Home - by Cardigan - August 17, 2012 - 19:30 America/New_York - 96 Comments
August 17th, 2012
Do that one more time and I’ll bite it off!!!
“I just shmoked bath salts and I’m gonna bite your Kenyan face off!”
“The better to eat you with…”
I’m gonna put y’all back in chains.
Well Pookie. You think they’re buying all this Bullshit I keep throwing at them. If not. It’s time to pack-yo-shit and head back to Chi-town.
Mmmm. Honey, you’re kisses taste just like a rack of ribs, a trio of Big Macs, a supreme pizza, a dozen Kriepy Kremes, and a gallon of root beer. I can’t WAIT to taste them again after you eat lunch!
“If I’m reelected will have the taxpayers get you those invisible braces.”
BO: I swear if you kiss me I’ll bite your dick off.
MO: Idiot. You’re too stupid to come up with something original. That’s the exact same thing I said to you during the last photo op.
Get out! Get outta there!
Screw this election up, Barry, and you’re going to need that lifelong Secret Service protection.
We are about to have our ass handed to us. When is Kenya’s next presidential election? Put a bone thru my nose and I’m all over it.
Im putting this fake smile on my face for the cameras only you loser. Just wait until January when I can dump your ass and find a real man like Putin that will give me real power.
obama thought balloon
she looks better with bain chocolate
“we’ll” – yikes!
Remember that time when we got kicked out of Baskin Robins because of that terrible fart you let out, and we had to lap up melted ice cream off the curb?
Stranded in Sonoma
MO: Looking at you, I can taste the bile in the back of my throat.
BO: I used to taste things in the back of my throat, too.
(background music) — “Theme from ‘Jaws’”
Like my new teeth?
“when you wear reggie’s cologne and i close my eyes you’re almost kissable!”
Dayum, baby! We’re gonna have to look into braces for those nasty teefuses when we get back to Rahmville.
Ya got some dog stuck in your teeth, babe.
Chuck U Farley
“Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola. Lola.”
Sharpie eyebrows really make the woman.
GM Car Of The Future
Michelle: “Niggerization? Is that what we’re calling it now?”
GET TO THE CHOPPERS!!
You so cute, when you act hetro.
Example of a liberal trophy wife – they’re all equally ugly.
I think we fooled them, that sex change operation really worked…. Michael…. errr Michelle…
BO – “You could eat a corncob through a picket fence!”
Mooh – “I know! — he-he — I just did!
(In my best Count Dracula voice) I am going to bite your neck!
“Halitosis you can believe in”
US Navy Corpseman
Is that a smile or a snarl? My female Doberman used to display her teeth like that before she’d bite something.
Bo’s new chew toy has your teeth sparkling white, moochie.
It’s called a kiss cam, Barack. Pretend you’re straight Rock Hudson and I’m Doris Day.
I love your simian smile
Photo Opt Out
We’re on camera, try not to look so ugly.
It’d take an entire case of Viagra, just sayin’.
[Barry:] I got you to hold my hand
[Mooch:] I got you cause we both prefer a man
[Barry:] I got you to watch me pee
[Mooch:] I got you to blaspheme
[Barry:] I got you to kiss my ass
[Mooch:] I got you to scold and trash
[Barry:] I got your nuts, I won’t let go
[Mooch:] I cut yours off, I told you so
[BOTH:] I got you babe
Artist’s recreation of Australopithecine courting ritual.
Take your stinkin’ paws off me you _____dirty _____!
We’re so clean and articulate
Talk clean to me baby!
Bend over and crack a smile!
Roscoe P. Soultrane
“Aww, I was gonna say that!”
Why Barry, you look so clean and articulate today.
Wasn’t this very scene in “Alien”???
Friend of the family
They are kind of happy with each other aren’t they?
Who’s my wookie?
Maudie N Mandeville
“We sure did a number on America in 4 short years, Mooch. Didn’t I tell ya?”
