Home - by Cardigan - August 19, 2012 - 17:15 America/New_York - 66 Comments
August 19th, 2012
ebony and ivory in the hellworld.
“Look! Its Larry Sullivan!”
“My Bitch – so Back Off!”
“Control yourself Barry, Teresa might suspect something.”
“Stop trying to lead, John.”
Boobie the Rocket Dog
“I know that guy there, the one with the big fur hat on. Lemme at him, Barry!”
Shall we DANCE – dun, dun, DUN!!!
“I got yer swift boat riiiiight here! Man the torpedo tubes! All hands on dick!!”
“Wait, there’s THeraaaysa!!!”
Please, be my new white VP, I can’t take Biden anymore!!
I gotta go, Barry, I think I hear my momma(I mean Teresa) calling.
Look! Right here on my finger! Here’s the paper cut scar that earned me my first Purple Heart.
Is that a republican in the crowd? Let me at em.
Calm down John, I can’t replace you for Biden without the mental health people getting all up in my ass.
“Hold me. I’m feeling vulnerable.”
John, tonight I want to love a man.
Say it again Joe!
Stay calm John please….
Calm? That guy just called me a fucking faggot!
I'm Your Huckleberry
“No, No, No…John, Just leave them alone….,
Those Girl Scouts are just Looking for trouble”
” Friend. ughhhh, Good.”
Not now, my meal ticket is watching!
“Bread, good. Fire, bad! AURRAAAAGGHHH!!!”
Just going off of the only two words I know Frankenstein ever said. lol
Oh Johnny, you’re so pretty when you’re angry.
I don’t care if they are looking John, I need a kiss and I need it now!
“Dance with me, I want to be your partner
Can’t you see the music is just starting?
Night is Falling, and I am Calling
Dance with me”
Take me, John! Take me!
“Relax John – it’s just the Saigon Boy’s Choir…”
“The enemy is inside the wire !! Right there !! ”
” Relax John, that’s only a group of conservative bloggers and Fox News… your medical records and my transcripts are safe… they can’t get to them. “
Kerry: Look! Look! its the last train to Sanesville, its leaving the station we need to get on it.
Barry: Nooo no, its OK John.
Sen. John Kerry responds to a heckler “Who you calling Lurch?” as President Obama attempts to restrain.
Sorry, Barack. I only do it with someone whose worth is in the billions.
‘Easy Big Guy! Easy. They will bring back you ‘tea bags’ when they find out there is nothing in them.’
That prick just called me a gigolo.
… as I gripped his rugged manly biceps and smelled odor of horses on his jacket I could hear the rushing roar of the crowd in my ears – or was it just me? – and he pointed the way toward the exit doors, toward privacy, toward the love so long denied and unacknowledged and I knew this was the moment I had envisioned since that first magical night when we looked into each other eyes, so long ago and so far away. Take me here, take me now, I wanted to cry out in anticipation of the pain and the ecstasy to come!
- Barry Soetoro, from ‘Dances with Lurch’, Silhouette Books 2012
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
(John):Yeah I registered my yacht in another state to avoid taxes, moved my heinz plants overseas and have off shore accounts, but I want to see Romneys taxes.
(Barack):Its OK John we know who the tax cheats are.
“Don’t be calling me a fag, we’re just 2 men dancing”
a kerry and a fairy
“Hold me, thrill me, never let me go until you drill me, drill me. Make me tell you I’m in love with you.” (with apologies to Mel Carter).
Does Lilly know Herman?
It’s going to cost you to break off a piece of this white chocolate.
FreeMan - Sorry Sarah
One Two Three – Cha Cha Cha
Carlos The Jackal
There’s Manny Ortez, I’ve got to get his autograph!
No, please Barry, I really don’t swing that way. Those are just rumors. Look, look over there…. that’s my wife. I have sex with her….. when she’s passed out sometimes ….
We ask the media to stop using flash photography as it’s spooking the president’s horse.
“The Gigolo and the Catamite: An unlikely love story. Thrill to the tails of two cities…” Gaily brought to you by the DNC
Singing, “I’m and an idiot, he’s an idiot, wouldn’t you like to be an idiot too?”
That’s her! — THAT’S the girl who wouldn’t dance with me!
No more beer summits for you John
mkultra – “spooking the president’s horse”
That’s funnier than shit! LOL!
Dammit John, just get on your knees, it’s just like it was at Man’s Country. Geezuz, can’t you just do this one little thing for me? I’ll give you a bottle of scope.
Stranded in Sonoma
Barack! I see your manhood!
That’s Bill Maher’s nose.
“I’ll lead, no you lead, no, I can’t lead”
HELP, HELP!! I am being mugged!……Oh, it’s you you Barry, thank GOD! Sorry, without my glasses I can only see skin color.
I can’t tell if it’s the waltz or the tango.
Obama gives assistance to a staggering Senator Kerry as he is nearly overcome by the force of three Purple Hearts and a Bronze Star being Swiftboated up his ass.
“Hold it right there Teresa! Barack is gonna turn me around and tear me a new one. Get back to eating your gin-soaked raisins bitch!”
HE said “You did’nt build that!” And I will tear out your eyes and skull **** if you say other wise… NO LET ME AT THEM!
Lyin Azzz Bitchez
Lurch calm down, you can lead, Mooshell always does.
August 20th, 2012
Birds of a feather swiftboat together
“Brilliant idea John, we can just marry a richer country than ourselves and have all their money to get us out of debt and be a rich country once again!, Just like you did!”
That’s bullshit Len! Only a 6, when Carrie and Bruno gave us 10′s.
Let me go Bammy!
If I fall off the stage and scratch my arm I may get that fourth Purple Heart!
Michael W Perkins
August 23rd, 2012
One term & One Worm…..
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