» News
Baptits
UFO Religion Seeks Topless Women for Missouri Rally
Free your breasts, and your mind will follow. Such is the mantra of GoTopless.org, an offshoot of a religious movement tied to UFOs that is bringing its fight for bare breasts to mid-Missouri later this month.
“When a woman takes her top off in public, there’s a chemical reaction in her brain that is very powerful,” explains Donna Newman, a Raelian priest and spokeswoman for GoTopless.org. “It’s something men will never understand. We want it written into the Constitution that women should be allowed to go shirt-free in public. We were human beings before we’re gendered.”
Newman hopes dozens of women will join the cause August 26 at a rally in Columbia’s Peace Park. She says GoTopless has already been in touch with Columbia’s police department and received assurances that the group won’t be breaking any laws. The city reportedly has no ordinance on women going topless.
“This is about human rights and freedom,” says Newman, downplaying GoTopless’ association with the Raelian Movement — a religion that believes extraterrestrials created mankind. “It is not a recruitment drive [for the religion].”
Chalupa
August 22nd, 2012
Well, it is the Show Me State….
dapenguin in Alaska
August 22nd, 2012
thanks Fur,
You always help us to keep abreast of the latest fads.
Moxie Man
August 22nd, 2012
Mooshelle’s application was rejected. Her chemical reaction went to her ass cheeks.
tripseven
August 22nd, 2012
“When a woman takes her top off in public, there’s a chemical reaction in her brain that is very powerful,”…“It’s something men will never understand.”
Oh we understand alright…in case ya didn’t NOTICE.
Stranded in Sonoma
August 22nd, 2012
So, a chemical reaction happens in women when they go topless and a hemoglobin reaction happens in men when they see the topless women. We understand just fine, dearie.
Zonga
August 22nd, 2012
Will women without breasts be invited?
Roscoe P. Soultrane
August 22nd, 2012
So long as certain minimum aesthetic standards are maintained, I have no problem with this, so long as video is made available.
celina
August 22nd, 2012
This is a great inspiring article. I am pretty much pleased with your good work. You put really very helpful information. Keep it up. Keep blogging. Looking to reading your next post.
Michigan online local business directory
Christina Applegate and Ann Jillian
August 22nd, 2012
@Zonga: “Will women without breasts be invited?”
Yeah, iquiring minds wanna know!
Zonga
August 22nd, 2012
Breast cancer survivors, double mastectomy.
eternal cracker p
August 22nd, 2012
Interesting that 1/4 of their products for sale are T-Shirts.
Czar of Defenestration
August 22nd, 2012
Can I get a “Hallelujah!”
Weldor
August 22nd, 2012
I’m in.
Horrorman18
August 22nd, 2012
So strippers have been merely trying to create this “chemical reaction” all this time…
Horrorman18
August 22nd, 2012
Would wet t-shirt contests be considered a “chemical reaction” tease?…just sayin’
bob
August 22nd, 2012
As a red-blooded male this is a movement that I can definitely support.
By the way, THE gotopless.org LINK IS NSFW.
Strike-Anywhere Ukulele
August 22nd, 2012
I always wanted to live in a country where the women go topless. But I’d settle for making every Wednesday Bra-Day at work. And if the ladies want the extra zing, they can take the bra off any time and I can guarantee there won’t be many complaints from the men. They will probably all show up to work on time that day too.
Xavier
August 22nd, 2012
CNN: New Madrid residents preparing for boobquake.
Johnny Freedom
August 22nd, 2012
If you go to the link one of their flash images (no pun intended) on top is of Obama wearing a bra. Good stuff, that.
Libra
August 22nd, 2012
GOT MILK?
Jack Daniels
August 22nd, 2012
You know, a few years back, in Ottawa, city council waited until no men were present at the meeting and passed a law that allowed women to go topless in public.
There were one or two that did so after the law was passed, but trust me, you did not want to see these women topless.
The funny thing is their argument was that the breasts are not sexual objects and if men are permitted to go topless then so should women.
At the same time, if you were to go and touch one of these women’s breasts, were they topless, you would be charged for sexual assault.
i mean really?
August 22nd, 2012
crazy akin supporter
tripseven
August 22nd, 2012
Why limit such an event to Missouri.
Maybe BFH could have one right here on iOTW?
Just kidding…sorta
Bayou Bartholomew Barrio Boozers
August 22nd, 2012
Now if Romney really wants to win the election, this is the ticket right here. No topless restrictions in any state if they vote for him.
Landslide victory!