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Eric Boehlert – Muffin Top Mook
Yesterday, a hall-of-fame level jackass, Eric Boehlert, was excoriated on Twitter for implying that Navy Seal Team 6 was gutless.
I like the Maggie’s Notebook summary:
From the first photo below, you see that Media Matters’ Eric Boehlert, on the left, is clearly NOT gutless, he’s a muffin top. Every SEAL I’ve had the pleasure to see was clearly a flat belly. Believe me, Eric Boehlert is not only NOT a flat belly, he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer either. In 2008, Boehlert predicted Fox News was dead meat (or in his actual words “F**ked). A quick look at Boehlert’s work at Media Matters and elsewhere shows that he will not vote for Mitt Romney, and he is ticked that the SEALs, SpecOps and US Intel in the Dishonorable Disclosures project might do so. The nerve of those SEALs.
More here – including the Muffin Top pic.
But if you have the time, I’m reposting the video that started it all – the Navy Seals’ dressing down of Obama.
Diann
August 17th, 2012
Before you judge, remember, I’m remarkably shallow.
Good gracious Navy SEALs are hot, hot, hot.
Meddler
August 17th, 2012
IMO this video must be spread across the land. Any politician…Dem or Pub…must be held to the same standards of OPSEC employed by our military. I have never understood how any political party could nominate any candidate for POTUS who could not pass a basic security clearance check not to mention get said nominee elected. This whole affair is treason of the first order and those responsible should be punished to the full extent of the law.
Callmelennie
August 17th, 2012
Does some dipshit leftist journohack really think he can make this story go away by calling Navy SEALs names?
They’re even dumber than I thought they were .. and I already thought there were no bounds to their stupidity
AbigailAdams
August 17th, 2012
@Diann — Yup, I saw the calendar at Maggie’s. Thank God for Navy Seals.
kirbyfrancis
August 17th, 2012
Eric Boehlert, a very ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer.
‘What are you so happy about?’ asks the
barman.
“Well”, I’ll tell you,’ replies Boehlert,
‘You know, I live by the railroad tracks.
Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and
took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did
everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!’
‘Fantastic!’ exclaimed the barman. ‘You lucky bastard, was she pretty?
Dunno…………Never found the head!
tripseven
August 17th, 2012
Who do you want on your side…Ben Smith or the dipshit Eric Boehlert?
Mr Smith is one of America’s finest. Can anyone, other than Eric Boehlert, not see the sheer masculinity, determination and strength in its purest form in this man’s face alone?!?
Too many idiots just cant fathom where freedom comes from. I think Im gonna puke now.
norman einstein
August 17th, 2012
@kirby, you sumbitch! Thanks for your post!!
That used to be my favorite joke, but I’d forgotten all about it.
Freaking hilarious! (I’m taking a screen cap, so I don’t lose it again.)
CrustyB
August 17th, 2012
Eric Boehlert is the wad his mother should have spit down the toilet. And I’m being generous because I’m in a good mood.
Recovered Demoholic
August 17th, 2012
Broken link should read:
http://www.maggiesnotebook.com/2012/08/muffin-top-eric-boehlert-calls-americas-perfect-male-specimens-navy-seals-gutless/
MM
August 17th, 2012
Really, what kind of human debris is Obama? Gosh, I hope I’m around to see the payback because he’s got a whopper coming.
Chuck U Farley
August 17th, 2012
Gawd, how I loathe and despise these people.
To think we have actually come to a time in our country where a President, his whole administration and the press would use the lives of the best people we have to offer as political pawns is despicable.
These people have no conscience, no morals, no shame. They hold no ideals. They care not for any one of us, especially the military that they fervently hate.
This president must be defeated if we are to continue as a country!