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From C. Steven Tucker, who says, for those not yet sure how ignorant our opposition is. Posted at MoveOn… right off a cliff org.

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  1. Will Profit

    August 20th, 2012

    So, even retards are being recruited to spew the White House line in these piece of shit vids?

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  2. Edith McCrotch

    August 20th, 2012

    Well they are right about the first agenda.

    Defeat Obama…

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  3. Marq

    August 20th, 2012

    Seems to be the same strategy Obama’s team is using–they’re just mad it isn’t working for them!

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  4. Will Profit

    August 20th, 2012

    Wait a second! I knew I recognized her. She was in a GOP video…no, I’m wrong…it was a porn video and her co star was a donkey. That’s probably why I thought it was a GOP vid. Nope, it was definitely her in a porn video. I don’t remember the name of the movie but…well…the donkey didn’t have many lines. Yep, It was her. It had to be her because I say so and she hasn’t even attempted to contact me and try to prove it wasn’t her. So that’s all the proof I need to go ahead and post in a public forum what I believe I think I know about her.
    Cheers,
    Will Profit

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  5. Hawaiian

    August 20th, 2012

    I saw that when a Facebook “friend” of mine shared it. In her comments section I replied with a YouTube vid on how to make your own tinfoil hat.

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  6. Xavier

    August 20th, 2012

    My that young African-American was articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy – with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.

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  7. Geoff C.

    August 20th, 2012

    She’s got Pelosi lips, can’t trust her. I am voting for the other guy I don’t care who he is.

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  8. Drew

    August 20th, 2012

    So even the koolaid drinkers now admit that the Liberal Congress of the later Bush years is to blame for the financial collapse? @1:24

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  9. michellesbigbeaver

    August 20th, 2012

    The fact that the comments section of this video on it’s YouTube site is closed says everything you need to know about these cowardly lying hacks.

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  10. chiefillinicake

    August 20th, 2012

    Call me old fashioned, but I’ll accept my “facts” from now on from, say, non-wacky fucking redhead hosebags and confused, besotted octoroon males.

    Call me crazy, but it always worked for us prior to 2008.

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  11. Moe Tom

    August 20th, 2012

    I watched the entire thing. Thinking what a BJ mouth. Whadda you think Greyscape?

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  12. Bad Brad

    August 20th, 2012

    Made it to .32 seconds. When ever I see this shit I just feel like I’m being backed into a corner. And that’s a bad thing to do. Sooner or later that scorched earth policy has some validity.

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  13. Friend of the family

    August 20th, 2012

    Where’s the white guy?

    Nope. Always the oppressed woman and neglected negro. Who’s dividing who in this country? KMMFA.

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  14. old_oaks

    August 20th, 2012

    Is this for real?

    I knew progs were stupid, but this just created a sub-basement.

    1.) WTF is a “prong?”

    2.) The next preezy-fo-shizzle might get to place 3 SC justices… SO WHY SHOULD I WANT RETARDS LIKE YOU & ODUMBLER MAKING THOSE 3 DECISIONS?

    I’m thinking the country has slipped further than I originally thought. Now go make me some counter-prongs bitch and lose the Canadian.

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  15. ddiddly

    August 20th, 2012

    I lasted 1:02. God these people are stupid.

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  16. Badco

    August 20th, 2012

    So sorry… 35 seconds was all I could handle. But at least I tried ;-)

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  17. Vinny

    August 20th, 2012

    I couldn’t make it past the 2:01 mark. What a bunch of tards, or as I’ve seen BFH say before, twatwaffles! Haha, I love that, twatwaffles!

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  18. Friend of the family

    August 20th, 2012

    @Bad Brad

    I think you lasted longer than me. Need a mop? I’ll be back, got to get fresh water in the bucket. Greed is good; so is rage.

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  19. Moe Tom

    August 20th, 2012

    The show is made for watchers of “The View”. Ophra.American Idol. CNN,MSNBC. and whateverthefuckyoucanimagineontvtoday.I’mdointobeddrunkagainandverypissedoffattheworld.

