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Home - by - August 17, 2012 - 23:35 America/New_York - 30 Comments

Send President Clinton
a birthday message

From combating climate change, to improving global health, to strengthening economies, President Clinton has helped improve millions of lives. In honor of his 66th birthday on August 19, join supporters from around the world and add your name and birthday wishes to the map.
Leave your well wishes HERE

» 30 Comments

  1. Jim

    August 17th, 2012

    Drop Dead!

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  2. Xavier

    August 17th, 2012

    Dear Willy,

    Congratulations on being the fourth worst Democratic President in the last 20 years.

    X

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  3. Toaster

    August 17th, 2012

    Oh how tired I am of the Klintons and their admirers…..

    From combating climate change [ie: making Maurice Strong's vision of global Marxism a reality], to improving global health, to strengthening economies [of other countries, especially China] , President Clinton has helped improve millions of lives [and improved some liberal / Democrat lives by millions, see Mark Rich]. In honor of his 66th birthday on August 19, join supporters from around the world and add your name and birthday wishes to the map.

    Go get yourself some Democrat sycophant bimbos, buy an island, move there and STFU

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  4. eternal cracker p

    August 17th, 2012

    With my round face and square glasses, with my tight jeans and protest sign in hand, “happy thithty thith birthday!” Yah, freak!

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  5. Gina

    August 17th, 2012

    I don’t know. Seeing all the pats on the back he got for holding a dead baby and thumb wrestling a boy from Philadelphia there may be some takers on this one.

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  6. Sarthurk

    August 18th, 2012

    This was when I realized what politics was all about. Billy was bad. How the hell did he get elected? The only reason is voter fraud. No people in their correct mind would vote for a traitor. Barry is a perfect example.
    Revolution is the only answer.

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  7. Plain Jane

    August 18th, 2012

    So the big blue condoms on the map indicate what exactly. And the little blue condoms indicate what again.

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  8. Plain Jane

    August 18th, 2012

    And the balloon shapes mean?

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  9. Debbie

    August 18th, 2012

    Feck off, you money-grubbing, sexual-harassing, crooked-willy, stain-making old rapist!

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  10. Buck Ofama

    August 18th, 2012

    FUCK OFF, ASSHOLE!!! And take that shrew of a wife with you.

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  11. Slaphappypap

    August 18th, 2012

    Stop raping women in bathroom stalls!!!

    Happy Birthday.

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  12. Moxie Man

    August 18th, 2012

    One of these days, you’ll reflect on all the people you’ve crossed, the women you scarred for life and the myriad of bodies strewn across the state of Arkansas and Fort Marcy Park and who-knows-where.

    Oh BTW, Happy Birthday

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  13. Boobie the Racist Dog

    August 18th, 2012

    It would take an Obama to make a Clinton look good. He claimed credit for the economy when it was the dotcom bubble. He did NOT claim the blame for the housing problems that really were his fault.

    And, worst of all, he empowered Hillary, an empty -headed (see you next Tues.) if ever there was one.

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  14. bob

    August 18th, 2012

    happy birthday as you get old and slobbery
    may it help you forget all the rape and robbery

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  15. Gigaparsec

    August 18th, 2012

    The Clinton library looks like a big soggy Tampon. What the fuck is up with that Billy Bob?

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  16. Boobie the Racist Dog

    August 18th, 2012

    The Clinton co-presidency?
    See the next article, about the two-headed snake…

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  17. Snowball the Sourpuss

    August 18th, 2012

    “Giggity! Can’t wait til I’m sixty-nine!!”

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  18. dba...vagabond trader

    August 18th, 2012

    Old lecher! They’ll be wheeling his old ass around to draw a crowd. Degenerate commies!

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  19. ingvard

    August 18th, 2012

    So good to see that the replaced cartlage in your nose has held up from your heavy coke useage from the late 70′s and 80′s.

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  20. Joe

    August 18th, 2012

    Happy birthday, pervert.

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  21. mj loehrer

    August 18th, 2012

    Bill: Eat me!

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  22. Cruisin' Cat

    August 18th, 2012

    Why celebrate another Billy-Bob Birthday?
    He’s had too many already.

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  23. Jethro

    August 18th, 2012

    ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
    βΪΤΣ ṂΣ

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  24. Jethro

    August 18th, 2012

    I sent it, signed “Anonymous Victim” at βΪΤΣ ṂΣ@gmail.com.
    It jumped to a donation page – rat bastard!

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  25. Nutjob

    August 18th, 2012

    Happy Birthday and don’t spend all of that illegal chinese campaign money in overseas account in 1 place or should I say titty bar.

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  26. bitterclinger

    August 18th, 2012

    Dear Pantload,

    You were the opening act to decades of disgrace perpetrated by your commie party. It’s a shame you ever got a chance to sit in the Oval (too bad that’s all you didn’t do), but it was such a relief to see you go — even if you and Cankles did make off with all the silverware. HB.

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  27. Jackwoodson

    August 18th, 2012

    I’d say blow me but that’s not a memory I’d want to carry with me the rest of my days.

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  28. Nutjob

    August 18th, 2012

    The kids of china would like to thank you for all of the slave labor jobs you sold out america on for campaign money.

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  29. Nutjob

    August 18th, 2012

    The PLA (peoples liberation army)of China would like to wish you a happy birthday for Norincos business selling to the 100,000 new police officers you put on the streets with their equipment.

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  30. Nutjob

    August 18th, 2012

    The colombian cartels would like to say thanks for being the middleman/dropoff/shipping point for cocaine in the iran/contra drugs for arms deal while you were governor.

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