As the winner of Moose’s contest. Michael Lakind peered over his “Yummy Cabbage Sloppy Joes,” baked zucchini “fries,” kale “chips” and salad of quinoa, black beans and corn, and answered a reporter’s question.
‘What’s your favorite food?”
“STEAK,” said Lakind, as he held his cabbage sloppy joe.
Heh - What Was the Winner of Moo's Healthy Lunchtime Challenge Answer When Asked What His Favorite Food Was?
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beachmom
August 21st, 2012
They probably all left there hungry and asked Mom to stop at McDonald’s.
obfusecatenot
August 21st, 2012
Moooo! God Bless! I agree Michael! My husband owns a cattle ranch, we eat because humans consume beef! It’s whats for dinner! Cabbage is a great side dish! Add some cheese to your cabbage and it’s delish! But cheese comes from cows too!
Plain Jane
August 21st, 2012
Obfusecatenot, please tell me how you combine cheese and cabbage. Love them individually, but have no recipe for that.
God bless cattle ranchers. Love their product.
hanoverfist
August 21st, 2012
“….and then little Michael Lakind was never heard from or seen again.”
-The End
Sarge
August 21st, 2012
Recipes for the food stamp president who wants the kids to eat healthy food while Moochele orders lobsters.
Tim
August 21st, 2012
Poor Michael, he’ll prolly never be heard from again … the Moose will turn him over to Harry Reid …
scribble
August 21st, 2012
Home schooled.
RickeyG
August 21st, 2012
How did he win anyway? Sounds and looks like a honky Anglo…did he put $3 in the OFA tip jar?
Boobie the Rocket Dog
August 21st, 2012
RED MEAT!! GRRRR!!
serfer62
August 21st, 2012
I stick with the 3 basic food groups
Beef
Pork
Lamd
although sometimes for salad I’ll have chicken
Stranded in Sonoma
August 21st, 2012
@serfer62 — According to what my kids eat when not at home, there are only two basic food groups — sugar and preservatives.
And why do I forsee a door being kicked-in by Mooshell’s food police while Michael and his family are eating a steak dinner? He and his family should keep their warm clothes next to the shovels for when they are herded off to the train station heading for the re-education camp. Lots of cabbage and beets!
Dr. Tar
August 21st, 2012
I’d sure love to see video of Mooseshell downing her own cabbage sloppy joes and zucchini fries.
Imagine the look on her face as she tries to pretend to actually eat this stuff regularly her self.
@ Plain Jane
Speaking of regular – mixing cheese and cabbage is what we would call in this household a binary fuel combination. Its guaranteed to have explosive results. Mix in some aged sour kraut and you’ll know what regular is all about.
norman einstein
August 21st, 2012
@Dr. Tar, “Imagine the look on her face as she tries to pretend to actually eat this stuff regularly herself.”
I don’t think even progtards are stupid enough to believe she got that Clydesdale arse from eating kale and compost burgers.
Way to go, kid.
Mikey will ANYTHING, as long as it’s steak!
All American
August 21st, 2012
There are only THREE (3) food groups:
Sugar
Salts
fats
EVERYthing else is just nutrition.
The above groups are beautifuly merged as chocolate covered bacon. Perfect for mohamed day treats!
Roscoe P. Soultrane
August 21st, 2012
Kid looks like a playa. He’ll eat a steak, or a fine bitch.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
August 21st, 2012
I haven’t seen that woman eat anything but junk so far.
WTG little kid. Haha!
Toaster
August 21st, 2012
Finally Mooshelle aka Lord of The Fries gets some honesty from someone.
F.D.R. in Hell
August 21st, 2012
Have you seen photographs of those zucchini fries?
They look like what Fala left in Hyde Park every afternoon.
Yuck!
Hybrid Lemon
August 21st, 2012
I just submitted my recipe for Blue Waffles to Michelle.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
August 21st, 2012
Hybrid Lemon, Don’t make me go looking at that Blue Waffles link, PLEASE. lol
Friend of the family
August 21st, 2012
Michelle, you Fatass, carnivore eating, junk food whore, take your commie, people’s, vegetarian diet and shove it up your ass (and your cunt while your at it–might as well have some fun), once and for all! Have a nice day.
Dano
August 21st, 2012
People with big f**king ASSES, like Mooo, should F**K OFF!