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  20. CrustyB

    August 20th, 2012

    I tried to count the lies but I ran out of fingers and toes in the first 15 seconds.

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  21. Unslung Hero

    August 20th, 2012

    Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is lifelong. (dave brickner 1985)

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  22. Bad Brad

    August 20th, 2012

    Friend of the family,

    As you probably know, but I’ll repeat for clarity. I live in Northern Cali. I just don’t see this guy getting re elected. He’s hated here and he’s making a bad habit of shooting himself in the weener. Endorsing Gay Marriage, will have an impact on the Black and Hispanic vote, insulting service men and women will have a negative impact on the that vote. Sometime I think the Russians didn’t train his dumb ass all that well.

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  23. Lisl

    August 20th, 2012

    LOL, that was awesome! I had a long day and needed a really good laugh. Only problem is I couldn’t decide which was the funniest line. Maybe, “Who vetted this guy?”

    Or the talk about voter suppression.

    Or the complaint about Romney refusing to release his tax records.

    Or that if you tell a lie often enough it will stick.

    Or that to recite all these lines with a straight face requires the most colassally ignorant and selective research methods on the face of the planet.

    Good grief!!

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  24. grayscape

    August 20th, 2012

    @Moe – BJ was all I could think about….. I didn’t hear a word after 2 seconds.

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  25. Moe Tom

    August 20th, 2012

    Greyscape. My Man. Same here.

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  26. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 20th, 2012

    Did those two have a point to make?

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  27. serfer62

    August 21st, 2012

    Jeeeez troops, I almost pushed the start button!

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  28. Right is Right

    August 21st, 2012

    It must be that time again. Obamatrons everywhere!!!

    http://screen.yahoo.com/romney-has-it-30331196.html

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  29. Buffalobob

    August 21st, 2012

    Stupidity is an incurable disease. We need ribbons and wrist bands.

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  30. simply enraged

    August 21st, 2012

    I can’t stand smug, smarmy, truly stupid liars – I couldn’t take more than 47 seconds.

    @ Moe and Grayscape: Nice mouth but not even with yours… some things just aren’t worth doing.

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  31. Xavier

    August 21st, 2012

    It wouldn’t be hard to make a video talking about dead and fictitious voters, SCYTL, the NBPP, Unions, Occupy, and Dream applicants.

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  32. Toaster

    August 21st, 2012

    I couldn’t make it pas past 30 sec of this putrid crap. I have too many lib relatives and friends spouting these lies & fabrications at me to bother voluntarily listening to more of it.

    Although my recent statement of “anybody who votes for that Marxist, America-hating, jug-eared fool in Nov is dead to me….” definitely lowered the amount of pro-0bama propaganda I hear.

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  33. Strike-Anywhere Ukulele

    August 21st, 2012

    I had to stop it at 51 seconds, just ate and I don’t want my dog to see me vomit.
    All the obama campaign money is going into bullshit propaganda. There is no way for him to run on his accomplishments and there is no truth to anything that comes out of his mouth.
    Obama voters are damned fools.

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  34. Strike-Anywhere Ukulele

    August 21st, 2012

    I only made it to 51 because I thought it might be a spoof. Then I started getting that sick feeling like when I found out my X-girlfriend voted for obama. (Short relationship)

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  35. Hybrid Lemon

    August 21st, 2012

    Those lips! Look at those lips!
    The chrome on a trailer hitch couldn’t stand up to the torture from those lips.

    Yeowww!

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  36. Kevin R.

    August 21st, 2012

    It’s all a conspiracy, yadda, yadda, yadda.

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  37. scribble

    August 21st, 2012

    This should be the training film to show why the Dept of Education should be eliminated. I only made it to 1:36 – the ignorance was too overwhelming.

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  38. Bill Clinton

    August 21st, 2012

    I could legitimately rape those lips… Hers, not his

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  39. eternal cracker p

    August 21st, 2012

    I made it almost to the end when they said, “well, let’s call it what it is.. Anyone for Romney is racist.”

