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Sorry about that “kfc and watermelon” line. But it just made sense to me!

+4

“Boy, you sure got a purty mouth…”

+6

biden displays his ventriloquist skills

+4

Bari: “Oh thweetie, I’ve got big plans for you and me!”

+2

“Hey Joe, you know how you said those things…? And the media… well I think they got it all wrong. It’s not your thumb that’s up your ass….”

+3

When puppeteer’s hands get sweaty.

+3

Oh, man. This is just too tempting.

Obama returning to Biden after being alone for a while with a SS agent:

“It tasted real good, but some got away down my cheeks!”

“Relax, Boss! None on your tie!”

+2

Kiss me, ya big lug.

+4

Joined at the hip.

+1

‘scribble”

+2

“Bumpin’ Uglies” is the first thing I thought of, but wouldn’t they then have bleeding gashes on their foreheads?

+6

See Joe, I told you it was just a myth about Black Men and penis size. You’ve got quite a package yourself there.

+2

Let me see if your nipples as sensitive as mine?

+2

“Wait a minute there Buddy Boy, you got a pubic hair on your lip.”

+6

Oh Joey, you say the sweetest things.

+2

He looks white on the inside

+1

My turn to lead, Joe.

+5

Hey Joe, Am I getting calluses from Mooses balls constantly slapping into my chin?

+2

Reminds me of an old urinal joke

the punchline goes: pffft, it takes forever for this polish to dry

+2

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty
and witty and gay
And I pity
Any gay who isn’t me today

+5

BO: “Come on Joe, give us a kiss!”

JB: “Get your freakin’ limp wrist off me!”

+1

JOE, I said, I LEAD.

+2

Hey myman, pal, another big fucking deal, right, boy?

+2

Now go home and get your fucking shoeshine box.

+3

Wow, nice hand there Barry. I’d shake it but I don’t know where it’s been.

+2

Hey Joe, what did the hot dog say to the bun?

I don’t know, Barack. Lets go in the men’s room, and find out!

JWM

+6

“If you like it then you shoulda put a chain on it”

+2

Spit it out, Barack!

What’d you put that nasty damn thing in your mouth for anyhow?!

+1

Big smile now! Atta-boy!

+3

Gotta go potty?

+2

Ya Put Yer Left Foot In♫♫

+4

Calm down Barack,

and say it slow..

now, what did Reggie say?

+4

why did you put it in your nose anyhow?

+3

I always knew your nickname was “Plugs”, Joe, but I had no IDEA it referred to THAT!”

+4

I love it when you pinch me there

+1

“Hey Joe. Do you want me to just grab your cock from the front or give you the reach-around?”

+2

Barry, you’ve got some Reggie Love on you. I’ll get it. It’s good for my plugs.

+1

remaking the “Rain Man” spliced with “I am Sam”

+1

“Hey Joe, where you going with my gun in your hand?”

+5

Mr. President inquiring minds want to know.

Newsweek magazine recently named you America’s first gay president.

Do you spit or swallow?

+4

I always enjoy Barack and Joe’s Amos and Andy routines.

+2

joe and barry practice latest
dance craze “the niggerize”

+3

What is the equivalent of !to niggerize” for gays?

To gayerize? To… err… sodomize?

+4

@katechon

always liked the word fop for gays.

foppize.

+3

Not only are you clean and articulate, you smell good too!

+2

“Looks like Moose spilled mayo on your tie again Barack”

+1

@Katechon

Am I going to get in trouble if I say queeriate? Cuz I won’t if that the case.

+1

No no no seriously you first….just kiss it

+1

Man this guy sure is clean and articulate……..lets dance homie

+1

LLLLOOLLLLL at foopize and queeriate (queeriazation).

To fabulousize?

Nah.

+1

Well here were are Joe, at Chick-fil-A. Pucker up and get ready to be nigerized.

+1

You had me at “back in chains!!!”

+1

I tole’ you it was a big fu*ken’ deal!!

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“Pull my finger. They don’t call me butt-plug fur nuthin’”

And by the way, I’m tired of seeing Barry’s little boney bare arms with his sleeves rolled up as if he’s working. We all know that asshat hasn’t done a day’s work in his miserable life.

+3

Tea for two and two for tea…
Me and you and you and me…..
Ain’t love grand!!!!!!!

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In the spirit of LBJ, if I can just get rid of you, Bammie, I’ll be the preezy. Yee-haw! When I do, I’ll be putting everybody in chains.

0

“How about, we start with an RFK and finish up with an LBJ?”

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“Oh, yeah, and remember the first time when Coach Sandusky had both of us stay late after practice…”

+1

“foppize”, ehh?

well me an me massive forearms are acomin after yaz

at ta ta ta ta

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