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NEW YORK – After Saturday’s announcement that Rep. Paul Ryan would be his running mate in the race for the White House, Mitt Romney agreed to a question and answer session on MSNBC’s “Politics Nation” with host, Reverend Al Sharpton. Following is a transcript of that interview:
AL SHARPTON: Thank you for joining us in this day of heated exchanges and profabricated dialogue Mr. Mitt.
MITT ROMNEY: It’s my pleasure, sir.
AL SHARPTON: You may call me Reverend.
MITT ROMNEY: Sure, Reverend.
AL SHARPTON: Now let me get right to the root of the canal of problems in the political climate we here in America call politics.
MITT ROMNEY: Sure.
AL SHARPTON: You have a horse.
MITT ROMNEY: I have several horses actually.
AL SHARPTON: Several? That’s a lot of horses.
MITT ROMNEY: I’m fortunate enough to be in the position to …
AL SHARPTON: Your fortune, if estimated, would askew to astronomical proportions.
MITT ROMNEY: I have been blessed with great success.
AL SHARPTON: What you call a blessing could be corkscrewed by people of color as a rampid case of being white in America.
MITT ROMNEY: Actually I feel my success came from working hard.
AL SHARPTON: Are you reflexing that people of color don’t work?
MITT ROMNEY: I believe that anybody of any color can be successful if they work hard.
AL SHARPTON: Would you admit to the difficulties constrained with fighting racism while attempting to work hard in today’s post relations America?
MITT ROMNEY: I’m not sure I understand.
Anonymous
August 15th, 2012
old_oaks
August 16th, 2012
This is all wrong, I corrected it below.
AL SHARPTON: Thank you for joining us in dis day of heated exchanges and profabicated dialogue Mr. Mitt.
MITT ROMNEY: It’s my pleasure, sir.
AL SHARPTON: You may call me Reverund.
MITT ROMNEY: Sure, Reverend.
AL SHARPTON: Now let me git right to the roots of the canal of problem in tha politicle climate we be in America call politics.
MITT ROMNEY: Sure.
AL SHARPTON: You have a house.
MITT ROMNEY: I have several horses actually.
AL SHARPTON: Several? That’s a lot of houses.
MITT ROMNEY: I’m fortunate enough to be in the position to …
AL SHARPTON: Your fotune, if estimeiated, would akew to atonomical popotions.
MITT ROMNEY: I have been blessed with great success.
AL SHARPTON: What you be callin a blessin could be corkskewed by peoples of colla as a rabid case of being honkey time in America.
MITT ROMNEY: Actually I feel my success came from working hard.
AL SHARPTON: Are you reflexuating that peoples of cola don’t be workin?
MITT ROMNEY: I believe that anybody of any color can be successful if they work hard.
AL SHARPTON: Would you admittedly to the difficulties constained with fightin racis while attemptuating tha work hard in today’s post negro hatin’ relations America?
MITT ROMNEY: I’m not sure I understand.
grayscape
August 16th, 2012
Heh heh hehhheeeheheh….. Rev Al…hahahaaahaaazha
…what a racist dumass….
Poster child of the Democrat slave.
Lisl
August 16th, 2012
Wow. That was weird.
Wonder if Sharpton himself understands what he is on about.
Monkey Boy
August 16th, 2012
@old_oaks That was hilarious.
I wants more.
FreedomCat
August 16th, 2012
Oh Al, Al, Al. He reminds of that character that Daman Wayans played on In Living Color. The guy in prison that self educates himself by reading books and thinks that he is smart because he uses some big words but they make no sense whatsever. Does anybody remember that skit?
Monkey Boy
August 16th, 2012
Here’s the rest:
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AL SHARPTON: Mr. Mitt, are you now or have you never been a racist?
MITT ROMNEY: Of course not.
AL SHARPTON: Do you have the clarity to gesticulate that statement?
MITT ROMNEY: Pardon?
AL SHARPTON: When was the last time you invited an African American child of color to play with your children?
MITT ROMNEY: I don’t think ….
AL SHARPTON: Will you tell me now on national television if you would allow an African American to be alone with your children?
MITT ROMNEY: My children are adults now, so it’s really not up to me to determine who they associate with.
AL SHARPTON: Mr. Mitt, do any of your children associate with adulterated African Americans?
MITT ROMNEY: They all associate with African Americans.
AL SHARPTON: Do you have proof that will legitamatize your claim?
MITT ROMNEY: Well, I don’t carry around photographs of my children with African Americans, no.
AL SHARPTON: So would it be incoherent to assume that without evidentuary exhibits before the court of public option that your children do not indeed associate with African Americans?
MITT ROMNEY: I have no idea what you just said.
AL SHARPTON: Should I get a rich white man to interpret for you?
MITT ROMNEY: (chuckles) I don’t know if you could find a person of any color to interpret what you just said.
AL SHARPTON: So in essential, you penetrate people of color because they don’t have enough money to interpret you?
MITT ROMNEY: (shrugs his shoulders) Gosh darn it, Reverend, I just don’t know what you’re asking.
AL SHARPTON: Since I am the professional news host of my own news show on MSNBC it’s imperatant that I ask the tough questions.
MITT ROMNEY: I wouldn’t expect anything less.
AL SHARPTON: Why, because I’m an African American?
MITT ROMNEY: Because you are a newscaster.
