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Man Tries To Carjack Car Containing 3 Law Enforcement Officers
We all know that criminals aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed, but this guy really takes the cake. This isn’t a self defense story, but it was too good not to post.
According to WAFB in LA, Joshua Adam Carter, 25, of Princeton, LA tried to carjack an unmarked police car. Unbeknownst to Carter the car contained a LA State Trooper, a Sheriff’s deputy, and a police officer. Needless to say the three officers were able to easily apprehend the suspect.
Unneutral
August 21st, 2012
LMAO is an understatement.
scribble
August 21st, 2012
If Chicago, New York, etc. had conceal/carry the result of every car jacking could end the same.
Bad Brad
August 21st, 2012
If I were a Car Jacker, rule number 1 would be always avoid the Crown Vics, just saying.
AngelEm
August 21st, 2012
*facepalm*
Xavier
August 21st, 2012
First thing the inmates in jail ask is, “watcha in fer?” and if you lie, the guards will tell them the truth.
This one’s going to be waaaay down on the pecking order.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
August 21st, 2012
“D’Oh!”
Sheriff JW Pepper
August 21st, 2012
(Sheriff JW Pepper, substituting for General Ripper)
By the power invested in me, I hereby do commandeer this post and all the fonts and letters within. And this means YOU, smartass (ptoo!)
This perp asked to borrow a state trooper’s veeeeeeeehicle? What a dumbass! This happened in Shreveport; he must be from the north (Arkansas) or from the west (Texas). Evabody from Louisiana know – don’t fuck with the State Troopers…..you might knock powdered sugar from the donut onto their uniform.
Sheriff JW Pepper
/end transmission
Anonymous
August 21st, 2012
I’m surprised he didn’t escape while the three officers were laughing themselves silly.
Col. Angus
August 21st, 2012
Lots of recommended reading at the site linked in post. Glad you posted it.
Cynic
August 21st, 2012
Dem operatives were seen trying to register him to vote.
IronyCurtain
August 21st, 2012
Unfortunately, it doesn’t end with “…after trying to choke one of the officers the savage was killed in a hail of bullets..” but it still gave me a smile.
Dano
August 21st, 2012
And yet ANOTHER Obama voter goes DOWN FOR THE COUNT! Bitch!
Strike-Anywhere Ukulele
August 21st, 2012
That will be one day those cops will never forget and an example of criminal stupidity of textbook quality.
LOL!
I’m gonna send this to a police officer.. Maybe all the city cops here will start reading IOTW.
Now you’re talkin’! On the job with iOTW. – Irony
Albert "Gib" Gibson
August 21st, 2012
Ballsy. Stupid, but ballsy.
Poonces
August 21st, 2012
Of all the bars to walk into…
Stranded in Sonoma
August 21st, 2012
If it weren’t for him being a schumuck, I would have sworn he was meshugeneh.
RANDO
August 21st, 2012
“That boy ain’t right!”
nordberg
August 21st, 2012
time to make the donuts…
with a full bottle in front of me, i swear i’d rather carjack a buncha cops than jack…
Strike-Anywhere Ukulele
August 22nd, 2012
I like the stories about armed citizens better because they don’t have the same restrictions as cops. Saves a lot of money in court costs and room & board in prison too. Tax payers have to pay for this joke, but it’s still damn funny.
GW Bear
August 22nd, 2012
I’ve seen smarter expressions on a cantaloupe.