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The Hardballs Are Coming…
… as soon as they run out of their endless supply of softballs.
These are actual questions Obama has gotten in recent days from various press corpseman.
1 “If you had a super power, what would it be?”
2 “What’s your favorite song to work out to?”
3 “Is [the campaign bus] comfortable?”
4 “Do you actually get to use your blackberry?”
5. “Red or Green [Chiles]?”
6. “What’s your favorite New Mexican food?”
7. “If we were to visit Chicago, what place would you recommend to get some really good soul food?”
8. “I know your real favorite song has got to be “Call Me Maybe.” You can tell us. It’s okay.”
But we can do better
RickeyG
August 17th, 2012
Boxers or briefs?
MM
August 17th, 2012
Pitiful-our country is doing the Big Swirly and this fucker gets a pass
dtm
August 17th, 2012
Airhead interviewer: Spit or swallow?
Obama: Swallow.
Stranded in Sonoma
August 17th, 2012
Being that he’s a homosexual, I would have thought he would’ve been asked, “Pearls or diamonds?”
You can tell us. It’s okay.
Stranded in Sonoma
August 17th, 2012
The ability to discern stupid and useless softball questions from bootlicking propagandists so I don’t have to answer them.
Hey! I do have super powers!
Gina
August 17th, 2012
1. Projectile vomiting on command
2. The Prodigy Smack My Bitch UP
3. No
4. No
5. Green
6. Dorito shell tacos
7. KFC
8. Still have no idea what that song is and yes “it’s OK”
scribble
August 17th, 2012
If you had a brain, would you use it?
scribble
August 17th, 2012
It’s a snowy evening at Camp David. Michelle or Reggie?
Bad Brad
August 17th, 2012
Are you getting use to our American ways yet?
Gomez's Hamburger
August 17th, 2012
If you had to do it all over again without the lies, corruption, and criminal activity, would you still do it?
Stranded in Sonoma
August 17th, 2012
Chihuahua.
cfm990
August 17th, 2012
Chocolate or vanilla, e.g., Reggie or Larry?
Jim
August 17th, 2012
“Which of your pillows does Joe bight?”
Jim
August 17th, 2012
Which flower does your poop smell like?
Moe Tom
August 17th, 2012
Aside.
I watched a bit of “hardball” this afternoon. Tingles wasn’t on, some bearded guy had Michael Costa of National Review and Ron Reagan of NAMBLA, or whatever. Reagan is like a white Toure. I didn’t watch much but it seems that the libs are concerned that Paul Ryan studied Ayn Rand which makes him evil.
Just sayin’.
Diann
August 17th, 2012
Top or Bottom?
Jim
August 17th, 2012
What’s Joes favorite cartoon?
Gomez's Hamburger
August 17th, 2012
Does your black half ever engage in race riots against your white half?
Jim
August 17th, 2012
Obama: Joes favorite cartoon? Oh that’s easy, Scooby Doo…we even had Solyndra make a little “Mystery Machine” for him.
Gomez's Hamburger
August 17th, 2012
How will you punish the niggerators who blaspheme your name?
even steven
August 17th, 2012
Cap’n Crunch or Pop Tarts?
Horrorman18
August 17th, 2012
Have you ever kissed the ground you just walked on?
Xavier
August 17th, 2012
When I saw that list I thought, “Did someone revive Connie Chung?”
Unneutral
August 17th, 2012
Vasline or K-Y?
mkultra
August 17th, 2012
KY or Super Glide?
mkultra
August 17th, 2012
Why is your administration full of homosexuals?
Do they ever fight with your jihadist muzzie advisors?
Jethro
August 17th, 2012
Did “Frank” rape you?
Horrorman18
August 17th, 2012
Does dog taste just like chicken?
Anonymous
August 17th, 2012
I just know his favorite song to work out with is “Mandy” by Barry Manilow.
It makes Reggie all aggressive ‘n shit.
Boobie the Racist Dog
August 18th, 2012
C’mon, Fur. The plural of “corpseman” is “corpsemen.”
Sheesh!
Boobie the Racist Dog
August 18th, 2012
@Horrorman18 – EXCELLENT!
R. Neville
August 18th, 2012
From what height did your momma drop you on your head when you were a baby….to make you SO FUCKING STUPID????
R. Neville
August 18th, 2012
Why are you so petrified of the military? Is it because there are real men and women and heroes and heroines in it? No, asswipe, I didn’t say “heroin”….so you can forget about joining up. You couldn’t pass the background check anyway.
Callmelennie
August 18th, 2012
Do you ever find it strange to be the Commander in Chief of the military, when you personally would have been rejected as an enlistee at any recruiting station in the country?
Callmelennie
August 18th, 2012
Does it ever concern you that half this country is so stupid it would elect a person who obviously hates this country President?
General Ripper
August 18th, 2012
so Barry, what’s your preferred anal sex lube: KY, Vaseline, Jurgens, Astro Glide, Crisco lard, spit or good ol’ “Anal Lube” (New & improved, with less grit!)?
General Ripper
August 18th, 2012
So Barry, if you were a Keebler Elf, would your job title be fudgepacker?
Nutjob
August 18th, 2012
If you can calm the oceans, can you stop hurricanes and tornados?
If you could perform basic math would you actually use it?
Why do you hate america?
Noelegy
August 18th, 2012
@Jim, Obama doesn’t poop. He performs an Act of Immaculate Excretion.
And it smells like beautiful lilies.