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  1. Anonymous

    August 19th, 2012

    ebony and ivory in the hellworld.

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  2. MAJ Mike

    August 19th, 2012

    “Look! Its Larry Sullivan!”

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  3. Tim

    August 19th, 2012

    “My Bitch – so Back Off!”

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  4. RightWinger

    August 19th, 2012

    “Control yourself Barry, Teresa might suspect something.”

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  5. MaryfromMarin

    August 19th, 2012

    “Stop trying to lead, John.”

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  6. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 19th, 2012

    “I know that guy there, the one with the big fur hat on. Lemme at him, Barry!”

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  7. Aunt Liz

    August 19th, 2012

    Shall we DANCE – dun, dun, DUN!!!

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  8. Hawaiian

    August 19th, 2012

    “I got yer swift boat riiiiight here! Man the torpedo tubes! All hands on dick!!”

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  9. Aunt Liz

    August 19th, 2012

    “Wait, there’s THeraaaysa!!!”

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  10. dude

    August 19th, 2012

    Please, be my new white VP, I can’t take Biden anymore!!

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  11. dude

    August 19th, 2012

    I gotta go, Barry, I think I hear my momma(I mean Teresa) calling.

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  12. Xavier

    August 19th, 2012

    Look! Right here on my finger! Here’s the paper cut scar that earned me my first Purple Heart.

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  13. Nutjob

    August 19th, 2012

    Is that a republican in the crowd? Let me at em.

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  14. Nutjob

    August 19th, 2012

    Calm down John, I can’t replace you for Biden without the mental health people getting all up in my ass.

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  15. John F.

    August 19th, 2012

    “Hold me. I’m feeling vulnerable.”

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  16. Toaster

    August 19th, 2012

    John, tonight I want to love a man.

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  17. printboy

    August 19th, 2012

    Say it again Joe!

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  18. Moe Tom

    August 19th, 2012

    Stay calm John please….
    Calm? That guy just called me a fucking faggot!

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  19. I'm Your Huckleberry

    August 19th, 2012

    “No, No, No…John, Just leave them alone….,

    Those Girl Scouts are just Looking for trouble”

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  20. Vandagoes

    August 19th, 2012

    ” Friend. ughhhh, Good.”

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  21. Angel

    August 19th, 2012

    Not now, my meal ticket is watching!

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  22. CrustyB

    August 19th, 2012

    “Bread, good. Fire, bad! AURRAAAAGGHHH!!!”

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  23. Vandagoes

    August 19th, 2012

    Just going off of the only two words I know Frankenstein ever said. lol

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  24. Bullman

    August 19th, 2012

    Oh Johnny, you’re so pretty when you’re angry.

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  25. Unneutral

    August 19th, 2012

    I don’t care if they are looking John, I need a kiss and I need it now!

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  26. Doc

    August 19th, 2012

    “Dance with me, I want to be your partner
    Can’t you see the music is just starting?
    Night is Falling, and I am Calling
    Dance with me”

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  27. BubbaHotep

    August 19th, 2012

    Take me, John! Take me!

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  28. Chalupa

    August 19th, 2012

    “Relax John – it’s just the Saigon Boy’s Choir…”

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  29. IOpian

    August 19th, 2012

    “The enemy is inside the wire !! Right there !! ”

    ” Relax John, that’s only a group of conservative bloggers and Fox News… your medical records and my transcripts are safe… they can’t get to them. “

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  30. Donde

    August 19th, 2012

    Kerry: Look! Look! its the last train to Sanesville, its leaving the station we need to get on it.

    Barry: Nooo no, its OK John.

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  31. Hotlanta Mike

    August 19th, 2012

    Sen. John Kerry responds to a heckler “Who you calling Lurch?” as President Obama attempts to restrain.

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  32. Diann

    August 19th, 2012

    Sorry, Barack. I only do it with someone whose worth is in the billions.

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  33. Gazinya

    August 19th, 2012

    ‘Easy Big Guy! Easy. They will bring back you ‘tea bags’ when they find out there is nothing in them.’

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  34. Moe Tom

    August 19th, 2012

    That prick just called me a gigolo.

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  35. Xavier

    August 19th, 2012

    … as I gripped his rugged manly biceps and smelled odor of horses on his jacket I could hear the rushing roar of the crowd in my ears – or was it just me? – and he pointed the way toward the exit doors, toward privacy, toward the love so long denied and unacknowledged and I knew this was the moment I had envisioned since that first magical night when we looked into each other eyes, so long ago and so far away. Take me here, take me now, I wanted to cry out in anticipation of the pain and the ecstasy to come!

