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What is your favorite color?

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“Kinda swoopin’ aroun’” Like your administration, jerk.

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Andrea Mitchell is doing pretty good in retirement (she quit even trying to be a legetimate journalist many years ago) she married Ex- Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan and now has that Donk hangout paying her for pretending to be a reporter. Something for the newer idiots and imbeciles in the MSM to aspire to, I guess.

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Me too! We have something in common!

She’s a homosexual too?

I just flirted with the president of the United States of America!

Being that he’s a fag, I’m going to go out on a limb here and say, no…she didn’t.

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Why do all the libtard propagandists remind me of Jayne Mansfield?

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Has there been any poll asking folks if they think Obama was indeed a fag?

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What did anyone expect from drooling Husseiniacs??

Hussein’s Important Issue

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What’s next “Leader” of the Free World?

Cover spread for Tiger Beat?

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More like a minion of Nicolai Carpathia.

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HOMELAND SECURITY INFORMANT CLAIMS THAT THERE ARE 20,000 RUSSIAN SPETSNAZ COMMANDOS WAITING ON STAND BY INSIDE THE U.S.A.

http://www.beaconequity.com/new-dhs-informant-leaks-a-shocker-2012-08-17/

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Baker who said “No!” to Joe; business is booming!

http://tammybruce.com/2012/08/yay-crumb-get-it-bakery-business-booming-after-saying-no-to-biden.html?utm_content=%23tbrs&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

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dba – Left Behind! Excellent series!

No doubt Barry is having his aides go through a list of interview candidates and a copy of what the questions are going to be. Barry looked at it, said we’ll go with this one as the difficulty scale on this was a 1 out of 10.

Though I heard from an unnamed source they had to take out one question that was asked of him before and he stumbled on it badly….

“Who is your favorite player on the White Sox?”

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When you have no earthly idea what to do, have no, absolutely no record that you can defend or brag about, when you can’t say a single thing without it first popping up on your teleprompter, would you want to have to stand there while people asked even the mildest questions?

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Larry or Reggie?

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Good lawrd gawd almighty, this is the intelligence level of the typical Obamazombie voter.

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Mr. Obama, do you think you’ll be up to doing the debates this year? Reckon Mr. Joe can hold up to it too? The American people will know you are lying this time around.

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What would that 3am phone call sound like?

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Pass this on wide and far…

‘Afterburner with Bill Whittle: It’s a Miracle!’

Barack Obama said something stunning. He thinks that government is responsible for private sector success, not individual initiative and hard work. This doesn’t surprise Bill Whittle, who reminds viewers that Obama was surrounded by socialists growing up, and even started his political career in the living room of a radical, violent socialist. See a detailed history of Barack Obama’s left-wing background, on this Afterburner.

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Hawaiian or Thai sticks?

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What useless idots (including mr. & ms. oblowme’s).

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Mr. President, what’s your favorite color while you’re snorting coke?

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My cousin’s wife works for this radio station, she said it was “not an embarrassment, but an accomplishment for the Morning Mayhem crew”…I guess she was a tad insulted that I posted the interview with the title ‘President Kardashian’ on my facebook. Oh, well!

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Mr. president, when you look in the mirror which do you like best, yourself or your reflection?

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@ thisobamanation

Good. Let them destroy San Francisco first before we obliterate them.

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You’re not from around here, are you?

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