Mo: *Pretend he’s Oprah*
Bo: *Pretend she’s Regie.*
Nice cornrows on the cornholer.
I bet you could eat an apple thru a tennis racket
Announcer: this photo is from Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom: the Marlin Perkins collection.
Here we see a baby piranha trying to eat the face off of one of the local native tribesman of Africa. It should be noted the tribesman happens to belong to the long lost Fuckarewe tribe of Kenya..In the long grass of Africa there is lives a tribe of pygmees called the Fuckarewe tribe, we know they are called this, because they jump up and down in the long grass yelling “Were the fuckarewe, were the fuckarewe”
“Michelle. Your breath smells like ass, B.O., and crotch.”
“I just put in another order for a truck-load of chemical hair straightner for me and Opra. This will ensure us a lifetime supply! The taxpaxers ‘owe’ us and we shall ‘collect’! Oh Barry, now we can still have the ‘white look’ without giving up our ability to still play the Race Card!”.
August 18th, 2012
That’s right Barack – tonight you is gonna suck my dick.
Bloomberg gave me all the Trojan products they stopped. I’m using several of them right now. You’re free to go see Reggie.
Oh Mo eye can hardly wait fo that Army Ranger named bigdick to come visit us , he gonna take turns butt banging bofus ,oh lawsie i kaint wait fo it. heard he got a biggun . he tor bauny frank ass up , an pelosi got reamed good ,so she has to use rolls of hand towls stead of tampons heh .
Boobie the Racist Dog
They told me that Baskin-Robbins just put up a “pissoir” at 53rd and Dorchester. It’s a big rock withour pictures on it!”
“What’s a pissoir?”
Good Allah!! You UGLY!!!!
America’s One-Sided Race War, Part III
The ostensibly vulgar word ”Niggerization” is apparently okay with left-wingers when spoken by a black man in the throes of villifying Mitt Romney for saying, “This is what an angry and desperate presidency looks like” and “Mr. President, take your campaign of division and anger and hate back to Chicago.”
In an amazingly dumb rant on Thursday’s edition of MSNBC’s “The Cycle,” co-host Touré Neblett interpreted Romney’s description of Barack Hussein Obama’s presidency and the governor’s suggestion that the Obama campaign is based on hatred and divisiveness as racist.
Touré, who goes by a single name since he perceives himself as much a star as Rihanna and Beyonce’ and Gaga, outlined his indignation over Romney: ”I mean, that really bothered me. You notice he says anger twice. He’s really trying to use racial coding and access some really deep stereotypes about the angry black man. This is part of the playbook against Obama, the “otherization”; he’s not like us. I know it’s a heavy thing to say, I don’t say it lightly, but this is Niggerization. You are not one of use [sic]. You are like the scary black man we’ve been trained to fear.” (http://tiny.cc/rth7iw)
In addition to using a variation of the banned N-word, Touré’s Romney attacks are offensive on many other levels and his paranoia and ignorance are showing.
“Anger” has evolved into code for “angry black man”? Romney maintains a racist “playbook against Obama”? Is “otherization” any more a word than “niggerization”? Is Touré less qualified than Al Sharpton to serve as an MSNBC host? Is Touré engaging in tactical “racewarization”?
The uproar involving Joe Biden’s transparent effort to scare African-American voters into again voting en masse for Obama-Biden in November was unusual in that most of Obama’s mainstream media climbed on board to criticize hapless Joe, unlike their non-reaction to Touré.
However, there was a method to the madness of Obama’s MSM: They wanted to force Biden off the ticket to make room for Hillary Clinton in the Number Two spot. They failed because they didn’t appreciate the depth of Mrs. Clinton’s ego (second place? gasp!) and that what the court clown said to his largely black audience in Danville, Virginia, “They gonna put y’all back in chains”, was merely vintage Biden.
