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  1. cassandra

    August 18th, 2012

    The muzzies will LOVE that! imagine this lot walking about the streets!

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  2. dude

    August 18th, 2012

    Sexy tan lines around the tip of the nose and eyelids.

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  3. Bad Brad

    August 18th, 2012

    I say, it’s an improvement.

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  4. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 18th, 2012

    So the Chinese Farmer’s Tan is just hands and feet then?

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  5. Unneutral

    August 18th, 2012

    It should be required daily wear for Roseanne Barr and many others.

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  6. Nutjob

    August 18th, 2012

    So if they wear a black one will they be called racists for wearing a blackface facekini?

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  7. MADJACK

    August 18th, 2012

    So they’re trying for that creepy terrorist, rapist jihadist look. :roll: WTF!

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  8. Anonymous

    August 18th, 2012

    Ever since Godzilla came out in ’53 they’ve
    gotten stranger by the year.

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  9. Alpha Maser

    August 18th, 2012

    My second wife could have really used one of those…

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  10. DanlBoone

    August 18th, 2012

    Nancy Pelosi would look good in that.

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  11. Whom

    August 18th, 2012

    “El Santo- I’m glad you’re here!” Chinese luchadores!

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  12. jus askin yo

    August 18th, 2012

    when this fad hits the US, how will we tell the barackupiers from the obamatons?!?

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  13. Nutjob

    August 18th, 2012

    an orange one makes you a pylon and elgible for roadwork.

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  14. Jethro

    August 18th, 2012

    Why go to the beach?

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  15. Snowball the Sourpuss

    August 18th, 2012

    All that just to avoid a sunburn? LOL! Now to avoid a skinburn (not to mention pulling half your face off) getting out of the stupid thing.

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  16. Nutjob

    August 18th, 2012

    the 2nd generation will have fake hair painted on them, and then the funny faces.

    sucker born every minute

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  17. tucsondon

    August 18th, 2012

    The yellow one is hawt!

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  18. reddecaesari

    August 18th, 2012

    the furqa.
    leave it to the chicoms.

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  19. Tim

    August 18th, 2012

    Damn! I missed the boat on another great fad!

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  20. dba...vagabond trader

    August 18th, 2012

    GTHOH! Those are muzzies, right? Who but a cultist into fetish dressing would be into wearing a hot sticky terrorist mask over your entire noggin?

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  21. IronyCurtain

    August 18th, 2012

    For the first time in my adult life I’d like to see Moose in one of those.

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  22. sTevo

    August 18th, 2012

    The first lady could use this.

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  23. Bob M.

    August 18th, 2012

    Huh… they all look alike.

    I mean, D’OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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  24. Anonymous

    August 18th, 2012

    Super Terrific Bee Keepers outfits.
    Good for faburuss day at the beach !

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  25. Chuck U Farley

    August 18th, 2012

    Sunscreen people. Sunscreen!

    Gonna kill the nude beach scene at St. Barts.

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  26. Trogloraptor

    August 18th, 2012

    Those are just for people who fart in public a lot and don’t want to gain a bad reputation.

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  27. OozleFanoozle

    August 18th, 2012

    The Chinese have totally internalized not being individuals it seems. No brothers. No sisters. No faces now.

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  28. Bad Brad

    August 19th, 2012

    There going to need the eye slits wider to sell them in the U.S. or Europe. Just saying.

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  29. spell checker

    August 19th, 2012

    The urban Chinese and Thai love white skin. The whiter the better.

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  30. Fred

    August 19th, 2012

    A huge number of Asians & Asian Americans (mostly Chinese & Koreans, Japanese a little less so) vote conservatively & are our natural allies. We still need allies, don’t we? Just saying.

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  31. Mymood

    August 20th, 2012

    Thanks for an honest and truthful post, the like of which is surprisingly rare and all the a lot more beneficial for it.

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