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Home - by - August 19, 2012 - 00:03 America/New_York - 21 Comments

Remember the marker that was placed in Hyde Park to commemorate the spot where Obama first kissed Michelle? Remember my parodies?

Well, the parody has come true.

This is HILARIOUS.

UPDATE: Before you read, look at I’m41′s NSFW commemorative statue.

From Sinclair News

After the story was picked up and printed in the Chicago Tribune some in the Chicago area decided to start a Grassroots effort to have historical markers installed at other Chicago area locations to give a more complete and correct history of who Barack Obama truly is. This grassroots effort believes Historical markers should be placed in all locations around the Windy City area which marks a “first” for Barack Obama.

Yesterday, the Chicago Tribune ran a rather strange story documenting a “historic marker” that was recently installed at the Dorchester Commons Shopping Center in the Hyde Park area of Chicago to commemorate the spot where Barack and Michelle Obama allegedly shared “their first kiss”.  According to the article, the current US president later claimed his future wife “tasted like chocolate”.  No doubt if David Bowie ever said something like that about his wife Iman, he’d be pilloried as the most racist of racists ever.

My good friend Megan Fox and I have decided to launch a grassroots campaign for a series of similar “historic markers” that we think should be installed around Chicagoland, commemorating other kisses Barack Obama had with additional people in his life…people such as Larry Sinclair, the man that Barack Obama had a wild sexual romp with back when he was still an Illinois state senator.

Mid-America Asset Management owns that shopping center in Hyde Park where the first Obama “historic marker” was installed so we’ll probably ask them how they went about doing that.  No doubt they have a bigger budget than HillBuzz & Mrs. Fox, but Megan’s two daughters have agreed to lend us some of their construction paper, Disney princess stickers, and glitter so perhaps we’ll have a Craft Day and make “historic markers” (using Crayola markers) to commemorate the exact spot in Gurnee, Illinois “where Barry met Larry” and the two began their two-day, gay sexual affair.  I sense a glitter bomb in our immediate future.

I also think there needs to be a “historic marker” affixed to Man’s Country Bathhouse up in the Andersonville neighborhood of Chicago, as well — since Barack Obama frequented this men-only sexual hotspot in the late 90s up until January of 2004 when he embarked on his campaign for the United States Senate.  Apparently, he went there most often on Wednesdays. If you spend any time in the seedier gay bars of Chicago, where the older guys tend to hang out who were around in the scene back when Obama was cruising and they still had relatively healthy livers, you’ll hear them refer to the little rooms at Man’s Country as “presidential suites”, presumably because the current US president used to allow old, white men to perform sexual acts on him there (the “Oral Offices” is another popular riff on this theme). Though, maybe they’re really saying “sweets” and Obama just went to Man’s Country to reverse-trick-or-treat and give away candy there to the towel-clad or nude patrons (which could be an obscure tradition in Indonesia similar to eating dogs, which Obama described in one of those books he had ghostwritten back in the day).

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  1. Claudia

    August 19th, 2012

    Fur, you have quite the prophetic gift!

    I genuflect in awe!

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  2. conservativeBC

    August 19th, 2012

    God furhat I have been sitting on my hands hoping you would show your readers my obama/sinclair statue commemorating that very event.

    I am so proud of it I am going to post just this one link… http://im41.com/archives/12498

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  3. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 19th, 2012

    Can orange impatiens survive heavy doses of human urine?

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  4. conservativeBC

    August 19th, 2012

    Thanks furhat!

    I went through a pot of coffee and a half can of snuff trying make a statue worthy of such an occasion.

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  5. jeffersonian

    August 19th, 2012

    Sometime I use the hotdog water to make coffee.

    It tastes like camping.

    I claim copyrights.

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  6. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 19th, 2012

    @ Jeffersonian – “It tastes like camping.”

    Prolific!

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  7. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 19th, 2012

    …you’ll hear them refer to the little rooms at Man’s Country as “presidential suites”, presumably because the current US president used to allow old, white men to perform sexual acts on him there (the “Oral Offices” is another popular riff on this theme).

    BWAHAhahahahahahahahaha!

    Why can’t someone do a video about this and interview anyone from Man’s Country that will agree? Then make an ad with these homosexuals telling all about Barky’s escapades and play the ad from now until November 6th in all of the black neighborhoods around this country.

    Either he loses about 20% of the black vote or that percentage just doesn’t vote for anyone. Which is a vote for Romney.

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  8. Moxie Man

    August 19th, 2012

    They both look like they are craving pre-cum.

    Damn Fur, look what those Japanese porn-promo-investment web sites have done to me!

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  9. Moxie Man

    August 19th, 2012

    It’s almost time – need Claudia’s Sunday Critters to restore the innocence and appreciation for what truly has meaning in my life.

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  10. Blueshawk

    August 19th, 2012

    Tastes like dog piss now, sucker!

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  11. Joe

    August 19th, 2012

    @Stranded: You’ll find that color trumps sexual deviancy every time. The blacks will still vote for him no matter what he does.

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  12. sig94

    August 19th, 2012

    Mebbe someone can design a decal for Obama commemorative glory holes that can be pasted on gay sh***er stalls? Call it the Obama Stance.

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  13. FreeMan - Sorry Sarah

    August 19th, 2012

    You know there are markers all over that say Washington slept here.

    How about Obama serviced here signs?

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  14. FreeMan - Sorry Sarah

    August 19th, 2012

    Ah – there I am

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  15. Carlos The Jackal

    August 19th, 2012

    As if he expected her to taste like shit?

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  16. Carlos The Jackal

    August 19th, 2012

    How about a sticker that looks like a hole cut in a public restroom partition?
    It could be called “The Barry Hole.”

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  17. reddecaesari

    August 19th, 2012

    what is password?

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  18. orbitup

    August 19th, 2012

    awww

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  19. Unneutral

    August 19th, 2012

    @FreeMan
    Maybe a hole in the wall with a sign’ Obama’s service station’.

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  20. karen stevens

    August 19th, 2012

    how many fi sts at Mans Country?

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  21. Joe

    August 19th, 2012

    @sig94: A warning to people who frequent glory holes. I used to hear, years ago, where a man thrust his stuff through the opening; the person on the other side stuck a hat pin through it and left him in agony.

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