Home - by BigFurHat - August 17, 2012 - 00:05 America/New_York - 29 Comments
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August 17th, 2012
What did I just watch?
Stranded in Sonoma
This project has two main point, one is the innovative use of robotics technology and it’s purpose.
The second is that the developers are typical nerd horn dogs that can’t get a real date!
They shoulld call it the Sandusky.
I’m thinking of all of the places where the application of this device will not only make sense, but make money. Nope, just one; the porn industry.
Make it four times as wide, darken up the skin tone, and call it the MOOOOOCHEL.
U.S. knock off in rapid development at White House behest.
Pneumatic control was a nice touch. Or not.
This is going to be huge in those coffin hotels in Japan.
This just has to be said.
Since they have the posterior muscles working, you just know that the anterior muscles are next.
He made an ass himself – Then he made an ass out of himself.
My first coffee snork in 3 months
Already been done. The ladies have them. You won’t see it because it’s hidden in the back of the bottom dresser drawer in mommy and daddy’s bedroom.
I can hear Eric Cartman:
A robot ass…
Hold on…some human with an ounce of engineering knowledge took time, probably a lot, out of their life to do this……what a fuc$%&g ass.
Roscoe P. Soultrane
@Stranded: “I’m thinking of all of the places where the application of this device will not only make sense, but make money. Nope, just one; the porn industry.”
It’s gonna be big in Japan.
I’m Bwawney Fwank, and I approve of this message.
So that’s how they reprogram Biden’s brain.
Nice ass, where’d you buy it?
Czar of Defenestration
*I* want one!!!
I’m very confused.
Logic is like a pretty flower that smells bad.
Brain shuts down.
Meg Ryan in French Kiss, paraphrasing a grumpy old Frenchman; “You people make my ass twitch!”
Did I just waste 3:51 minutes of my life? Thanks, ya’ll.
SHIRI is without doubt a great piece of ass.
Wow! How realistic! Every ass I fondle sounds like a nail gun and a pneumatic drill.
Stirrin the B.S.
That just wasn’t right.
I think I found an earlier invention by this same guy:
Didn’t these same people have a severed robot baby’s head a year or two ago?
Another example of wasted millions…
Now That’s how to spend taxpayer $.
Okay I will say it. It’s a male butt. If it was a female butt i could have watched the whole thing. When the guy started to massage the male butt I threw up.
The new upgraded Shiri 2.0 will be able to express relief at having taken the first good shit in three days
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