To be sure, as Douglas Wilder the first black governor in America noted, The Bumbler’s comment was racist but Biden often makes racist remarks and the MSM rarely gets exercised by such comments by people in the public eye–as long as those people are liberals and/or blacks like Touré.
The mainstreamers, lamestreamers to Sarah Palin, weren’t at all perturbed by Nation of Islam’s Louis Farrakhan warning to whites that, “We know your origin in the world. We know how long you were set to live. And unless you change, your end has come.”
The MSM weren’t in the least concerned over New Black Panther Party Minister King Shamir Ahabaz telling blacks, “You want freedom? You’re gonna have to kill some crackers! You’re gonna have to kill some of their babies!”
The lamestreamers never took notice of candidate Obama’s oblique racist strategizing in 2008, “If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun.”
The beat goes on and the incendiary black rhetoric grows more vicious in America’s one-sided race war.
Encouraged by the president of the United States allowing our attorney general to disgrace the Department of Justice by converting it into a black racist defense agency, by Obama’s falsely accusing a white Cambridge, Massachusetts cop of stupidity for enforcing the law, by his taking sides in the George Zimmerman-Trayvon Martin case, and by virtue of numerous other twisted executive branch decisions and decrees, the New Black Panther Party is becoming more ballsy in its militant threats. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=27607.)
Serious Question: why doesn’t Michelle get her teeth fixed? She’s too old?
Is this the forum for an essay? Why not just link it?
Not a caption – a question:
Is that a weave that he’s wearing??
The Man Calling Himself Obama: “You did WHAT with that thing in the Glory Hole?”
Hussein: “Your mouth smells like semen.”
The Wook: “So does yours!”
Snowball the Sourpuss
If they find Barry on the morning of November 7th with his throat ripped out, I will not be surprised. Check Moose for bloody teeth.
These are my new (hot)dog eating teeth Zippy and you’d better man up and win this election or else!
We never did get that overbite taken care of did. What choo waiting for, not gonna have the best of the best forever.
B-Man, I think yo’ kinda’ cute….foh a dope-smokin’ moron. If you only had a penis instead ob dat smoove place ‘tween yo’ skinny laigs….lahk a Ken Doll have.
I’ve smelled bad breath before, Mooch-chelle, but yours would knock a buzzard off a shit-wagon!
Jaws 5…Just when you thought it was safe to have pride in your country again
Uh, Barry, that’s my belly button…
Obie and Chopper have a tender moment!
COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!!
ALIEN VS. IDIOT!!
If you’re not re-elected these teeth will personally castrate you, If I don’t get my free shit that finally makes me proud to be an american.
Go ahead touch them, I just had them sharpened.
Who needs a bottle opener? I’ll chew the top off of your can for you.
I use these to shred the cabbage when I make coleslaw.
I’d spit at you but my teeth are in the way.
What do you think of a gold Grill? Heck its taxpayer money.
Do I gots sumpin in my teef?
WHoooo who! We get a permanent vacation starting in January!!!
I was the goat castrating champion in Kenya last year with these babies, remember that Barry.
The average bite pressure is in the range of 2840 to 4270 psi. .
Therefore, while the bite force itself averaged 117 to 265 lbs, the pressure
remained constant at about 5600 psi…certainly enough to puncture light weight
My what beautiful niggerize you have…
“Hold still, Moose … yer lips are stuck on yer teeth again.”
Barrys own perosnal nutcracker.
Thought she got that lower jaw whittled down….guess not.
There’s still time..on the taxpayers money. They’re such chumps;) might also lipo about half that bulbous ass and get a boob job too:-)
Why does your breath smell like fish?
Mary Jane Anklestraps
August 20th, 2012
Eek!!! Her teeth. I can’t believe they’re not butter.
August 21st, 2012
the Wookie is a deadringer for LaWanda Page reset….those front teeth slope backward like a 1950 Buick Roadmaster grill after a head-on collision.
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