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Partial Schedule — Charlotte, N.C.2012 Democratic National Convention

Prime Time Saturday
4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America ” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM – Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world” – Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM –Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson; seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job.”

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» 17 Comments

  1. Adrienne

    August 21st, 2012

    Now that’s funny!

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  2. Poonces

    August 21st, 2012

    5:00PM – Call to prayer with your ass in the air.

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  3. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 21st, 2012

    GOTTA go to the “see the rest” link. It’ll make your day.

    One problem: the Pledge of Allegiance photo hould have had Obama hiding behind the TelePrompTer rather than the general.

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  4. Team TEA

    August 21st, 2012

    Clever! My compliments to the author.

    Don’t forget on the hour, every hour: pin-the-darts-on- Rush Limbaugh Sarah Palin Paul Ryan Conservative/TEA Party Superstar DuJour

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  5. Noodengr

    August 21st, 2012

    Team Tea and on the quarter hour a chant by all the delegates… ” it’s all Bush’s fault”

    Thanks to whoever wrote this very good chuckle to break the morning up.

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  6. TexMark

    August 21st, 2012

    They should mention that Kerry Gauthier will be hosting a petting zoo in Barney Frank’s room. Young, teenage boys will be eligible to recieve a commemorative leadership medal.

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  7. Xavier

    August 21st, 2012

    Don’t forget Hillary’s drunken dance & grope at Uptown Cabaret.

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  8. John Bruno

    August 21st, 2012

    That’s so funny and at:

    5:00 PM: Truth or Dare with Sandra Fluke
    5:30 PM: Debbie Wasserman Schultz on how to
    attract a man and keep him under control
    6:00 PM: Dance Tutorial with Hillary Clinton

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  9. ThisObamaNation

    August 21st, 2012

    Antidotal evidence STRONGLY suggests that Obama may be planning to retain power by ‘any means necessary.’

    Please read and consider this article.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/08/will_obama_keep_power_by_any_means_necessary.html

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  10. Unneutral

    August 21st, 2012

    8:15 instructions on how to own a house, 2 cars and a big screen t.v. without really trying.

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  11. Maudie N Mandeville

    August 21st, 2012

    9:20am: 12 year old blond actress starring in skit with abortion doctor about how easy and quick an abortion is.

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  12. Noodengr

    August 21st, 2012

    Remember the woman from 4 years ago that was on camera saying thanks to obuma she would not have to pay for such and such enymore?
    Maybe they could have her share what she has spent her money on since he got in office.
    higher gas prices… food prices… the list goes on and on.

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  13. Pamalou

    August 21st, 2012

    That’s Peggy Joseph!

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  14. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 21st, 2012

    3:55 PM — Everyone is silenced for the playing of their national anthem — The Internationale.

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  15. Zonga

    August 21st, 2012

    23:40

    Charlotte Mechlenburg police deploy Taser shotguns

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  16. Bob M.

    August 21st, 2012

    I grew up 45 minutes north of Charlotte. Now I’m embarrassed to admit it… :oops:

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  17. Anonymous

    August 21st, 2012

    dumb ass hat

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