    Same thing as, “If you’re not with us, you’re racist.”

    Sure is amazing how they are the ones hung up on race, but us conservatives are the racists. Voter ID and the like is not designed to “limit voting from elderly groups, latinos, or (especially) blacks,” it’s designed to make sure every AMERICAN has the same right as every other AMERICAN.

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  40. ThisObamaNation

    August 21st, 2012

    Antidotal evidence suggests that Obama may be planning to retain power by ‘any means necessary.’

    Please read and consider this article.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/08/will_obama_keep_power_by_any_means_necessary.html

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  41. House of Kell

    August 21st, 2012

    Two things:
    1. “…has anyone vetted him, yet?”—Holy effing shit!!!
    (that one was pretty good for a chuckle)

    But when that stupid, stupid girl said next, #2. “Romney doesn’t seem to want to run on the issues…!”—

    Folks, that was good enough for a deluxe keyboard/ monitor clean-up!!! Coffee went every-fucking-where!!!

    I think both of them are first, IDIOTS and clearly victims of the public schools and second, also graduates of the ‘barry teleprompter school for bigger idiots than I am!’

    (Hint: When reading from a teleprompter, the trick is NOT to move your eyes around so much! IDIOTS!!!)

    Un-fucking-believable!!!

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  42. House of Kell

    August 21st, 2012

    Moe & GreyScape: LOL…I’d think about it but I am always concerned about that whole STD thingy and we will never know exactly where that mouth has been….but, hey….Good luck with it and have fun, hear?

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  43. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 21st, 2012

    For this crowd the video was torture to sit through and listen to the absolute flat-out distortion and lies spewed by these two actors. But then again, we’re not the intended audience.

    For that audience – the Obumphuk voter – it was prog porn.

    (no offense to grayscape and Moe Tom ;) )

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  44. Bill Clinton

    August 21st, 2012

     
  45. RANDO

    August 21st, 2012

    20 sec.
    Cripes.

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  46. muddjuice

    August 21st, 2012

    I watched it all. I feel dirty and I need a shower now. And not because of her supple lips.

    No, because they may actually believe all that crap. How sad. When they have the AHA moment will they hurl themselves off a bridge?

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  47. shotwell

    August 21st, 2012

    “For a man believes what he wants to and disregards the rest”. La La La La La La La Laaaa.

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  48. onetermer

    August 21st, 2012

    I must be glutton for punishment. I watched it all and got rewarded with my daily dose of “all conservatives are racists.” I have to agree that those lips are wonderful.

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  49. Billy Fuster

    August 21st, 2012

    Psychological projection at its finest.

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  50. AbigailAdams

    August 21st, 2012

    Two things: First, I’ve noticed for some several months that polls (any poll) asking about “likeability” is a steady 28%. That, coincidently, is about the same percentage of Progtards in the U.S. Second, the film “2016″ which started out as a limited release is now showing all over the country and in urban locations like the heart of Seattle (downtown) and is garnering rave reviews. It opens on the 24th here and I’ll bet it’s close to sold out in the half dozen theaters where it is being screened. Oh, and third: You can count the number of “Obama/Biden” bumper stickers on one hand here in the Soviet Republic of Seattle. All to say: I think there are a lot of lying D’s who will abstain from voting or vote for Romney in November.

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  51. LyleLovett666

    August 21st, 2012

    Clearly these people are Romney supporters.There could be no other explanation for such a laughable piece of tripe.

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  52. Jethro

    August 21st, 2012

    They just shot their load:

    at 1:24 – IT’S BOOOOOOOOSH’S FAULT!!!!!

    at 1:46 – Rich 1 percenters are pouring money into Romney’s campaign.

    at 2:50 – illegal aliens = POTENTIAL VOTERS!!!

    at 3:35 – especially those of color….

    at 3:42 – RACISTS!!!!!

    And there’s still three months to go before election!

    They did say one (and only one) truth – this election is about the soul and direction of this country for the next 50 years.

    PS (I have to say this) – With those lips I believe she could suck a golfball through a garden hose…

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