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We need one more monkey if we’re gonna fuck this football . . . . ., Hey Barack!

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now imagine a video of this with a song from ‘right said fred’: I’m too sexy for my back hair!

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Nice moobs

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Wait…WTF…is Jerry Sandusky out on bail?

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“Sorry Ladies”

The hell with that, Sorry humanity.

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I know I messed up on your “Hardball Questions” game but this is what I meant when I wished for a projectile vomit superpower. If I could make myself vomit on command I would travel around the world just for the opportunity to do it on people like Biden just as pictures are being taken on a leisurely day at the beach.

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Stupid hat, man boobs, love handles, tag sticking out of his shorts, and playing with a Nerf football. Thank God he’s married! Where’s the ball and chain?

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did his tampon come loose in the first photo?

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Socks on a beach? Are you serious?!

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Isnt this shark week?

I smell a Psi Ops action!

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You need to go to this site:
http://news.discovery.com/history/preserved-brain-bog-england-110406.html

It’s an article about the discovery of an intact human brain that’s 2,680 years old in a bog in England. Over half the comments are exactly what I thought; they found Bucket Head’s brain.

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That’s one of those joke hats with hair sewn inside on the band.

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“…love handles in the sand”

Old Pat Boone song

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A few more months and he’ll have a body like Ted the swimmer Kennedy Anyone got that photo of the pregnant Ted?

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GM
Gallager’s mop?

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“The Villages…”

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I’m sorry but I don’t recognize the backside. All’s I see are roll-a-dub-dubs. Maybe the headline should say “who is this?”

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I’m sorry but I don’t recognize the backside. All’s I see are roll-a-dub-dubs. Maybe the headline should say “who is this?”

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First photo.. hip bulge where the pocket netting is coming above the waist line. I’ve stocked many dollars of bills in that pocket… he has something more, boys!

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I thought Ted Kennedy was dead. Please don’t tell me that they embalmed him with Irish Whiskey and somehow he came back to life and is infesting Rehobeth Beach Delaware as a sock/sandal Shoobie.

The Chappaquiddick Kid just keeps going and going and going and going and going and going………and going and going and………going…..

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“Sorry Ladies, He’s Married.” Well, God Bless her. And we thought Joe wasn’t the sharpest nail in the box…

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@Moe Tom, ya mean this one? Aaarrrgh!
http://tinyurl.com/caj5ps6

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“…love handles in the sand”

Old Pat Boone song

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a blast from the past–Golden-Oldies

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did his tampon come loose in the first photo?

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naw, ya big silly.. that’s the corner of his Depends™.

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Whitey Bulger surveillance photos?

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yo yo yo my boyee Greazy Joe be off da chain, yo! ……but I gots to tell ya, he been damn niggardly with the campaign appearances after this week’s campaign speech disasters.

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So who is this? That looks like HyannisPort in the background but we know Ted’s dead.

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Eeeooww – and this is a heart failure away from leading the greatest nation on earth! Kinda scary. Do you think he knows what niggardly means?

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If I were a betting man I’d place a few bucks on Biden not being the VP nominee. He’s been fucking up more than usual, they gave him the weekend off during what’s arguably going to be the closet presidential race since 2000 and his handlers let a photographer close enough to take some extremely unflattering pics. Maybe not Clinton (although I’d go better than even money on that) but there may be some other candidates out there that could carry the middle.

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“If I were a betting man I’d place a few bucks on Biden not being the VP nominee.”

I’ve beed quite tempted indeed, to short him on Intrade. But… there are so many great positions now (like betting on Romney.Wisconsin, Romney.Iowa). It would be the rational thing to do. BUT this Obama Campaign is hardly, err, rational.

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Biden, eh? I think he’s done his job admirably.

His job, of course, is to keep Obumfuk alive by being a demonstrably worse alternative.

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Whaddya mean he’s on the beach, getting a touch of the sun? He’s already touched!

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HOMELAND SECURITY INFORMANT CLAIMS THAT THERE ARE 20,000 RUSSIAN SPETSNAZ COMMANDOS WAITING ON STAND BY INSIDE THE U.S.A.

http://www.beaconequity.com/new-dhs-informant-leaks-a-shocker-2012-08-17/

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Norman That’s the one. It’s worse than I had imagined. His third anniversary of sobriety is comming up Aug 25.

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Only 50 more pounds of blubber to go and the new Ted Kennedy will emerge onto the beach.

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Sorry homos, he’s married

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