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Obama’s Food Weaknesses
AP
The first lady tells the site what her family’s food weaknesses are.
For Malia, it’s juice: Her mom has suggested she cut back by drinking water or mixing it with seltzer. And for Barack, it’s chips with salsa and guacamole – or nuts, like peanuts, almonds and pecans. “He kind of shakes them in one hand and creates, like, a little dispenser with his index finger where he can just pop them in his mouth. And I kind of imitate him when he does that. But he’s a nut guy. That’s what he’s munching on all the time.”
As for the first lady? “French fries, which is good because you can’t just have french fries around, so that’s helpful,” she says. “But if there are french fries in the vicinity, I’m done. It’s over.”
Anonymous
August 21st, 2012
So Mooshell has confirmed that Barry is a nut muncher?
dba...vagabond trader
August 21st, 2012
Unsettling.Group confessions. Like those poor slobs who begged Saddam Hussein forgiveness, then taken out back and executed.
mkultra
August 21st, 2012
If moochie would wear high heels, her knuckles probably wouldn’t get scraped up so bad.
Bad Brad
August 21st, 2012
You are what you eat.
O/T. Drudge is reporting Biden is going to attend the GOP convention. Is the weird or what.
hanoverfist
August 21st, 2012
..He kind of shakes them in one hand… he can just pop them in his mouth…..he’s a nut guy….
Come on guys didnt Reggie Love really write this?
CrustyB
August 21st, 2012
Should I dress up like a giant vagina and hold a “Stay out of my pantry” sign?
Chalupa
August 21st, 2012
Academia nuts are Barry’s favorites.
chico escuela
August 21st, 2012
She should try the Waffle Fries at Chick Fil A.
They’re Great!
F.D.R. in Hell
August 21st, 2012
My favorite snack was a little shell-coated chocolate drop called M & M. They came in cardboard tubes. Delightful.
Bruce Murrie and Forrest Mars were partners in the M & M business during the war.
Moxie Man
August 21st, 2012
“Somtimes I feel like a nut … or two”
even steven
August 21st, 2012
I highly recommend that she and Barry try a nice, big rhubarb leaf salad.
I strongly advise anyone else NOT to try it, though. Seriously.
Anonymous
August 21st, 2012
She’s so fat, when she rides in the presidential limo she turns it into a lo-rider.
norman einstein
August 21st, 2012
“But he’s a nut guy.” Hehehe!
Who would have guessed that Moose had a sense of humor?
captiva
August 21st, 2012
Don’t forget giant flabby arms and thunder thighs
norman einstein
August 21st, 2012
That “fat ass – tiny head” warning graphic is good…
…but this one might be more effective.
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?s=michelle+bathing+suit
bob
August 21st, 2012
Hey, I’m a nut guy too. My drug of choice is planters dry roasted. There are no substitutes. And no-salt is not an option. That’s just wrong. I also like potato chips. Lays KC Masterpiece bbq chips are … wait, we’re not talking about THOSE kind of nuts… (red face)
Noelegy
August 21st, 2012
Once again, she displays her ignorance of nutrition. Nuts and guacamole aren’t food “weaknesses.” They are good fats. Of course, you should probably limit the amount of chips you eat with the guacamole, but there’s nothing wrong with those foods. They definitely aren’t on a level with french fries.
Carlos The Jackal
August 21st, 2012
If your toned forearms sideswipe your hips as you walk, you may be a linebacker.
Or a sasquatch.
Roscoe P. Soultrane
August 21st, 2012
So Barack fingers nuts and pops them in his mouth? Well, just knock me over with a feather!
Ma Deuce
August 21st, 2012
Obama has taken more balls to his chin than Yogi Berra.
Mooch’s admission of obvious passion for fries is first time she has ever told the truth.
berlet98
August 22nd, 2012
Forget Food: Who’s Yo Daddy, Barry?
A blurb for a dvd titled “Dreams from My Real Father, a Story of Reds and Deception” directed by filmmaker Joel Gilbert attracted my attention since so many of the supposed details published in Barack Hussein Obama’s two memoirs have been proven to be either imaginative fabrications or outright lies.
Furthermore, the authorship of both Dreams from My Father (1995, 2004) and The Audacity of Hope (2006) has been called into question by highly reputable textual and publishing fraud experts who strongly suspect Bill Ayers and other Obamabuddies wrote what our president claims he wrote.
Compound their doubts with the commonsensical queries of whether a 34 year old would write a memoir or how a 45 year old would have the time to compose a 403 page book while serving as Illinois state senator and campaigning to become a United States senator and president without significant assistance and the issues of Obama’s credibility and honesty are called into question.
Gilbert’s challenging Obama’s true parentage merely adds yet another strange fillip to the many mysteries concerning the background, education, and philosophical motivations of the most mysterious and easily the scariest president in American history.
The “Dreams from My Real Father” website, http://tiny.cc/3pmdjw, outlines what may best be described as an appeal to the American electorate to stand up and take notice of the grave mistake made four years ago and the far more severe gravity of repeating that mistake on November 6th.
The documentary traces the career of the youthful Occidental College Marxist to and through evidently photo-shopped pictures depicting him with his white mother who oddly sports a large, black right hand where her small, white right hand should be.
“Dreams from My Real Father” also alleges Barry’s mom Stanley Ann Dunham worked as an amateur porno queen during her younger years, an outrageous charge to make except for the inclusion of a video and still photos featuring a woman who if not Stanley Ann bears a remarkable resemblance to her. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=27708.)
Major Mal function
August 22nd, 2012
Now there’s a warning label I can get behind.
Major Mal function
August 22nd, 2012
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/winner-michelle-obamas-healthy-lunchtime-challenge-says-his-favorite-food-steak
But when an NBC reporter asked what his favorite food is, Preezy Obama was quick to respond – “tube steak.”
jbee
August 22nd, 2012
I hope that will be the last I see of that fat ass bitch, just keep walking !!!