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  1. grayscape

    August 21st, 2012

    Why is Mr. teleprompter being racist?

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  2. Cynic

    August 21st, 2012

    That picture is begging for something to be Photoshopped onto it.

    Spongebob? Forrest Gump? Goatse?

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  3. MaryfromMarin

    August 21st, 2012

    Indisputable proof: we have a blockhead for POTUS.

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  4. GregGS

    August 21st, 2012

    Forward into the blind spot.

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  5. hanoverfist

    August 21st, 2012

    You can STILL see his ears.

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  6. dtm

    August 21st, 2012

    Living proof that once again a picture is worth a thousand words.

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  7. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 21st, 2012

    Someone should make an animated GIF with the face behind the teleprompter starting off with Marx and then proceeding to Woodrow Wilson, Lenin, Mussolini, Stalin, Hitler, FDR, Mao, Kim, Castro, Che, Pol Pot, Ceauşescu, and Mugabe. Then finish with Zero. Make sure they all have that haughty “gazing into the future” socialist look on their faces. When you get to the picture of Obama, have the text change to some Marxist, Leninist, Socialist dogma.

    I can see November from my polling place.

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  8. Twellsy

    August 21st, 2012

    That is exactly what he is. An empty slate that people can make into whatever they want.

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  9. chhr01

    August 21st, 2012

    And to think folks believed the talk that Obama was going to not use his teleprompter during the campaign. Oh yea, I forgot, that was just before he opened his mouth in VA about what American’s did or didn’t build. My bad, Obampter kidney stays.

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  10. jus sayin yo

    August 21st, 2012

    Spooge-Bobbin Dickhead

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  11. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 21st, 2012

    An empty head for an empty suit.

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  12. Carlos The Jackal

    August 21st, 2012

    Gumby and Pokey need to kick some blockhead ass!

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  13. Plain Jane

    August 21st, 2012

    “Testa quadrata” was a put down in Italian when I was a kid growing up in our town’s Little Italy. Seems appropriate for this president.

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  14. TexMark

    August 21st, 2012

    “I’m here to see the Wizard and ask him for a brain and a head to put it in.”

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  15. TexMark

    August 21st, 2012

    The teleprompter must have malfunctioned. O’Bama has that blank look again!

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  16. the aardvark

    August 21st, 2012

    Some should put a yellow smiley face on it like on the people of Walmart website.

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  17. Bob M.

    August 21st, 2012

    The TIC!!! Parasitic, blood-sucking, and practically invisible! :oops:

    (teleprompter-in-chief)

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  18. Buffalobob

    August 21st, 2012

    This is Moshell’s anti Jack In The Box add.

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  19. Bob M.

    August 21st, 2012

    Uh-oh! His WHITE half is showing again! :oops:

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  20. IronyCurtain

    August 21st, 2012

    Sums up his presidency in one photo.

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  21. Corona

    August 21st, 2012

    Obama finally found his mark.

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  22. Dr. Tar

    August 21st, 2012

    Best picture I’ve seen of him all year.

    I look forward to seeing his Presidency in the rear view mirror come Novemeber.

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  23. ForExample

    August 21st, 2012

    Teleprompter in Chief.

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  24. Ma Deuce

    August 21st, 2012

    Cover photo for next edition of Newsweek – in effort to boost dismal circulation.

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  25. Frosteetoes

    August 21st, 2012

    Block head. lol

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  26. Strike-Anywhere Ukulele

    August 21st, 2012

    Pecker Ball Square Head.

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  27. Sheriff JW Pepper

    August 21st, 2012

    (Sheriff JW Pepper, stepping in for Genl Ripper)

    By the power invested in me, I hereby do commandeer this post and all the fonts and letters within.

    BFH – President Teleprompter’s placard shows FORWARD. I know you really hate, Hate, HATE auto-start clips. Well, why don’t you Photoshop a placard that reads REVERSE/ PAUSE/ FORWARD?

    Now where’s my cousin, Billy Bob? He’s probably down to the crawfish boil at the neigbors.

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  28. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    August 21st, 2012

    I hope it says, “I’M DROPPING OUT OF THE RACE”

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  29. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    August 21st, 2012

    Or, “VOTE FOR MITT!”

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  30. Hybrid Lemon

    August 21st, 2012

    Who photoshopped the American Flag into the picture?

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  31. Katechon

    August 21st, 2012

    Cuz it’s an ICONIC photo, ie a truth-revealing photo.

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  32. berlet98

    August 22nd, 2012

    Who’s Yo Daddy, Barry?

    A blurb for a dvd titled “Dreams from My Real Father, a Story of Reds and Deception” directed by filmmaker Joel Gilbert attracted my attention since so many of the supposed details published in Barack Hussein Obama’s two memoirs have been proven to be either imaginative fabrications or outright lies.

    Furthermore, the authorship of both Dreams from My Father (1995, 2004) and The Audacity of Hope (2006) has been called into question by highly reputable textual and publishing fraud experts who strongly suspect Bill Ayers and other Obamabuddies wrote what our president claims he wrote.

    Compound their doubts with the commonsensical queries of whether a 34 year old would write a memoir or how a 45 year old would have the time to compose a 403 page book while serving as Illinois state senator and campaigning to become a United States senator and president without significant assistance and the issues of Obama’s credibility and honesty are called into question.

    Gilbert’s challenging Obama’s true parentage merely adds yet another strange fillip to the many mysteries concerning the background, education, and philosophical motivations of the most mysterious and easily the scariest president in American history.

    The “Dreams from My Real Father” website, http://tiny.cc/3pmdjw, outlines what may best be described as an appeal to the American electorate to stand up and take notice of the grave mistake made four years ago and the far more severe gravity of repeating that mistake on November 6th.

    The documentary traces the career of the youthful Occidental College Marxist to and through evidently photo-shopped pictures depicting him with his white mother who oddly sports a large, black right hand where her small, white right hand should be.

    “Dreams from My Real Father” also alleges Barry’s mom Stanley Ann Dunham worked as an amateur porno queen during her younger years, an outrageous charge to make except for the inclusion of a video and still photos featuring a woman who if not Stanley Ann bears a remarkable resemblance to her. . .
    (Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=27708.)

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  33. Barry's Daddy

    August 22nd, 2012

    “Who’s Yo Daddy, Barry?”

    I AM. :P

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  34. The Doktor

    August 22nd, 2012

    @Twellsy – The Tabula rasa prezdint!

    Some really great ideas here! the GIF file inserts are the best!

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  35. Reagan Youth

    August 22nd, 2012

    The AP won’t release it because the White House has issued a fatwa forbidding any disparaging depiction of the Prophet Obama.

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  36. Noodengr

    August 22nd, 2012

    Stranded in Sonama. great idea but with public the state of pubic education these days most folks seeing the progession of historical figures would have no idea who they were even if there were names under each as they popped up.

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  37. eyecmore

    August 23rd, 2012

    I had to photochop this…… 2funny4words lol http://www.eyecmore.com/2012/08/23/spoofed-obama-teleprompter-gif-satire/

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