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Cher: May God Take My Voice if I Stop Promoting Abortion
Cher went on another Twitter rant this week, this time promoting abortion, contraception, and Planned Parenthood in her uniquely histrionic and foul-mouthed way.
Tweets are sometimes hard to decipher, as writers try to fit as much into the 140 character limit as possible.
But Cher’s tweets read more like hyper 13yo school girl meets illiteracy. Highlights (after removing unintended html language):
“Contraception is Illegal!”
“F*** THESE OLD WHITE MEN who couldnt laid WITH A FIST FULL OF HUNDREDS!”
McFartus Spontaneous
August 18th, 2012
Why didn’t this skank ski into a tree instead of Sonny?
Goldenfoxx
August 18th, 2012
What’s so frustrating to me, is all those people who support abortion have already been born. Look at the monster she gave birth to, maybe deep down she wishes she had aborted her kid.
Nutjob
August 18th, 2012
Is she referencing Chaz?
toad
August 18th, 2012
Hurry up God, shut her up!
Xavier
August 18th, 2012
I’m willing to be God’s instrument here.
Barry
August 18th, 2012
“Kill more babies!!!” -Cher
Unneutral
August 18th, 2012
Another overpaid ‘entertainer’ that doesn’t want to be bothered with their own responsibility.
Jake
August 18th, 2012
If that thing of hers was mine I might wonder? Hmm. Maybe abortion is…
Naw!
sandybanks
August 18th, 2012
“couldnt laid WITH A FIST FULL OF HUNDREDS”
or for her, singles (with change back)
Claudia
August 18th, 2012
God, please take her up on her offer!
Stranded in Sonoma
August 18th, 2012
Hun, if I had a fistful of hundreds, I’d invest them, make a profit, buy out your employer, and then fire you!
Looks like I did just get laid — I screwed you!
mkultra
August 18th, 2012
Hilarious. Being scolded by someone who hired a depraved pedophile as a nanny and destroyed the sexual, psychological, and spiritual health of her daughter. What a dumb horse’s a$$.
And, by the way, Cher. Plenty of old white men had their turn with you. They didn’t have to pay for it either.
Houston
August 18th, 2012
Thank God my mother was pro choice.
dba...vagabond trader
August 18th, 2012
G-d may as well taker her voice, the brain and soul were apparently pawned off years ago.
sTevo
August 18th, 2012
If I had a Cher record, it would be in pieces.
Maudie N Mandeville
August 18th, 2012
Your voice is safe. Your soul…Bwhahahahahaha!
See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya.
Buffalobob
August 18th, 2012
Cher, the working prototype of a Japanese sex doll.
Bob M.
August 18th, 2012
Looks like God won!
In 1968!
Anonymous
August 18th, 2012
Cher, you don’t got me babe. And except for “Tea With Mussolini” your ‘career’ was not so special for me.
Now you have all misunderstood her tweet,
she is giving those who would choose abortion her ADVICE: ““F*** THESE OLD WHITE MEN who couldnt laid WITH A FIST FULL OF HUNDREDS!””
Translation: ” These old men would give whores like us hundreds. So, F*** away; and so what if you get pregnant?”
Horrorman18
August 18th, 2012
Ditzy , Tramp and Skeve
Trogloraptor
August 18th, 2012
Special place in hell for that bitch.
Diann
August 18th, 2012
Um. Hate to break it to you, Cher, but I think God took care of that sometime before “If I Could Turn Back Time.”
Diann
August 18th, 2012
So do us all a favor and shut the f*ck up.
Tracy
August 18th, 2012
SHE’S JUST LUCKY…Never Had A Voice & Never Will.
BTW, How Much You Charge Anyway?
NObama2012!
scr_north
August 18th, 2012
Retarded lefties like Cher (she of the skin tightened to almost catastrophic failure) always lie to try to fog the issue. Contraception is not illegal, abortion isn’t illegal in most cases and Planned Parenthood is the most racist, eugenic oriented organization on the face of the planet. Have you noticed that they provide abortions to blacks and hispanics at a rate far higher then whites? In 2005 the abortion rate was 50 per 1000 in the black population, 28 per 1000 in the hispanic and 11 per 1000 in the white community. I’d have less of a problem with them if they really pushed contraception but they don’t. They sell abortion as contraception and make a lot of money that way.
Xavier
August 18th, 2012
Hell, it’s Saturday night Cher. Have another glass of wine or five, a few of those special mood elevators, and start Tweeting again. Don’t hold back this time!
Unneutral
August 18th, 2012
Is she more than 1/32 Cherokee?
GOD
August 18th, 2012
Cher, dear, you lost your voice the same time you lost your looks.
Trogloraptor
August 18th, 2012
“Auto-Tune is an audio processor created by Antares Audio Technologies, which uses proprietary software to alter pitch in vocal and instrumental recording and performances. It was originally intended to disguise or correct off-key inaccuracies, allowing vocal tracks to be perfectly tuned despite originally being slightly off-key.
….
After Cher’s recording, audio engineers continued to use Auto-Tune to correct the pitch of vocalists in popular music.”
from Dickheadpedia.
In other words, the bitch can’t even sing in key without a special machine to correct her mistakes.
Buck Ofama
August 18th, 2012
Even the “Bagel Boy” wouldn’t touch her now.
msq
August 18th, 2012
may God take her voice
Carlos The Jackal
August 18th, 2012
I thought she already lost her voice, since she can’t seem to perform anymore without Autotune.
Plain Jane
August 19th, 2012
Now I understand what happened to Chaz
grayjohn
August 19th, 2012
What voice?
Boobie the Rocket Dog
August 19th, 2012
Why couldn’t she have been jailed with the other Armenian skanks and gangsters in L.A. last week?
A fistful of hundreds? I wouldn’t offer her one $2 bill folded to look like a twenty.
Kensington Kenny
August 19th, 2012
One day her daughter will be an “old white man”..did she ever think of that?
Nutjob
August 19th, 2012
“F*** THESE OLD WHITE MEN who couldnt laid WITH A FIST FULL OF HUNDREDS
So what is the going rate for a whore now Cher?
FreeMan - Sorry Sarah
August 19th, 2012
Cher’s big hits like
I Kill You Babe
The Beating Goes On
If I Could Turn Back Time (I Would Have Aborted You)
Half-Breed (The Obama song) Or Liz Warren.
When The Money’s Gone (Stick it to the 2%)
Effin Old White Guys
Frosteetoes
August 19th, 2012
“One day her daughter will be an “old white man”..did she ever think of that?”
LOL Hi Kenny!
A dickless old white man too.