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  1. Jim

    August 17th, 2012

    Biden: Yeah…this guy here wants to put all you Darkies in chains! Look at him. He’s not fit. When I was his age I was a strongman at the circus. Of course that was after my career with the Jets.

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  2. Left Coast Dan

    August 17th, 2012

    That hair!

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  3. cassandra

    August 17th, 2012

    You shouldna posted that! I was trying not to picture him that way!! Aww! Gorgeous!

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  4. NoMoBo

    August 17th, 2012

    He’s gorgeous. I saw a tweet after he was announced as Romney’s VP choice. Something like “I love Paul Ryan’s mind. I’d like to wrap my legs around it.” ;-)

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  5. dude

    August 17th, 2012

    Gotta do a side by side photo with obumbles, that would be funny

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  6. super toe

    August 17th, 2012

    He’s a fine looking man, but I have to say his best feature are those beautiful baby blues.
    What a happy looking couple they are !

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  7. BigFurHat

    August 17th, 2012

    I look at this pic and think… “man, is that water dirty.”

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  8. NoMoBo

    August 17th, 2012

    Aw, Fur. Don’t you at least think Janna is cute?

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  9. Moe Tom

    August 17th, 2012

    BFH Been to Lake Welch lately?

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  10. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 17th, 2012

    BFH Been to Lake Welch lately?

    Been to Clear Lake lately? It’s so clear, you can see the beer cans on the bottom.

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  11. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 17th, 2012

    Barky only goes into the water up to his knees because he can’t swim. Mooshell never goes near water.

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  12. reddecaesari

    August 17th, 2012

    captain studly

    100 percent real

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  13. bitterclinger

    August 17th, 2012

    I bet the Kennedys grit their teeth over Paul’s hair.

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  14. Chuck U Farley

    August 17th, 2012

    From what I understand this pic is about 6 years old, before he started doing the P90X workout.

    Reportedly he now has six-pack abs.

    Another reason for libstains munching on cheese doodles, siting on mom’s old couch in her basement, to hate him.

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  15. US Navy Corpseman

    August 17th, 2012

    Picture Biden in speedo with black socks and wingtips. Poor ol’ Slo Joe.

    Reminds me of an old joke I saw on this site years ago.

    Clinton and Gore decided to take afternoon off and hit the beach. Both wearing swim trunks. After a spell, Gore points out all the bikini-clad beauties nearby.
    “I noticed” said Bill.
    “Well, I’m gonna stroll by and see if I can get some action”. Gore got up and walked up and down the beach and then returned to Clinton.
    “Nothing, they’re not interested” said Gore.
    “Well, see that stand over there? Go get a baked potato and slip it in your shorts. Improve your package.”
    Gore gets the potato and returns to the beach and strolls up and down past the girls. He returns to Clinton dejectedly and says “They just laughed at me and pointed”.

    “Al, you’re supposed to put the potato in front”.

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  16. bob

    August 17th, 2012

    It’s Official! The reps have closed the Arousal Gap!

    (remember that one? Rush came up with it years ago. Clinton had the ladies all moist)

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  17. Steve

    August 17th, 2012

    Seen better legs on a barstool!

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  18. DanlBoone

    August 17th, 2012

    see, that’s the thing–lotsa badass Werewolves have sweet petty wives–everyting is teh cool — yea/

    yea..it’s teh cool arighty

    One tell–pshh the hair. Werewolves emerge from underwater covert ops with hair that is freakin’ PERFECT!

    if yer hair is perfect when youse exit from inderwater–youse just might be a Werewolf..

    :cool:

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  19. DanlBoone

    August 17th, 2012

    sweet, pRetty wives–dammit

    :shock:

    Kenyans have petty wives as a rule..

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  20. DanlBoone

    August 17th, 2012

    notice Romney is wearing jeans and stuff on the stump?

    peeps think it’s to take a little gloss from the fact that the man made wealth by working as a businessman in America–tsk, tsk

    Werewolves have virtuouso tailors–it tends to show-

    and what with the perfect hair of a Werewolf–hey

    :cool:

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  21. DanlBoone

    August 17th, 2012

    bitterclinger wrote:
    I bet the Kennedys grit their teeth over Paul’s hair.

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    woh! [Woh!]

    super-keen insight..

    :cool: you don’t happen to wear
    Super High-Tech Werewolf Shades™

    er, uh, I mean, do you have any Grey Poupon?

    :cool:

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  22. Maudie N Mandeville

    August 17th, 2012

    Love a confident modest pretty lady in a one pc. What, no anus tattoo?

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  23. Plain Jane

    August 17th, 2012

    Maudie, I’m pretty sure that is a two piece Lands End or LL Bean. Moderately priced.

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  24. Maudie N Mandeville

    August 17th, 2012

    Plain Jane, I knew I would be corrected.

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  25. dizzymissl

    August 17th, 2012

    He’s hot. I’m breathless.

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  26. reddecaesari

    August 17th, 2012

    @dan

    what exactly are you trying to tell us?

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  27. Bad Brad

    August 17th, 2012

    PX 90. He’s a gym rat. That means discipline. His wife sporten some killer knees. I know, I’m a dick.

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  28. Bad Brad

    August 18th, 2012

    DanlBoone,

    I have the Super High-Tech Werewolf Shades™. They eliminate the glare on the water when yur trying to stick shallow bass in the face with a sharp hook.

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  29. Plain Jane

    August 18th, 2012

    @ Maudie

    Sorry, didn’t mean to “correct” you. I just very familiar with those suits. I look horrible in them and returned the skirted bottom. Actually, I look horrible in everything except a tent.

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  30. Anonymous

    August 18th, 2012

    Nice!

    Republicans are 2 for 2 now with Vice Presidential hotties

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  31. Katechon

    August 18th, 2012

    Beautiful man !!

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  32. Joe

    August 18th, 2012

    The Romneys and Ryans are decent people, decent families. I pray for them daily and that they win in November.

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  33. NoLikeO

    August 18th, 2012

    This picture was years ago….he’s buffed up and her hair is different….this is in OKLA., But doesn’t matter….he’s a REAL man…probably doesn’t wear those girly gay sandals that your president wears;) BTW….sandals made in Poc e stan. Your prez likes those Poc e stans…..but you know that;)

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