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  1. Friend of the family

    August 17th, 2012

    What did I just watch?

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  2. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 17th, 2012

    This project has two main point, one is the innovative use of robotics technology and it’s purpose.

    The second is that the developers are typical nerd horn dogs that can’t get a real date!

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  3. bfpa61

    August 17th, 2012

    They shoulld call it the Sandusky.

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  4. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 17th, 2012

    I’m thinking of all of the places where the application of this device will not only make sense, but make money. Nope, just one; the porn industry.

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  5. bfpa61

    August 17th, 2012

    Make it four times as wide, darken up the skin tone, and call it the MOOOOOCHEL.

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  6. Xavier

    August 17th, 2012

    U.S. knock off in rapid development at White House behest.

    Pneumatic control was a nice touch. Or not.

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  7. Xavier

    August 17th, 2012

    This is going to be huge in those coffin hotels in Japan.

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  8. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 17th, 2012

    This just has to be said.

    Since they have the posterior muscles working, you just know that the anterior muscles are next.

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  9. conservativeBC

    August 17th, 2012

    He made an ass himself – Then he made an ass out of himself.

    My first coffee snork in 3 months

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  10. Friend of the family

    August 17th, 2012

    @Stranded

    Already been done. The ladies have them. You won’t see it because it’s hidden in the back of the bottom dresser drawer in mommy and daddy’s bedroom.

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  11. jwm

    August 17th, 2012

    I can hear Eric Cartman:
    A robot ass…

    JWM

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  12. RacK_AttacK

    August 17th, 2012

    Hold on…some human with an ounce of engineering knowledge took time, probably a lot, out of their life to do this……what a fuc$%&g ass.

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  13. RacK_AttacK

    August 17th, 2012

    SBD

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  14. Roscoe P. Soultrane

    August 17th, 2012

    @Stranded: “I’m thinking of all of the places where the application of this device will not only make sense, but make money. Nope, just one; the porn industry.”

    It’s gonna be big in Japan.

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  15. Bwawney Fwank

    August 17th, 2012

    I’m Bwawney Fwank, and I approve of this message.

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  16. scribble

    August 17th, 2012

    So that’s how they reprogram Biden’s brain.

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  17. phil.arbeit

    August 17th, 2012

    Nice ass, where’d you buy it?

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  18. Czar of Defenestration

    August 17th, 2012

    *I* want one!!!

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  19. Richard654

    August 17th, 2012

    I’m very confused.

    Logic is like a pretty flower that smells bad.
    Mr. Spock

    Brain shuts down.

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  20. HooHooNayNay

    August 17th, 2012

    Meg Ryan in French Kiss, paraphrasing a grumpy old Frenchman; “You people make my ass twitch!”

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  21. Joe

    August 17th, 2012

    Did I just waste 3:51 minutes of my life? Thanks, ya’ll.

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  22. Libra

    August 17th, 2012

    SHIRI is without doubt a great piece of ass.

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  23. Mr.Pinko

    August 17th, 2012

    Wow! How realistic! Every ass I fondle sounds like a nail gun and a pneumatic drill.

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  24. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 17th, 2012

    That just wasn’t right.

    I think I found an earlier invention by this same guy:

    http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/afthing1.jpg

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  25. RANDO

    August 17th, 2012

    Didn’t these same people have a severed robot baby’s head a year or two ago?

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  26. freedomjunkie

    August 17th, 2012

    Another example of wasted millions…

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  27. Corona

    August 17th, 2012

    Now That’s how to spend taxpayer $.

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  28. shotwell

    August 17th, 2012

    Okay I will say it. It’s a male butt. If it was a female butt i could have watched the whole thing. When the guy started to massage the male butt I threw up.

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  29. Callmelennie

    August 17th, 2012

    Breaking News

    The new upgraded Shiri 2.0 will be able to express relief at having taken the first good shit in three days

    Look for it

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