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Home - by - August 19, 2012 - 20:51 America/New_York - 25 Comments

The white house is embarrassed by Joe licking his scrote in public. he will be muzzled until after the election.

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  1. Joecondor

    August 19th, 2012

    They tricked Joe into letting them install that by telling him he could eat his Captain Crunch faster!

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  2. Chuck U Farley

    August 19th, 2012

    I guess this will keep Bucket Head Joe from sticking his foot in his mouth

    Although I’m told they had to get Valerie Jarrett’s foot surgically removed from his ass after the kicking it received.

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  3. venturaguy

    August 19th, 2012

    “licking his scrote in public” – now I am laughing too hard to eat. It is dinner time on the west coast

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  4. Strike-Anywhere Ukulele

    August 19th, 2012

    That was supposed to be Barry’s dunce cap.

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  5. mkultra

    August 19th, 2012

    He can still roll around in the sasquatch poop on the south lawn though, right?

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  6. sig94

    August 19th, 2012

    But he can still give himself a hind foot scratch woody and eat grass until he pukes.
    In public.
    And he will.

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  7. norman einstein

    August 19th, 2012

    They told Joey it’s a lampshade and he gets to wear it because as any fool knows, he’s the ‘life of the party’.

    And he’s cool with it.

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  8. hanoverfist

    August 19th, 2012

    Hey,he gets better reception from the Ferengi,
    so its not all bad.

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  9. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 19th, 2012

    He better not go out in the rain.

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  10. norman einstein

    August 19th, 2012

    I guess “Cone-head” is a better nickname than “Dick-head”.

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  11. Xavier

    August 19th, 2012

    I’m thinking it was Dr. Jilly’s idea. No slap and tickle.

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  12. bitterclinger

    August 19th, 2012

    I could see him wearing this to stump speeches.

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  13. reliapundit

    August 19th, 2012

    wow. great.

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  14. Major Mal function

    August 19th, 2012

    The permanent solution is to have Joe “fixed”. If nature and old age hasn’t already.

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  15. Jethro

    August 19th, 2012

    Caption:
    “Hey – somebody throw me one of those biscuits”.

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  16. Unneutral

    August 19th, 2012

    That must be a lamp shade with a very dim bulb.

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  17. mkultra

    August 19th, 2012

    Has anybody seen Bo alive lately? I suspect he may have put his nose in moochie’s crotch and passed away. Poor doggie.

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  18. Katechon

    August 19th, 2012

    That one made me LOL, BigFurHat. Very funny.

    Jarrett’s foot in Joe’s ass too…

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  19. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 19th, 2012

    He looks like one of those coin catchers on the turnpike.

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  20. Moe Tom

    August 20th, 2012

    That is no way to treat a retarded person. Have yo’ll no shame?

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  21. Moe Tom

    August 20th, 2012

    yo’all,ya’ll? WGAF!

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  22. sTevo

    August 20th, 2012

    Looks like Joe’s ready to funnel a keg.

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