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Question: Can Being Slapped on the Back While Making a Face Freeze That Face Forever?

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  1. BWSEATTLE

    August 21st, 2012

    ONLY if you’re patting YOURSELF on the back ;P

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  2. Team TEA

    August 21st, 2012

    Why so mad Mooshelle? America must be getting another gold medal.

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  3. BILL

    August 21st, 2012

    she looks like she has her “planet of the apes” makeup on!

    man she is fuggly!

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  4. BILL

    August 21st, 2012

    Don’t ever doubt that obama is gay.

    His faggot body doesn’t contain enough testosterone to take that on!

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  5. Anonymous

    August 21st, 2012

    Nah, she’s got her laser-like focus on
    (insert any type food) vendor that’s all.

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  6. Anonymous

    August 21st, 2012

    The “I squished mah nutz” face.

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  7. bitterclinger

    August 21st, 2012

    Slapped on the back? Heck, I know people who’d volunteer to slap her in the front, on the side, the top, etc.

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  8. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 21st, 2012

    Mrs. Bitterman

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  9. Noodengr

    August 21st, 2012

    i have no idea how someone with all the perks that come with living on my taxes in luxury can go around with a perpetual skowl all the time.
    It must have to be pretty miserable in life to pull that off. but she manages too so maybe she is as sick of barry as many Americans are.

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  10. Jackie

    August 21st, 2012

    She’s ugly no matter how you look at her.

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  11. Unneutral

    August 21st, 2012

    The face only a mother could love and I understand her mother was blind.

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  12. Ty Coon

    August 21st, 2012

    Looks like someone who knows cabbage sloppy joes are on the menu for dinner.

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  13. David Attenborough

    August 21st, 2012

    And so, by a process of trial and error, the large female learns to avoid sour persimmons.

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  14. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 21st, 2012

    She’s just trying to manipulate that piece of cabbage out from between her back teeth.
    Stupid cabbage burgers… dayum.

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  15. C.

    August 21st, 2012

    Moochelle asks as if the answer is YES.

    So, let’s not comment whenever she looks with disdain at our flag or a at a non-black child or at a person with integrity.

    It’s not her fault, someone slapped her.

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  16. Carlos The Jackal

    August 21st, 2012

    Channeling the “Church Lady”?
    “Hmmm, I don’t no who that could be….mayybe… SATAN!!??”

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  17. Strike-Anywhere Ukulele

    August 21st, 2012

    I’ve seen that look plenty of times. Just can’t figure out if it’s Beechnut, RedMan, or Bull of the Woods.

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  18. Hybrid Lemon

    August 21st, 2012

    That mouth looks like a Blue Waffle.
    Look it up.

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  19. captiva

    August 21st, 2012

    Careful, they make that look right before they throw their poop at you.

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  20. IronyCurtain

    August 21st, 2012

    Every time I see that face I warm up to the burqa just a little bit more.

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  21. mkultra

    August 21st, 2012

    Ugh. Why can’t this awful creature just learn to smile pleasantly? She looks like that thing Ripley went after with a flamethrower in Aliens.

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  22. mkultra

    August 21st, 2012

    I think moochie was actually going for this look:
    http://tinyurl.com/9u295tl

    Epic fail.

    She ended up with this instead:
    http://tinyurl.com/92vu3q4

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  23. jbee

    August 22nd, 2012

    Say all the nice things you want !! But she is still the *head POS In the World !!!TY…

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