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Home - by - August 15, 2012 - 08:37 America/New_York - 19 Comments

Al-Qaeda’s ‘suicide bombers wanted’ ad

Job offer on closed Internet forum seeks applicants who are utterly committed to completing their missionFile photo of Al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri taken in February 2012 (photo credit: SITE Intel Group/AP)

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  1. GM Car Of The Future

    August 15th, 2012

    Resulting in a boom in the employment numbers.

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  2. Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker

    August 15th, 2012

    Joe Biden: “How about 72 South Carolinians?”

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  3. Hotlanta Mike

    August 15th, 2012

    No temp to hire opportunities?

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  4. Ricky

    August 15th, 2012

    Didn’t anyone tell them… If you want a job done right, you got to do it yourself?

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  5. dba...vagabond trader

    August 15th, 2012

    Talk about a dead end job.

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  6. xthred

    August 15th, 2012

    Al Queda company newsletter:

    http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/07/the-q-is-for-qu.html

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  7. Maudie N Mandeville

    August 15th, 2012

    That little mark on his forehead makes a great target with a Leupold Mark 4 8.5-25x50mm LR/T M1 Illuminated Reticle Long Range Tactical Rifle Scope.

    Don’t tell me I don’t need my 50 calibre.

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  8. Callmelennie

    August 15th, 2012

    Have you heard of this new jihadi sect called the “Chunksteri”? They believe that if you die for the sake of Allah, you’ll be greeted by 72 fat chicks in heaven

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  9. Debbie

    August 15th, 2012

    How come the old crusty al qaeda leaders never take these jobs?

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  10. xthred

    August 15th, 2012

    I hear morale is low:

    http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2005/10/i_hate_my_boss.html

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  11. Unneutral

    August 15th, 2012

    It could be a rapidly expanding opportunity.

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  12. Tracy

    August 15th, 2012

    Motivated by, not 1-2-3 or 4 dozen vigins, but 5 dozen virgins. 72 virgins? How or why did that become the amount?

    NObama2012!

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  13. norman einstein

    August 15th, 2012

    So…is this a job “saved” or “created”?

    Unionize the bastards…that oughtta finish them off!

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  14. hey y'all

    August 15th, 2012

    we hear slo jo biden is gonna be takin a lil vacation

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  15. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 15th, 2012

    Question: If the muzloids want to die so bad, why is it wrong for us to nuke the place and kill them all?

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  16. GregMan

    August 15th, 2012

    Help Wanted: Dynamic, sharia-compliant organization looking for a hard-working individual to proactively exploit our synergies, leverage business dependancies in a customer-focused manner, and interact with the 21st century. The successful candidate must be clean-shaven (all over), technology-oriented (primarily explosives technology), people-focused and willing to give his/her all for the organization. Must have own camel.

    Please submit your resume to the third cave on the left of the fresh pool of blood.

    We are an equal opportunity employer. Unless you are an infidel. Or a woman. Or a joo.

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  17. Billy Fuster

    August 15th, 2012

    Are these jobs “shovel ready”?

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  18. tripseven

    August 15th, 2012

    Even Al-Qaeda is outproducing Barry in “Job Creation.” The job even comes with obamacare death-panel…

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  19. General Ripper

    August 15th, 2012

    (see above pic) “…and I have my proctology finger ready for those of you Faithful who need your anuses widened for smuggling asshole bombs.”

    (true story – Islamo-Fascist faggots are having multiple-partner gay anal sex on a daily basis to make their assholes bigger so they can smuggle sticks of dynamite to their targets. Is Islam a fun religion or what?)

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