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I will still hug them. Cats are cooler than parasites. Um, thinking political there?

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I knew it. Strange pussy will kill ya.

I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

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The black female cat on the left had it’s right ear snipped to show it was originally feral and has been spayed by a non-profit organization. (Just so ya know.)

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Damn, they are so cute!

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My guess?
The cat in the back = GOP (mean look)
Black cat = Democat
Front cat = swinging indy

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Lies spread by dog loving Poms.

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Strike-Anywhere Ukulele

“or keep cats away ….”

Thanks dude, you owe me a lap top. mine just shorted out from excess Jack on the key board.

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Fuck Cats.

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Moe Tom, Not speaken from personal experience ya understand, but you can go to jail for that.

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Bad Brad

Sorry to hear about the lap top. Put it in a huge baggie full of white rice for a few days.

My girlfriend has a cat that’s had runny poop for about two years now and it hangs its ass over the side of the cat box to crap on the floor. wtf? She hates me for complaining about it. Now I am worried she might have that worm they are talking about and might try to kill me or something. Explains a lot.

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I love cats, especially feral cats. Because they’d rip your face off and hug me. So screw you. And the dog you rode in on.

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Anybody here ever see a domestic cats skeleton? It looks like something the Anti Christ came up with.

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Cats are like progs. Always kissing ass and looking for a handout. Nasty smellin’,lazy, useless. Although I do see a neighbors cat who is a real cat. I have seen it nail chip monks, birds, and once almost a squirrel. Quite a hunter. Wild lookin’ motherflacker, not at all like those pussies you see on TV with their special food and special shit boxes. Bloody disgusting.

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Strike-Anywhere Ukulele, Apology accepted. Kill the girl friend leave the cat. OOOPs, I mean Kill the cat , leave the girl friend. Find a dawg lover. What you describe is some whacked bull shit.

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I’m gonna leave this post now so as not to piss off any more cat lovers who could potentially go zombie on me.

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Cat Scratch Fever²

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Brad. I meant that figuratively, not literally, as slow Joe Biden would say.

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Hey my name is Ruble and I’m a vet and I’m 41 y/o. And I take my oath very seriously. And I’m gonna snitch you for fucking cats and for incitation to killing dirty-cat-loving girlfriends.

Mmmmmmkay?

And I hope the Department of Cat Health and Welfare will take *care* of y’all.

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Too late Moe.

I’ve already denounced you to the DCHW.

For fucking cats.

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Moe Tom, That’s some funny sh&t. We suddenly have a bunch of cats. We had to put a Lab, and a Chesapeake down last year, lab due to age, poor Chessie got cancer. You can’t freaken compare a dumb ass cat to a dog. End of discussion.

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Ruble,Moe Tom, That’s some funny shit.

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Cats are just mutant Pit Bulls.

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Oh Moe…

Cats don’t NEED us…

whereas Dogs do.

so which are more to be more of the democratic type?

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This cat eats chipmunk and rabbits right down to the last drop – there ain’t nothing left, not a scrap. I’ve seen him crouch in the grass and leap straight up 6-7 feet and catch barn swallows right out of the air. Fucker claws me and then drinks my blood. Somehow he managed to survive all winter as a stray and I caught him while trapping for racoons.

There’s pussy cats out there but this ain’t one. He’s a killer.

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I did never kill or fuck a cat. But in my younger days I saw a neighbor drown a whole litter of kittens because his mother was a fucking nut who had about 20 cats hanging around the house.That was back in the late 40′s so come and get me. I approved of the execution.

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I was joking, impersonnating a moron on a previous dog thread who did make such a threat. I was kidding, Moe !!!

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Hee, Hee. Tom, that’s not what Ruble told me.

Earth to Major Tom. Ruble, is actually Katechon. He’s one of the good guys and making a joke. Actually a good joke. Laugh, thank him, stop drinking, turn in. That’s what I’m doing.

Believe me we both have the utmost respect for you, even though apparently you do strange shit with cats. Talk to you tomorrow bro.

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Pity Obongo doesn’t like cats…

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@Charlotte-don’t worry, when the evil one (Soros’ boss) is done with 0bama, I have a feeling it’s not going to be too good for him. Probably worse that kat brain parasites.

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I’ve decided to change my screen name to Death_By_Pussy.

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The bit about feline parasites causing brain damage explains a lot.

That said, I have a fondness for Maine Coon cats. They behave more like a dog. The only other cat I had respect for was an old barn cat that killed snakes. That one knew it was a predator and didn’t want to be anyone’s friend, TYVM.

I have a dog.

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Guess what? Moozlims LOVE kitties – HATE dogs!

Wannabet a goodly portion of goat f-er’s are infected?

Explains a lot, doesn’t it?

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“Cat parasite that worms into humans’ brains can drive victims to suicide”

Yeah, and Obamas’ policies can’t. Uh huh.

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heard cats, can’t do it.

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Do those people not wash their hands?

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So, Biden is a cat person. Who’da thunk it.

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