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Oh NOOOO! The Kiss of Death – Paul Ryan Eats a Hot Dog in Public!
Careful… conservatives are judged more harshly than naturally faggy progtards…. careful…
YES!!! Ryan goes in for the sideways kill!
Not like this-
:
The man likes his tube steak.
reddecaesari
August 17th, 2012
before he ate it,
paul shot, skinned and sausaged the meat.
HE’S THE DUDE.
plus he bought a douche reporter chris moody a hotdog because it was his birthday. and chris is a democraut!
Bad Brad
August 17th, 2012
HaHa. He ate it like a Taco. And you know what they say. If god didn’t make it look like a Taco he—– well you get the point.
scribble
August 17th, 2012
obama likes to practice.
scribble
August 17th, 2012
How come they never eat hamburgers on the campaign trail?
Chuck U Farley
August 17th, 2012
He didn’t build that hotdog.
Annie
August 17th, 2012
1st photo looks like a council of men: no limp wrists, no crinkle-nose bitch grins. Never, ever has there been a photo of Obama like this.
hanoverfist
August 17th, 2012
0 eats it just likt he bows to it.
Chuck U Farley
August 17th, 2012
Nice load of cheese-fries too.
I’m sure Mooch would disapprove.
serfer62
August 17th, 2012
2 non standard hotdogs. Fried onion rings. Eats like a man
The Won likes man eats
Chuck U Farley
August 17th, 2012
But, you gotta admit, Barry’s the master at horking a weiner.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
August 17th, 2012
Ryan’s thinking, “mmmm”
0bama’s thinking, “Bow wow”
Debbie
August 17th, 2012
ROFL!!
OMG, two of ‘em!
Richard 654
August 17th, 2012
That first pic… Ryan is really listening. He’s asking, politely for the job of Vice President and he wants to hear what you’re saying.
I’m probably projecting… but that’s what it looks like to me.
hanoverfist
August 17th, 2012
654
Wish I looked that good with 5:00 shadow.:-(
CrustyB
August 17th, 2012
Obama goes full-blown Larry Sinclair on the red hots, doesn’t he?
Moe Tom
August 17th, 2012
What an intense look. He is paying attention to what is being said. Great quality in a man.
eternal cracker p
August 17th, 2012
I say we call him “TWO DAWGS.”
Just because. He can. And they can’t.
Fuck’em.
AbigailAdams
August 18th, 2012
I say this with a little hyperbole but, please dear God, if R&R change nothing else, maybe they can usher in a new era where looking, behaving and sounding like a real man is vogue. No bed head haircuts, none of those oversized stocking caps, no more studied, I-just-pulled-this-t-shirt-out-of-the-bottom-of-the-dirty-clothes-hamper-layered-shirts look and no more patches of half-shaved-off facial hair, no more slovenly posture and men trying to look “sexy” by waxing their chest hairs and spending more on hair goo than women. I bet Ryan gets his hair cut at a real barber, not some guy in platform shoes named Steph-an. I want real men who don’t consult with women named Valerie and Michelle before they make a decision to kill America’s Public Enemy #1 and then leak nat’l security info that gets our troops killed.
Ryan gets two votes from me for eating kraut on ‘em.
Wagtube
August 18th, 2012
That looks like a brat, and we like those big buns up here. Not Moochelle sized buns, but healthy buns covered in kraut. Given a choice a WI person will choose brat. jussayin.
Boobie the Racist Dog
August 18th, 2012
That big ol’ plate of chili cheese fries is makin’ me hungry. And very little beats a char-broiled brat on a bun. (And one of the things that does is a big-ass Iowa fried pork cutlet on a fresh bun with peppered mayo, but you can’t get ‘em in DemocRAT counties.)
This guy has taste, on top of everything else!
Island Girl
August 18th, 2012
How refreshing to see a real man…bring it on!
Snowball the Sourpuss
August 18th, 2012
LOL!!! One thousand thumbs up on this post!! Barry, do the tube steak boogie. Sorry I didn’t dot this at the end…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAxccK-KgBI
Snowball the Sourpuss
August 18th, 2012
Ah, I see it doesn’t matter anymore. Cool.
President Obama
August 18th, 2012
Pfft. He doesn’t even cup the tater tots.
charlotte
August 18th, 2012
Larry showed Barry how to: whole tube end on!
Jerry Manderin
August 18th, 2012
Barry just loves to gag!
ThisObamaNation
August 18th, 2012
HOMELAND SECURITY INFORMANT CLAIMS THAT THERE ARE 20,000 RUSSIAN SPETSNAZ COMMANDOS WAITING ON STAND BY INSIDE THE U.S.A.
http://www.beaconequity.com/new-dhs-informant-leaks-a-shocker-2012-08-17/
fxdwg69
August 18th, 2012
You can’t say with a straight face that Obamao is a stranger to the cock.
Anonymous
August 18th, 2012
Deep Throat O
FreeMan - Sorry Sarah, Next Time
August 18th, 2012
And from left to right, what a great metaphor.
Did Moose see those cheese fries? Stand back.
Open The Door
August 18th, 2012
Ryan knows how to eat a hot dog.
O’Bama knows how to eat a dog.
norman einstein
August 18th, 2012
Paul Ryan about to speak live from Florida on Fox News.
sig94
August 18th, 2012
The men are here.
The moment is now.
Get the incompetent manchild and his attendant priesthood of homosexuals and communists out of the White House.
Anonymous
August 18th, 2012
That first post: “democrauts” Excellent!
And because you didn’t build that, I’m going to redistribute it as Demokrauts. And sometimes as Demokkkrauts.
tripseven
August 18th, 2012
Since the kiss-in was a flop, homo Barry started his own fast food chain…Dick-Fil-A
NoLikeO
August 18th, 2012
You can just tell 0-man has spent awful lot of time at Man Country….then with Reggie, before he flew the coop.
PLEASE VOTE THIS SCUMBAG OUT OF OFFICE. PROMISE ME!!!
kvn
August 18th, 2012
tripseven, I thought it was Dick-Feel-A.
kvn
August 18th, 2012
Should have a NSFW warning before pictures of Obama going down on a wiener.
tripseven
August 18th, 2012
@kvn…yer right
Sorry for the typo!
dizzymissl
August 18th, 2012
Hot.
That’s all.