Home - by BigFurHat - August 20, 2012 - 12:30 America/New_York - 56 Comments
August 20th, 2012
“My poll numbers are melting! Melting….”
On Columbus’ voyage – You didn’t build those sailboats.
Obama doing his “Republican” impression.
Stage 1 Recto-Cranial Inversion.
“I’m a turtle!”
Where The Wild Things Are, indeed!
The thing on the left wins easily.
GM Car Of The Future
Looks like someone has been driving a Smart car too, too long.
Nice Shopjob, though.
Snowball the Sourpuss
“Dammit, Barry, enough with your creeping socialism and turn the fucking page alread!”
Ah! I’m running out of bullshit! Need refill, quick!
Holy Crap! Is there NO ONE who is brave enough to tell Mooch that her facial expressions betray her inner soul?
This is why my typical white grandmother crossed the street to walk on the otherside.
“You’ll have to forgive Bahrock…he’s a little distracted.
He accidentally saw me in the shower this morning…”
Promotional still from “Freaks” (1932)?
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BTW, does she have that poor dog in a neck scissors?
I’m surprised he hasn’t expired from the…er…fumes.
That’s a button up shirt, Dumb-ass!
our golfer in chief trying to
“get ahead” for his base.
poor bo. he knows he is stuck with these two clowns.
Not enought shirt collar
Quick! Someone sew it up!
Sitting next to her ugly mug, I’m guessing his head isn’t the only thing that’s retracting up into his torso.
That has to be the biggest blackhead I’ve ever seen. Anybody have a “Zit Zapper”?
He took a look at Moose and is experiencing the heartbreak of “shrink factor”.
Happens to both heads. Little known true fact.
He’s trying to be the tough guy with no neck.
I Luv Bacon
The first bush could use a trim.
Carlos The Jackal
So the Jack Jeebs character in Men In Black is REAL!?
Moosh: WTF Bitch! knock it off!
Stirrin the B.S.
Mooch: “you can come outta there when I tell you to, but not before. Now get yo cock suckin, fairy-faced head back under dat shirt, bitch!”
That face he’s married to makes all body parts shrink and hide.
Photo shows she’s wearing a huge black furry boob belt buckle.
That aint the worst wedgee I gave your punk ass.
I just noticed that the ever scowling First Bitch is wearing a pumpkin-orange shirt and grape-purple pants adorned with a piss-yellow sweater! LOLOL!! OMG, she’s gotta be colorblind and, apparently, none on her staff has the balls to tell her to her face. LOL!!
Snowball, maybe we should call her the First Kaleidoscope.
Bet her commando thong is chartreuse.
Mooch: I’ll keep beating you till you head come out yo ass if you touch my cheese burger again.
They can’t hang me if I have no neck!
BO is recreating his birth….in Hawaii. MO is recreating the look of every doctor and nurse in the room when BO was born….in Kenya….
dapenguin in Alaska
Quick give moose a tamale before she bites my head off
ooops too late
Is he sporten a camel toe? I do believe he is.
Ick, Bad Brad, why would you even look there???
Let’s just say I suspected he did have a camel toe, and this confirms it. It make perfect sense, after all Moose has a unit.
My eyes are still burning though.
Look, the shirt is pooping—Ooooooooo.
Is that Bo in the pic? Haven’t seen him in a while and thought maybe he ended up in the Bo-B-Q
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Brad, I’m glad YOU said it.
I was thinking the same thing.
The first time he ever got a little head with Michelle around.
The freaking dog is the only one in that photo with any common sense.
J – “How’d you know his head would grow back?”
K – “It grows back?”
Barry yelled “Bo!” and Mooch messed her pants.
“Dammit Barrraack, I done it agin”
An ugly thing is rearing its head here.
Barocky Horror Picture Show
I can’t get my head out of my ass.
Mooch-elle: I’m so hawngry I’m gonna crack Bo’s head open with this Mr Microphone and suck his brains out with a straw.
August 21st, 2012
Thats not a pussy between my legs its a pouddle!
At least he knows his place, maybe he will never come out again !! I ask just one thing , Please take that major POS with you …Thx
Then the evil white man who wouldn’t show his tax returns took away everybody’s welfare checks and made them get painful jobs and do physical work that made them sore and they couldn’t watch t.v. and eat fried chicken all day as was the tradition before the racists decided to end it…
Cracker Annie Mouse
BHO said to the Wookie: “Can I smell your crotch? She said – “Absolutely NOT!”
“Well, then, it must be your feet”……………he replied
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