    - Barry Soetoro, from ‘Dances with Lurch’, Silhouette Books 2012

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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  36. Nutjob

    August 19th, 2012

    (John):Yeah I registered my yacht in another state to avoid taxes, moved my heinz plants overseas and have off shore accounts, but I want to see Romneys taxes.

    (Barack):Its OK John we know who the tax cheats are.

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  37. Nutjob

    August 19th, 2012

    “Don’t be calling me a fag, we’re just 2 men dancing”

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  38. reddecaesari

    August 19th, 2012

    a kerry and a fairy

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  39. Joe

    August 19th, 2012

    “Hold me, thrill me, never let me go until you drill me, drill me. Make me tell you I’m in love with you.” (with apologies to Mel Carter).

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  40. bfpa61

    August 19th, 2012

    Does Lilly know Herman?

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  41. bfpa61

    August 19th, 2012

    It’s going to cost you to break off a piece of this white chocolate.

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  42. FreeMan - Sorry Sarah

    August 19th, 2012

    One Two Three – Cha Cha Cha

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  43. Carlos The Jackal

    August 19th, 2012

    “Brrrrraaaaaiiiinnnns!!!”

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  44. Moxie Man

    August 19th, 2012

    There’s Manny Ortez, I’ve got to get his autograph!

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  45. Strike-Anywhere Ukulele

    August 19th, 2012

    No, please Barry, I really don’t swing that way. Those are just rumors. Look, look over there…. that’s my wife. I have sex with her….. when she’s passed out sometimes ….

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  46. mkultra

    August 19th, 2012

    We ask the media to stop using flash photography as it’s spooking the president’s horse.

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  47. simply enraged

    August 19th, 2012

    “The Gigolo and the Catamite: An unlikely love story. Thrill to the tails of two cities…” Gaily brought to you by the DNC

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  48. Big Jacket

    August 19th, 2012

    Singing, “I’m and an idiot, he’s an idiot, wouldn’t you like to be an idiot too?”

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  49. Robert Fine

    August 19th, 2012

    That’s her! — THAT’S the girl who wouldn’t dance with me!

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  50. FreeMan - Sorry Sarah

    August 19th, 2012

    No more beer summits for you John

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  51. Strike-Anywhere Ukulele

    August 19th, 2012

    mkultra – “spooking the president’s horse”

    That’s funnier than shit! LOL!

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  52. scr_north

    August 19th, 2012

    Dammit John, just get on your knees, it’s just like it was at Man’s Country. Geezuz, can’t you just do this one little thing for me? I’ll give you a bottle of scope.

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  53. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 19th, 2012

    Barack! I see your manhood!

    That’s Bill Maher’s nose.

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  54. Jim

    August 19th, 2012

    “I’ll lead, no you lead, no, I can’t lead”

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  55. dude

    August 19th, 2012

    HELP, HELP!! I am being mugged!……Oh, it’s you you Barry, thank GOD! Sorry, without my glasses I can only see skin color.

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  56. marleenna1959

    August 19th, 2012

    I can’t tell if it’s the waltz or the tango.

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  57. sig94

    August 19th, 2012

    Obama gives assistance to a staggering Senator Kerry as he is nearly overcome by the force of three Purple Hearts and a Bronze Star being Swiftboated up his ass.

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  58. Jerry Manderin

    August 19th, 2012

    “Hold it right there Teresa! Barack is gonna turn me around and tear me a new one. Get back to eating your gin-soaked raisins bitch!”

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  59. pelopidas

    August 19th, 2012

    HE said “You did’nt build that!” And I will tear out your eyes and skull **** if you say other wise… NO LET ME AT THEM!

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  60. karen stevens

    August 19th, 2012

    Lyin Azzz Bitchez

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  61. Buffalobob

    August 19th, 2012

    Lurch calm down, you can lead, Mooshell always does.

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  62. Harry

    August 20th, 2012

    Birds of a feather swiftboat together

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  63. BILL

    August 20th, 2012

    “Brilliant idea John, we can just marry a richer country than ourselves and have all their money to get us out of debt and be a rich country once again!, Just like you did!”

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  64. Vaughn

    August 20th, 2012

    That’s bullshit Len! Only a 6, when Carrie and Bruno gave us 10′s.

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  65. DJ JR

    August 20th, 2012

    Let me go Bammy!

    If I fall off the stage and scratch my arm I may get that fourth Purple Heart!

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  66. Michael W Perkins

    August 23rd, 2012

    One term & One Worm…..

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