AL SHARPTON: A few years ago you murdered a white woman yet today you want to be the Commander of Chiefs.
MITT ROMNEY: I never murdered anyone.
AL SHARPTON: Her husband said you did.
MITT ROMNEY: Well, the poor man lost his ….
AL SHARPTON: If an African American man of color killed a white woman he’d be on death row in a pentecostiary.
MITT ROMNEY: That was a misleading ad, Reverend, and the Obama campaign ….
AL SHARPTON: And your new runner mate Private Ryan also killed a white woman. You guys are a killing machine.
MITT ROMNEY: Paul Ryan never killed anyone.
AL SHARPTON: I watched it on TV with my eyes. Pushed an old lady in a wheel chair over a clift.
MITT ROMNEY: Reverend, do you really believe …
AL SHARPTON: Mr. Mitt, I have time for a final last question, so please be honest. When the American people hear of a felon who doesn’t pay his taxes and causes the death of innocent people, what name is going to pop into their head?
MITT ROMNEY: Why, Reverend Al Sharpton, of course
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I assumed this dialogue is made-up. It’s a joke, a parody, right? Right ????
Anonymous
August 16th, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6GE2yIHGU0&feature=related
Grayscape…do you know your history?
Buckwheat Hussein-O
August 16th, 2012
Monkey —- LOL!
Monkey Boy
August 16th, 2012
This is the funniest thing…
Moxie Man
August 16th, 2012
The Reverend attended Professor Irwin Corey’s Linguistics class, with Norm Crosby.
grayscape
August 16th, 2012
@anonymous… Who the fuck posts “anonymous” other than chicken-shit progtard trolls??
The Democrat party was founded in the 1830′s specifically to preserve slavery…. Read a book asshole.
Anonymous
August 16th, 2012
8)
tripseven
August 16th, 2012
“MITT ROMNEY: Why, Reverend Al Sharpton, of course”
And the crowd goes effing wild!
Ol’ Al boy just didnt learn a lesson from the Brian Williams ass-stompin!
Mitt can walk, talk and chew at the same time libtrash!
Roscoe P. Soultrane
August 16th, 2012
I’m always surprised that every conversation between the Good Reverend Al and *any* cracka-ass cracka doesn’t end up devolving into a repeat of the Richard Pryon/Chevy Chase word association job interview skit from Saturday Night Live:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75ginterview.phtml
K2220
August 16th, 2012
Yeah, making fun of a particular black dialect sure is funny – mainly to racists, but feel free to keep exposing yourselves as a bunch of numb nuts bigots.
My own comment would be that if you lie down with pigs of any color, you’re going to get dirty. Romney shouldn’t have allowed himself to be used in such a manner from an immoral charlatan like Sharpton.
Zonga
August 16th, 2012
That was a racist piece of creative writing posted on their agitprop site.
But seriously, an actual transcript from his TV show would be more damaging and more funny.
Xavier
August 16th, 2012
@K2220
“Romney shouldn’t have allowed himself to be used in such a manner from an immoral charlatan like Sharpton.”
Imma let you continue to wallow in your own ignorance here but I have to say you’ve provided the perfect liberal punchline.
Sanctimonious dullard. It’s always race with you people, isn’t it?
Xavier
August 16th, 2012
Somebody ‘splain to me why I can’t poke fun at Al’s mush-mouthed English. Exactly what makes it racism to point out that he can’t grammar? Why shouldn’t I be able to laugh at his garbled words and mis-con-struc-uated phrasing?
There’s a reason we make fun of people – it’s to shame them and bring them into line with the rest of society. If Rev. Al chooses to ignore those messages, it’s on his head, not mine.
US Navy Corpseman
August 16th, 2012
Keep calling him “Mr Al” — I wanna see that diploma from a school of Divinity before I’d call him Reverend. What a buffoon – he’s found a home on MSNBC. Is that network still afloat since Microsoft pulled the plug?
RTerf
August 16th, 2012
Lots of laughs!!!!!!!!!
ThisObamaNation
August 16th, 2012
Obama Demands Court Uphold His “Right” To Ignore Constitution
http://www.westernjournalism.com/obama-demands-court-uphold-his-right-to-ignore-constitution/
Stirrin the B.S.
August 16th, 2012
@K2220
“….Yeah, making fun of a particular black dialect sure is funny….”
Here’s a clue pal. It’s not the black dialect, it’s the mangled english and grammar used to construct an outrageous message, that comes out of the mouth of Revrum Al.
It has nothing to do with black dialect per se. It has everything to do with an idiot race baiting self promoting opportunist. Learn your facts.
Unslung Hero
August 16th, 2012
This can’t be real………………right????
Xavier
August 16th, 2012
@Unslung Hero
Hint: look at the Tags at the bottom of the article.
old_oaks
August 16th, 2012
LMAO!
kono
August 16th, 2012
Oh-oh….I just passed this along to my liberal friend. I thought is was fake then thought…it’s extremely possible with the good reverend. Shit.
ExAFCrewDog
August 16th, 2012
You just can’t make this s**t up! Al Sharpton: The gift that keeps on giving and giving and giving. Dumber than dirt and CNN keeps him on the payroll.
even steven
August 16th, 2012
@K220… May a flash mob greet you soon.
Col. Angus
August 16th, 2012
file under “Fake but Accurate”
h/t Dan Rather
Jay
August 16th, 2012
ALFRAUD SHARPTON