I am posting this without perusing the site.
I looked at the front page. There are no porn pics or anything of that nature. It’s all text. But this has got to be comedy gold. I’ll be back in a half hour.
Update: Half Hour Shmalf Hour. I’m back in ten minutes. Right on the front page. A gay project aimed at Mitt Romney.
GOT MORMON MILK?
Suits, power, and a clean cut secret society
The Mormonboyz site is relaunching this September, featuring hot young Mormon missionaries and their higher ranking priesthood leaders–business-like, suit-wearing, men of the Videntium Oraculi. Except this time, Mormonboyz will kickstart things with the creation of a porn film, Got Mormon Milk?
Got Mormon Milk?
The film, and subsequently the website, will chronicle how I inadvertently unveiled the (very sexual) rituals that are performed as a rite of passage into this secret society–A secret society that I suspect has definitely touched Mitt Romney, given his LDS clout and political status. As the best way I can think of to kick off the relaunch of the Mormonboyz website, I will enter the documentary Got Mormon Milk? into the HUMP! amateur porn festival this fall. Given the upcoming 2012 presidential election, the timing just seems right!
When complete and if accepted to HUMP!, the 6 scene porn documentary Got Mormon Milk? will provide the perfect antidote for those wanting relief from Obama v. Romney 2012. Indeed, Mitt will have just spent hundreds of millions of dollars in an effort to convince the public that his ass–clad in magic underpants–should be firmly planted on the seat of power. So it seems prudent that Americans take a long, hard, uncut look under the hood, to really grapple with the gravity of these magic Mormon underwear!
I have to keep browsing. This is like RegrEtsy, only more deranged.
Here’s one where the guy wants to make a porn site and he has absolutely NOTHING. You are basically funding him so he can surround himself with naked women.
BUDGET: Start up costs and 1st years’ production:
Filming location & office:
Deposits 3.750 USD
Filming location rent 11.250 USD
Furnitures 1.800 USD
Decoration 600 USD
Cameras 5.500 USD
Lighting 250 USD
Sound 250 USD
Software 300 USD
Other 1.000 USD
Production Manager (myself) 0 USD
Location Manager 30.000 USD
Licker girl 1 30.000 USD
Licker girl 2 30.000 USD
Licker girl 3 30.000 USD
The first 30 models 150.000 USD
Domain & hosting 130 USD
Graphic design 1.250 USD
CMS 3.500 USD
Programming 8.700 USD
Streaming 100 USD
Vibrators 12.500 USD
Shipment boxes 250 USD
Warehouse 0 USD
VAT registration 200 USD
Accounting 1.950 USD
Lawyer 9.500 USD
Offbeatr fee, 20% 70.720 USD
Streaming costs, donors 8.000 USD
Gifts, donors 6.500 USD
Shipment costs, gifts 6.000 USD
= Total costs 424.000 USD
After the launch, the production of content should be able to move on with own and/or external production funded by membership fees.
If you find this project interesting, your donation would be highly appreciated! And of course, please feel free to ask any question you might have. Thank you very much.
That’s an awful lot of vibrators. And why does the graphic designer get crapola?