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Bumped – Barbra Streisand … Wait For It

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  1. Ohio Dan

    August 19th, 2012

    I’m waiting. Taps toe repeatedly.

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  2. Bad Brad

    August 19th, 2012

    Let me guess, she’s moving out of the country AGAIN if the Repub is elected.

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  3. FreeMan - Sorry Sarah

    August 19th, 2012

    Wait for what, my commode exploded from puke just now.

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  4. FreeMan - Sorry Sarah

    August 19th, 2012

    She is stumping for OBysmal?

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  5. FreeMan - Sorry Sarah

    August 19th, 2012

    She likes SS man dick too?

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  6. RickeyG

    August 19th, 2012

    Wait for you to fix the link maybe? Or does the white square eventually change color? hehehe

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  7. mkultra

    August 19th, 2012

    Her toilet is flushing directly onto the beach again.

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  8. FreeMan - Sorry Sarah

    August 19th, 2012

    Lets send her a Sloan flush kit quick.

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  9. Czar of Defenestration

    August 19th, 2012

    R.I.P.p.p.p.PEEEEEEEEOPLE…..?

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  10. serfer62

    August 19th, 2012

    That’s the greatest thing she said yet!

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  11. LadyGun12

    August 19th, 2012

    N-n-no. D-d-don’t post a picture of her.

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  12. Unneutral

    August 19th, 2012

    I can almost make out her nose.

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  13. Moe Tom

    August 19th, 2012

    The white board is fine but what did she say?

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  14. KMM

    August 19th, 2012

    “Barbra Streisand … Wait For It”

    So is this the joke, i.e. “nothing there”?

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  15. Jethro

    August 19th, 2012

    Hey Claudia!
    BFH is usually the one who plays these games on us. What’s with you doing it now?

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  16. Tim

    August 19th, 2012

    Did she return Jimmy Durante’s nose?

    Is she still a human tapir?

    Did she pull her head outta her ass?

    Enquiring minds want to know!

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  17. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 19th, 2012

    @ Tim – “Human tapir” Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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  18. Steven in Vegas

    August 19th, 2012

    Someone must have mis-spelled the info – she’s a white BROAD with nothing to show for her existence

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  19. RickeyG

    August 19th, 2012

    According to Wikipedia, the closest relatives of a tapir are horses and rhinos. How appropriate!

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  20. Weldor

    August 19th, 2012

    Moose would hit that.

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  21. Donde

    August 19th, 2012

    someone got around her nose for her first kiss, ewwwww

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  22. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 19th, 2012

    I still believe Bildo did her in the Lincoln bedroom while Hillary was off with one of her dyke buds.

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  23. Claudia

    August 19th, 2012

    HEY!!! Didn’t I say “WAIT for it!”

    Hehe

    (Doh!)

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  24. Xavier

    August 19th, 2012

    @Claudia

    God will get you for that.

    And if he doesn’t, I will.

    ;)

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  25. RickeyG

    August 19th, 2012

    You were right, Claudia…that WAS worth the wait!

    And check out Hawkins’ Chick-Fil-A song to a little tune by Lee Greenwood…hilarious!

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  26. Xavier

    August 19th, 2012

    @Claudia

    Didn’t see the video – thought you were pulling our leg. [our leg?] Ignore me. ;)

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  27. sTevo

    August 19th, 2012

    That was perfect.

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  28. Xavier

    August 19th, 2012

    Worth the wait. Thank you, Claudia.

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  29. Diann

    August 19th, 2012

    That was worth the wait.

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  30. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 19th, 2012

    Glad I came back. Love Tim Hawkins.

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  31. Xavier

    August 19th, 2012

    Reminds me of the slinky joke:

    Slinkys are like liberals – they’re not really good for anything but they’ll both put a smile on your face when you push ‘em down the steps.

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  32. norman einstein

    August 19th, 2012

    Claudia, I didn’t know you were a ‘tease’. Naughty girl!
    That was definitely worth checking back for, though.

    “Imagine BS falling down a flight of stairs…
    …that’s not right…”

    LMFAO!
    The only thing that could make this better would be if BS could see it!

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  33. Callmelennie

    August 19th, 2012

    So the secret is to learn how to sing and play guitar … and then move to Texas

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  34. Anonymous

    August 19th, 2012

    His “Goverment Can” parody of the Candyman song is also available on YouTube.

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  35. FreeMan - Sorry Sarah

    August 19th, 2012

    Too Cool. Nice work C

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  36. Xavier

    August 19th, 2012

    This thread got some Twitter buildup earlier so even if BS doesn’t see it, I’m sure a lot of her adoring fans will. hehehehe

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  37. Jerry Manderin

    August 19th, 2012

    I imagine Barack Obama falling down that flight of stairs right behind her.

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  38. LadyGun12

    August 19th, 2012

    And thank you for not posting a picture of her!

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  39. Bad Brad

    August 19th, 2012

    Claudia’

    HEY!!! Didn’t I say “WAIT for it!”

    I did, but I had to go to the bathroom after 5 hours.

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  40. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 20th, 2012

    Don’t know what all brough-ha-ha’s all about. But I guess, that the beauty of being late to the thread is that I didn’t have to wait for anything – other than the 3:00 minute mark for the punch line. :)

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  41. muddjuice

    August 20th, 2012

    Tim Hawkins is awesome. Very funny. I always love musical comedy…..

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  42. Poonces

    August 20th, 2012

    Guys’s walking on thin ice. Does he WANT Barbra’s son to strangle him with a pair of his pantyhose?

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  43. Team TEA

    August 20th, 2012

    Ha, Ha, funny stuff. Nice to see that song with right-wing lyrics for a change. Hawkins is a devoted family man who home-schools his kids.

    @ Anon: his “The Government Can,” classic! http://youtu.be/LO2eh6f5Go0
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  44. Liberal Larry

    August 20th, 2012

    Not funny.

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