.

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  8. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 22nd, 2012

    It’s a Wonder that the bra was such an effective weapon.

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  9. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 22nd, 2012

    The woman used her hollow points.

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  10. Anonymous

    August 22nd, 2012

    I heard her neck was caught in the headlights

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  11. dba...vagabond trader

    August 22nd, 2012

    Death by Maidenform.

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  12. Bayou Bartholomew Barrio Boozers

    August 22nd, 2012

    If she had hid in the bushes and used it as a sling shot she might not have been caught.

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  13. luxury gift

    August 23rd, 2012

    Last year, Burberry allowed customers to shop straight from the catwalk.

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