Home - by Claudia - August 19, 2012 - 19:07 America/New_York - 44 Comments
August 19th, 2012
I’m waiting. Taps toe repeatedly.
Let me guess, she’s moving out of the country AGAIN if the Repub is elected.
FreeMan - Sorry Sarah
Wait for what, my commode exploded from puke just now.
She is stumping for OBysmal?
She likes SS man dick too?
Wait for you to fix the link maybe? Or does the white square eventually change color? hehehe
Her toilet is flushing directly onto the beach again.
Lets send her a Sloan flush kit quick.
Czar of Defenestration
That’s the greatest thing she said yet!
N-n-no. D-d-don’t post a picture of her.
I can almost make out her nose.
The white board is fine but what did she say?
“Barbra Streisand … Wait For It”
So is this the joke, i.e. “nothing there”?
BFH is usually the one who plays these games on us. What’s with you doing it now?
Did she return Jimmy Durante’s nose?
Is she still a human tapir?
Did she pull her head outta her ass?
Enquiring minds want to know!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
@ Tim – “Human tapir” Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Steven in Vegas
Someone must have mis-spelled the info – she’s a white BROAD with nothing to show for her existence
According to Wikipedia, the closest relatives of a tapir are horses and rhinos. How appropriate!
Moose would hit that.
someone got around her nose for her first kiss, ewwwww
I still believe Bildo did her in the Lincoln bedroom while Hillary was off with one of her dyke buds.
HEY!!! Didn’t I say “WAIT for it!”
God will get you for that.
And if he doesn’t, I will.
You were right, Claudia…that WAS worth the wait!
And check out Hawkins’ Chick-Fil-A song to a little tune by Lee Greenwood…hilarious!
Didn’t see the video – thought you were pulling our leg. [our leg?] Ignore me.
That was perfect.
Worth the wait. Thank you, Claudia.
That was worth the wait.
Glad I came back. Love Tim Hawkins.
Reminds me of the slinky joke:
Slinkys are like liberals – they’re not really good for anything but they’ll both put a smile on your face when you push ‘em down the steps.
Claudia, I didn’t know you were a ‘tease’. Naughty girl!
That was definitely worth checking back for, though.
“Imagine BS falling down a flight of stairs…
…that’s not right…”
The only thing that could make this better would be if BS could see it!
So the secret is to learn how to sing and play guitar … and then move to Texas
His “Goverment Can” parody of the Candyman song is also available on YouTube.
Too Cool. Nice work C
This thread got some Twitter buildup earlier so even if BS doesn’t see it, I’m sure a lot of her adoring fans will. hehehehe
I imagine Barack Obama falling down that flight of stairs right behind her.
And thank you for not posting a picture of her!
HEY!!! Didn’t I say “WAIT for it!”
I did, but I had to go to the bathroom after 5 hours.
Stirrin the B.S.
August 20th, 2012
Don’t know what all brough-ha-ha’s all about. But I guess, that the beauty of being late to the thread is that I didn’t have to wait for anything – other than the 3:00 minute mark for the punch line.
Tim Hawkins is awesome. Very funny. I always love musical comedy…..
Guys’s walking on thin ice. Does he WANT Barbra’s son to strangle him with a pair of his pantyhose?
Ha, Ha, funny stuff. Nice to see that song with right-wing lyrics for a change. Hawkins is a devoted family man who home-schools his kids.
@ Anon: his “The Government Can,” classic! http://youtu.be/LO2eh6f5Go0
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